FEEL THE WRATH OF STEPHENIE'S EYEBROWS

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-Although she is by far the most dominant woman we've ever seen play this game, never knew Stephenie could be such a complete beyotch. Why did she start PMS'ing on Lydia? Like Lydia is a threat to anyone on any level. Stephenie is in complete control of the game right now and she's wasting her breath on Lydia for taking her out in the Reward Challenge? Why? I didn't get that. Stephenie, Rafe, Judd, and Cindy are calling all the shots right now and Lydia is just a little ankle biter. Why would Stephenie go off on her over something that stupid?

-I think we've learned two pretty interesting things about two players this season that is probably as important as any two things we've learned about any past players. Well, Rafe likes necklaces. And oh yeah, he offically came out of the closet this past week. Not like we didn't know, but how he so matter-of-factly brought up the fact he was gay I found rather humorous. The other important thing we've learned? Well, this might have gone unnoticed to many of you, but two episodes ago we found out that Cindy likes teabags. Didn't know that. I'll store that to memory.

-And when these two got together after the reward challenge, oooooohhhhh did Lydia get pissed. Lydia: "Cindy should've taken me on the reward. I'm an outcast." Really? You just figured that out? It never dawned on you that Stephenie, Judd, Cindy, and Rafe cut you out of their group, or that you are a complete liability in any physical challenge, or that no one ever talks to you anywmore? Wow. Not very perceptive. Well, at least you have your dignity. You are a fish monger after all. Congrats on that.

-Rafe and Cindy would really make a good couple don't you think? I mean, if he didn't like men and what not. Did you see the way these two were hitting it off at the waterfalls. Rafe told us he's a very touchy-feely person but Cindy isn't. Really Rafe? I never would've guessed that considering the way you were groping and caressing her in the water. Are you the one that braids her hair too? Does her nails? The one she goes to clubs with so she doesn't get hit on by drunk heterosexuals? That's what I thought.

-Stephenie has a pretty high opinion of herself, doesn't she? When her, Gary, Judd, and Danni won the Reward Challenge a couple weeks ago, she felt the need to tell us this gem: "Danni and I really have a lot in common. She's a cool chick." So if she wasn't cool would you have anything in common? And this coolness that Danni exudes by which you speak of, how do you know your coolness is just as cool? Other than being cool, I really don't think either of you have much in common. Unless you're dating someone in the Kansas City Royals organization then you're not like Danni. And plus she's down to about 65 lbs now which doesn't make you like her in that way either. And oh yeah, her eyebrows aren't as tweaked as yours. Other than that, you guys could be sisters.

-Was anyone else paying attention to the story Jeff was telling for the Immunity Challenge? Me neither. I have a horrible memory, but if I'm not mistaken, that Mayan God must've been the Paris Hilton of her time. Was there anyone she didn't sleep with, including family? I mean, are you considering that much of a God if you're spreading your legs for everyone in the village? How come I never learned that about the Mayans in 7th grade? The only thing I remember about the Inca's and the Mayans was that their staple food was corn, beans, and squash. And I think I pretty much incorporated that into any answer I ever gave on a test about them. Hey, I needed to get some credit.

-When they show us Stephenie saying, "Rafe, myself, Judd, and Cindy are so solid right now, it's almost too easy", makes me think that something's gonna change in this game and that somehow that won't be the final four. And since we know Lydia has no chance to ever win Immunity, my guess is somehow Danni wins Immunity and squeezes her way into the final four, probably knocking out Cindy. But that's just a guess. I think Rafe or Stephanie is gonna win this thing, although if Danni can somehow win Immunity all the way through, she would definitely have a chance as well.

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