ZAN-THURA, ZO-THURA, ZEN-THURA....
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-It's episodes like last week that really make me hate this show sometimes. In all honesty, neither Krisi nor Jennifer M. have a chance to win this thing. Let's be serious. But the ONLY reason Jennifer M. was kept around over Kristi was because she's a model and ONLY that reason. In case you didn't know, according to her bio, "Jennifer Murphy was Miss Oregon USA and a top ten finalist at Miss USA 2004." Trump wants us to actually believe that Kristi's standing with the team was more of a reason to get rid of her than the Project Manager mispronouncing a movie title not once, not twice, not three times, not four times but FIVE TIMES???!!!! What??? If someone was looking to do business with Trump and was mispronouncing his name, or the product, or one of Trump's buildings, you think for a second he'd even consider doing business with the guy? Didn't think so.
-And it's not like they didn't make a big deal out of the "Zathura" title either, right? Jon Favreau only made it clear from the get-go he wanted the title displayed as much as possible. How is mispronouncing the title of a movie FIVE TIMES while making a presenation to the movie's creator considered acceptable? And it's not like "Zathura" is difficult to pronounce. "Zathura"? It's that hard? Are you that retarded?
-Hey, Jennifer is appealing to look at and I understand looks definitely help in the business world. I'm all for giving her the benefit of the doubt. But for Trump to sit in the boardroom with Kristi and Jennifer and not even bring up the fact she mispronounced the movie title was appalling. How are we supposed to take him or his show seriously when he pulls stunts like that? Was dumping Kristi eventually going to happen? Sure. But in that boardroom, going one-on-one with Jennifer, for that particular task, Kristi should've stayed and Jennifer should've been fired. It's idiotic to think that during a presentation you can mispronounce something as many times as she did and not be reprimanded for it, or for it never be brought up in the boardroom during the final decision making process. If Jennifer looked like Dawn from Martha Stewart's show, she would've be canned.
-Can't you just tell by Jennifer's presentations how she has mastered giving "pageant" answers? She basically says a whole bunch of stuff without really saying anything. A lot of style but no substance. She smiles, she looks good, but when she's done, you find yourself saying, "What exactly did she just say?" I'll answer that for you. Nothing.
-I would really like to describe my emotions while watching the guy's team cut a rap album with Wyclef Jean, but I'm afraid anything I try to express by typing out really wouldn't do it justice. So I'll just say this: Take the worst rap artist of all-time (Mellowman Ace, Kid Frost, Gerardo, Jesse James, Snow, etc..), take that artist's worst song (in this case, "Mentirosa", "La Raza", "Rico Suave", "Shake it Like a White Girl", and "Informer") multiply that artist by ten and you still couldn't find a more embarrassing song ever recorded. Ever. Team Excel/Matchstick/Primarius made "Color Me Badd" look like Grammy Award Winners. In two words, that "f***ing sucked". And how in the world they convinced one of the more respected artists in the industry, Wyclef Jen, to participate in that is beyond me. Must've thrown a lot of coin at him.
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-It's episodes like last week that really make me hate this show sometimes. In all honesty, neither Krisi nor Jennifer M. have a chance to win this thing. Let's be serious. But the ONLY reason Jennifer M. was kept around over Kristi was because she's a model and ONLY that reason. In case you didn't know, according to her bio, "Jennifer Murphy was Miss Oregon USA and a top ten finalist at Miss USA 2004." Trump wants us to actually believe that Kristi's standing with the team was more of a reason to get rid of her than the Project Manager mispronouncing a movie title not once, not twice, not three times, not four times but FIVE TIMES???!!!! What??? If someone was looking to do business with Trump and was mispronouncing his name, or the product, or one of Trump's buildings, you think for a second he'd even consider doing business with the guy? Didn't think so.-And it's not like they didn't make a big deal out of the "Zathura" title either, right? Jon Favreau only made it clear from the get-go he wanted the title displayed as much as possible. How is mispronouncing the title of a movie FIVE TIMES while making a presenation to the movie's creator considered acceptable? And it's not like "Zathura" is difficult to pronounce. "Zathura"? It's that hard? Are you that retarded?
-Hey, Jennifer is appealing to look at and I understand looks definitely help in the business world. I'm all for giving her the benefit of the doubt. But for Trump to sit in the boardroom with Kristi and Jennifer and not even bring up the fact she mispronounced the movie title was appalling. How are we supposed to take him or his show seriously when he pulls stunts like that? Was dumping Kristi eventually going to happen? Sure. But in that boardroom, going one-on-one with Jennifer, for that particular task, Kristi should've stayed and Jennifer should've been fired. It's idiotic to think that during a presentation you can mispronounce something as many times as she did and not be reprimanded for it, or for it never be brought up in the boardroom during the final decision making process. If Jennifer looked like Dawn from Martha Stewart's show, she would've be canned.
-Can't you just tell by Jennifer's presentations how she has mastered giving "pageant" answers? She basically says a whole bunch of stuff without really saying anything. A lot of style but no substance. She smiles, she looks good, but when she's done, you find yourself saying, "What exactly did she just say?" I'll answer that for you. Nothing.
-I would really like to describe my emotions while watching the guy's team cut a rap album with Wyclef Jean, but I'm afraid anything I try to express by typing out really wouldn't do it justice. So I'll just say this: Take the worst rap artist of all-time (Mellowman Ace, Kid Frost, Gerardo, Jesse James, Snow, etc..), take that artist's worst song (in this case, "Mentirosa", "La Raza", "Rico Suave", "Shake it Like a White Girl", and "Informer") multiply that artist by ten and you still couldn't find a more embarrassing song ever recorded. Ever. Team Excel/Matchstick/Primarius made "Color Me Badd" look like Grammy Award Winners. In two words, that "f***ing sucked". And how in the world they convinced one of the more respected artists in the industry, Wyclef Jen, to participate in that is beyond me. Must've thrown a lot of coin at him.
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