Monday, October 24, 2005

RAFE LIKES NECKLACES

SURVIVOR

-I like when they do the double Tribal Councils. Have always found that to be an interesting twist. I think they've only done it once, maybe twice, before and it usually stirs things up. Especially when we get our first glance of someone from one tribe getting a chance to sit in on the other tribe's problems. That's always a good thing. I'm glad Rafe won his challenge so he could listen in. I'm sure he was too. And I'm not here to prejudge anyone by no means, but, something tells me that when Rafe won individual immunity, he really enjoyed getting that necklace put on him. That's all I'm saying.

-Bobby Jon and Jamie's high-pitched screaming match really ended up being much ado about nothing considering they had given the whole thing away in the previews. Maybe it has some meaning down the road when they merge and these two end up becoming lovers or something, but for the time being, it wasn't really much. That is until Bobby Jon was asked his reason for getting in Jamie's face.

Bobby Jon: "I just had to let him know, you know?"

Uhhhh, know what? That you scream like a girl? That you're a sore loser and have a temper? That you can "buck up" better than he can? I actually like Bobby Jon, he's just got about one or ten screws missing. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. He's about as sharp as a beach ball. And my favorite, "He's a lighthouse on the shores of ignorance."

-Speaking of Bobby Jon, when did we find out he's a fan of "Wham!?" That flourescent green, George Michael tank-top has got to go. Hey, you know who'd probably like that thing? Rafe. Especially if you included a rainbow on it. I'm just saying.

-Margaret must've made some sort of impression on Judd, huh? Gee, either that guy hates everyone or he's just a drunk, belligerent pig. How can you not get along with a nurse? Especially someone that was helping people in the very first episode? I have a feeling Judd takes medication and the time on the island really didn't help his cause. That was real smart. Get rid of the non-threatening nurse lady in favor of the loud, obnoxious guy who's already sold out his original tribe. Great voting strategy.

-Not really sad to see Brian go. Seemed like a nice guy, tried to stir things up, played the game almost too hard and ended up getting burned in the end for it. But his tribe seemed to like him as did others. You know who else was probably sad to see him go? Rafe. I'm just saying.

-Does "Raiders of the Lost Ark" get any royalties from this episode since they stole the giant rolling ball idea from them? Just curious. I'm sure the ball was a tad heavy, but if it was as heavy as they were making it out to be, I'm sure it would've killed Amy when it rolled on top of her. And Probst was classic when that happened, "Amy's trapped underneath it!" You can't replace that type of play-by-play action. Don't leave us, Jeff. Not for Andrew Savage. Not for some former female contestant. Just don't leave. We don't want to have to deal with the ramifications of you leaving the show because you can't spend 39 days without Julie. That's disgusting. You can miss her, that's fine. But don't quit because of it you wuss.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve another great article about the show. Too funny and on point ..as always!!

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve you are such an asshole

9:48 PM  
Anonymous me said...

Steve is NOT an asshole. I'll beat you up.

Anyway...hurry up with the LB comments. I want to read before I go to FL.

9:08 AM  

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