IF BOB GUINEY HAD A TWIN...
REAL WORLD: AUSTIN
-You gotta love a girl like Rachel. Not all that attractive in the least bit, has a boyfriend back home, Erik, she claims to love that likes sending her ice cream in the mail, tells him how much she can't wait for him to get to Texas because of all the sex they're going to have, he finally shows up, and she stones him cold. Basically went "Sex Nazi" on him. No sex for you! Wow. Hey Rachel, how about next time you just tell him the 3 days he's visiting, it just happens to be that time of month. Would've been a hell of a lot less painful. And you wonder why women drive me batty sometimes.
-Could Erik possibly sound any more like Bob Guiney? Holy smokes. All he needed was a machine gun laugh and they could've been identical sound-a-likes. He had the short, chubby, happy-go-lucky guy thing to him as well, but I tend to think Erik was probably a little more genuine than good ol' Guiney. I doubt Erik is going to turn his 1/2 hour of television fame into becoming the next "Bachelor", writing a book about his life, promote his bad album, and marrying a soap opera star.
-Poor guy. Not just for the fact he got shut out on his three day trip, but for the fact he got shut out by Rachel. Dude, she's no catch by any stretch of the imagination. She played you like a fiddle, she's doing her "I want to see what it's like on my own" crap, and she's keeping you around for no apparent reason except just to get with you when she's bored. Dump her ass.
-Lacey has become literally the most hate-filled, yet boring person on the show. What's her deal? Does her life revolve around screwing with other people's lives? I understand wanting to give your advice to other people, but geez, is it really necessary to throw the whole cast under the bus while you're at it? Who hasn't she said something nasty about? But what do they expect when they cast a 20-something year old virgin in a house with six other horndogs who's only form of entertainment is drinking and having sex? Horrible casting job. Go away Lacey.
-Seeing highlights of Danny getting blasted in the face again was kinda disturbing. If I'm not mistaken, I did read that the guy who punched him was prosecuted. I forget was his penalty was, but I know he was caught. Probably had to serve lunch at some old folks home or pick up trash on the freeway. Hey, what does he care? He got to sucker punch someone from the "Real World" on national television. How many of us have actually gotten to do that?
-Quick game: If I were to pose the question: "Which 'Real World' cast member last week uttered these phrases: 'jocked our nuts', 'vaginafest', and 'groupie party'"? Would you be able to guess who it was? If you guessed Wes, you're a winner. Just like him.
Real World: Austin Links
-You gotta love a girl like Rachel. Not all that attractive in the least bit, has a boyfriend back home, Erik, she claims to love that likes sending her ice cream in the mail, tells him how much she can't wait for him to get to Texas because of all the sex they're going to have, he finally shows up, and she stones him cold. Basically went "Sex Nazi" on him. No sex for you! Wow. Hey Rachel, how about next time you just tell him the 3 days he's visiting, it just happens to be that time of month. Would've been a hell of a lot less painful. And you wonder why women drive me batty sometimes.-Could Erik possibly sound any more like Bob Guiney? Holy smokes. All he needed was a machine gun laugh and they could've been identical sound-a-likes. He had the short, chubby, happy-go-lucky guy thing to him as well, but I tend to think Erik was probably a little more genuine than good ol' Guiney. I doubt Erik is going to turn his 1/2 hour of television fame into becoming the next "Bachelor", writing a book about his life, promote his bad album, and marrying a soap opera star.
-Poor guy. Not just for the fact he got shut out on his three day trip, but for the fact he got shut out by Rachel. Dude, she's no catch by any stretch of the imagination. She played you like a fiddle, she's doing her "I want to see what it's like on my own" crap, and she's keeping you around for no apparent reason except just to get with you when she's bored. Dump her ass.
-Lacey has become literally the most hate-filled, yet boring person on the show. What's her deal? Does her life revolve around screwing with other people's lives? I understand wanting to give your advice to other people, but geez, is it really necessary to throw the whole cast under the bus while you're at it? Who hasn't she said something nasty about? But what do they expect when they cast a 20-something year old virgin in a house with six other horndogs who's only form of entertainment is drinking and having sex? Horrible casting job. Go away Lacey.
-Seeing highlights of Danny getting blasted in the face again was kinda disturbing. If I'm not mistaken, I did read that the guy who punched him was prosecuted. I forget was his penalty was, but I know he was caught. Probably had to serve lunch at some old folks home or pick up trash on the freeway. Hey, what does he care? He got to sucker punch someone from the "Real World" on national television. How many of us have actually gotten to do that?
-Quick game: If I were to pose the question: "Which 'Real World' cast member last week uttered these phrases: 'jocked our nuts', 'vaginafest', and 'groupie party'"? Would you be able to guess who it was? If you guessed Wes, you're a winner. Just like him.
Real World: Austin Links
posted by reality steve at 2:51 PM
1 Comments:
wes is a big loser. unattractive and stupid. the only way he gets girls when he's not a tv show is to get them drunk. real word sucks in austin!
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