CLARK AND LANA SITTIN' IN A TREE.....
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-Yes, I know. I actually watch non-reality television shows. Crazy. But this has been one of my all-time favorites for a while. Just a few questions I have regarding last night's episode.
-So Lionel is Jor-el? Uhhhh, since when? Can we get an explanation on this, or will this be an ongoing story?
-So Lex is pretty much full fledged evil guy now that hates Clark and vice versa? That was quick.
-Even though Clark didn't have sex with Lana while he still had his super powers, does he get to have the greatest orgasms ever? Just curious.
-Was that a body double they put in for Lana when she was shirtless putting on clothes? I think it might've been. I think Lana weighs about 80 lbs.
-I don't think it would be realistic for Clark's parents, seconds after finding out their son just doinked Lana the previous night, to ask him if he was being "safe"? I was uncomfortable watching that scene.
-My favorite line of the night was when Jonahthon said to Clark about having sex "under their roof", and Clark responded with, "its not like you haven't." The look on Martha's face was priceless. She was like, "Awwwww sh**. You damn right son. Jonathon and I hit it every night when you're asleep." Good stuff.
-I'm still pissed we're now two episodes removed from seeing Brainiac appear at the end of the season premeire, and we still haven't seen him.
-Uhhhh, when did Lana become a professional sketch artist? Did you see those drawings? First off, we've never seen any sort of creative, artsy side to her. Secondly, she sure drew some pretty accurate pictures for someone who was barely conscious during that whole thing taking place.
-Did we ever get an explanation as to why this kid decided to launch a missile? Have we seen him before? And why was Chloe on her way to metropolis? Chloe is getting hotter by the episode as well.
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-Yes, I know. I actually watch non-reality television shows. Crazy. But this has been one of my all-time favorites for a while. Just a few questions I have regarding last night's episode.-So Lionel is Jor-el? Uhhhh, since when? Can we get an explanation on this, or will this be an ongoing story?
-So Lex is pretty much full fledged evil guy now that hates Clark and vice versa? That was quick.
-Even though Clark didn't have sex with Lana while he still had his super powers, does he get to have the greatest orgasms ever? Just curious.
-Was that a body double they put in for Lana when she was shirtless putting on clothes? I think it might've been. I think Lana weighs about 80 lbs.
-I don't think it would be realistic for Clark's parents, seconds after finding out their son just doinked Lana the previous night, to ask him if he was being "safe"? I was uncomfortable watching that scene.
-My favorite line of the night was when Jonahthon said to Clark about having sex "under their roof", and Clark responded with, "its not like you haven't." The look on Martha's face was priceless. She was like, "Awwwww sh**. You damn right son. Jonathon and I hit it every night when you're asleep." Good stuff.
-I'm still pissed we're now two episodes removed from seeing Brainiac appear at the end of the season premeire, and we still haven't seen him.
-Uhhhh, when did Lana become a professional sketch artist? Did you see those drawings? First off, we've never seen any sort of creative, artsy side to her. Secondly, she sure drew some pretty accurate pictures for someone who was barely conscious during that whole thing taking place.
-Did we ever get an explanation as to why this kid decided to launch a missile? Have we seen him before? And why was Chloe on her way to metropolis? Chloe is getting hotter by the episode as well.
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posted by reality steve at 11:00 AM
1 Comments:
This is the most gorgeous couple on tv. She is scrawny but beautiful. He is hot hot hot.
Are you not following other reality like Big Fat Loser and Amazing Race?
When is the Bachelor returning?
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