MY PROM WASN'T LIKE THIS
LAGUNA BEACH
-Yeah, that's Kristin in "Rolling Stone". Yowza. Think the photographer had fun during that shoot? I've always wondered about photographers for porn mags. Are they constantly walking around excited all day, or since it's their job, are they completely desensitized to the whole thing and it's basically a "If-you've-seen-one-you've-seen-em'-all" kind of thing? These are things I think about when I'm home alone waiting for my macaroni and cheese to come out of the microwave.
-Another fabulous episode Monday and, yet again, Alex H. had the line of the night. For someone with as bad as a role as she has playing Kristin's lap dog, she sure has come up with some good ones. This week:
Alex H., Kristin's follower (talking about Casey's prom get-up): "How she puts on make-up, is like, Mission Viejo. It's like, so Inland Orange County."
What???? Let's separate ourselves for a second here and pretend, for just a second, we're dealing in reality. Who says that??? They put their make-up on differently in Mission Viejo than they do Laguna Beach? For those unfamiliar with the proximity of those cities, they're basically neighboring each other. Granted, Casey's prom dress was definitely straight out of a stripper's wardrobe, but I really didn't notice the make-up all that much. Just the really high cheekbones that freak me out. This show is awesome. And it gives me ulcers.
-I don't know about you, but at my Orange County high school I attended, asking someone to prom was not nearly as big a deal as it is for these kids. Walking around in ape suits? Having someone's car towed? A stream of balloons, rose petals, and two dozen roses? For prom??? I went to prom three times in high school. Sophomore year, I believe I asked Adrienne over the phone. Junior year, I'm sure I asked Adrienne when we were at McDonald's or something. And senior year, I asked Amanda when we were standing in line at lunch. And apparently I like dating girls whose name starts with "A". Anyway, my point being is that those scenes are way overproduced. Nobody asks a date to prom that way.
-Is there a reason Kristin played the sympathy card with "Nobody's gonna ask me to prom?", finally gets asked by Talan, then spends about ten seconds with him the whole night? Some date she was. Kinda reminds me of my senior year prom date. Horrible experience. Let's not get into it other than to say she was a nice girl and I appreciated her company. And oh yeah, she was Mormon. And a sophomore. Don't ask.
-Onto happier times, glad to see Jason was back to his old tricks. You know, going with some sophomore skank to prom, only to hook back up with Alex M. while his date is sitting in the limo. And how Cami somehow convinced Jason to take her to prom is a whole other story. Who is this girl and what was he doing bringing her? Frankly, I didn't find her remotely attractive nor personable. Apparently neither did he which is why his tongue was implanted in Alex M.'s mouth by the end of the night.
-So next week we get to see a summer bonfire that everyone attends. This should be another doozy. So, is this where we see the seeds planted when all of them get together and say, "Hey, let's all move up L.A. next year, all hook up with each other, all try and get modeling and acting jobs, and MTV will be forced to pick us up for a third season?" I think it might.
Laguna Beach Links
-Yeah, that's Kristin in "Rolling Stone". Yowza. Think the photographer had fun during that shoot? I've always wondered about photographers for porn mags. Are they constantly walking around excited all day, or since it's their job, are they completely desensitized to the whole thing and it's basically a "If-you've-seen-one-you've-seen-em'-all" kind of thing? These are things I think about when I'm home alone waiting for my macaroni and cheese to come out of the microwave.-Another fabulous episode Monday and, yet again, Alex H. had the line of the night. For someone with as bad as a role as she has playing Kristin's lap dog, she sure has come up with some good ones. This week:
Alex H., Kristin's follower (talking about Casey's prom get-up): "How she puts on make-up, is like, Mission Viejo. It's like, so Inland Orange County."
What???? Let's separate ourselves for a second here and pretend, for just a second, we're dealing in reality. Who says that??? They put their make-up on differently in Mission Viejo than they do Laguna Beach? For those unfamiliar with the proximity of those cities, they're basically neighboring each other. Granted, Casey's prom dress was definitely straight out of a stripper's wardrobe, but I really didn't notice the make-up all that much. Just the really high cheekbones that freak me out. This show is awesome. And it gives me ulcers.
-I don't know about you, but at my Orange County high school I attended, asking someone to prom was not nearly as big a deal as it is for these kids. Walking around in ape suits? Having someone's car towed? A stream of balloons, rose petals, and two dozen roses? For prom??? I went to prom three times in high school. Sophomore year, I believe I asked Adrienne over the phone. Junior year, I'm sure I asked Adrienne when we were at McDonald's or something. And senior year, I asked Amanda when we were standing in line at lunch. And apparently I like dating girls whose name starts with "A". Anyway, my point being is that those scenes are way overproduced. Nobody asks a date to prom that way.
-Is there a reason Kristin played the sympathy card with "Nobody's gonna ask me to prom?", finally gets asked by Talan, then spends about ten seconds with him the whole night? Some date she was. Kinda reminds me of my senior year prom date. Horrible experience. Let's not get into it other than to say she was a nice girl and I appreciated her company. And oh yeah, she was Mormon. And a sophomore. Don't ask.
-Onto happier times, glad to see Jason was back to his old tricks. You know, going with some sophomore skank to prom, only to hook back up with Alex M. while his date is sitting in the limo. And how Cami somehow convinced Jason to take her to prom is a whole other story. Who is this girl and what was he doing bringing her? Frankly, I didn't find her remotely attractive nor personable. Apparently neither did he which is why his tongue was implanted in Alex M.'s mouth by the end of the night.
-So next week we get to see a summer bonfire that everyone attends. This should be another doozy. So, is this where we see the seeds planted when all of them get together and say, "Hey, let's all move up L.A. next year, all hook up with each other, all try and get modeling and acting jobs, and MTV will be forced to pick us up for a third season?" I think it might.
Laguna Beach Links
posted by reality steve at 9:37 PM
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LOL thanx for clearing that up about the asking to prom thing. I wondered if that was normal. Now can you clear up some other things we've been debating? Is USC located in a really bad neighborhood? Is USC hard to get into? Is LMU more of a rich kid school than USC? Is it easier to get into LMU? Cheaper? Do you even know? LOL There's been a raging debate about those things on the message boards since everybody found out Kristin isn't at USC. Everybody wonders what happened with that! Thanx!
USC is not in the greatest of areas. Great campus, but it's heavily gated because the surrounding area is fairly ghetto. Having graduated from LMU, I know it's just as expensive as USC. Much smaller enrollment though. Only about 5,100 undergrads. Both schools are great academic schools, however, LMU accepted me, so make your own judgment about them. Although many famous actors/actresses have gone to USC, LMU has had their share. When I was there, Alicia Silverstone was taking a few classes, and I know Tom Hanks' son was there as well.
Check out these new modeling pictures looks like they didn't have Jessica's size!
http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=92302.topic
Dude where did you get that picture of Kristin? Got any more?
DAYEM!
MTV is going to do a show with LC next year. Following her around LA and watching her get used by Jason. Since Kristen and Stephan are also moving to LA seems likely they'll be on the show too. I think chubby Alex is planning a move to LA as well for her music career.
I think LC's show is seperete and what in the world would Jason use her for? Hes straight up in love with that girl.
They allready live in LA by the way, not next year but now.
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