STEP UP TO THE PLATE

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-I've got an idea. How about next week someone steps up to the plate and puts an end to everyone on the women's team saying someone needs to "step up to the plate"? God that was annoying. Can we find a different phrase than that please? It's almost as tired as everyone saying now that shows have "jumped the shark". I used that phrase last week and was extremely disappointed in myself. I will no longer say a show has "jumped the shark". I'll just say it sucks.

-Ripping away at Toral for that performance last night really wouldn't do her any justice. Anyone that conceited, self-absorbed, and unprofessional doesn't need to be trampled on by me. I'm beneath her anyway, right? People like that I usually just hope bad things happen to someday. That's all. Nothing major.

-Another horrible task the team's had to perform last night. And with Martha's show being on Wednesday nights, it's completely screwing up who's on which team and which team names are on which show. Primerius are the men on Trump's show? Excel are the women on Martha's show? What's going on here? Forget team names now, that's all out the window. They're lame anyway.

-Now that "You're fired!" has become a phrase of the past since no one cares about this show anymore, I think Trump should build off his new one. You know, the one after he says "You're fired!" and kicks the rest of the team out. "Get out! Go!" That's my favorite now. Martha writes loves letters to the people she boots, and Trump essentially tells them to get the hell out of his office. I like that. Then he sits in that chair and broods while George and Carolyn tell him what a great decision he made. And the baffoon to Martha's left has got to quit it with the unlit cigar.

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