WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF EPISODES
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-It's obvious that NBC never gave Trump the full order of episodes this season or else he wouldn't be on this huge firing kick. Have a heart, Don. Stuffing four people in the back of the cab? Then going with the double this past week? Calm down buddy. Martha's show is gone now. You can have the "Apprentice" label back all to yourself again. I only remember one other time where he went with the double firing. Now he's fired seven people the last three weeks. That means fewer episodes. Yippppppeeeeee.
-Brian or Marshawn? Marshawn or Brian? Who cares? I had no idea Brian was even on the show until last week. That's gotta suck being a grown man competing for a spot in Trump's organization and you go about 5'2" and a buck twenty. Ouch. Think he has short man's complex? As for Marshawn, ummmmm, well, probably not good to pull out of the presentation thirty minutes before go time.
-This episode was a great one. You know they are absolutely scraping the bottom of the barrel for reward ideas when the winning reward is to spend a day with Bill Rancic. WHAT????!!!! You mean the same Bill Rancic that has left the Trump Organization already to go back out on his own? They get to hang with him? What an honor. I guess.
-The best was Trump telling the winning team, "Feel free to ask Bill any questions you may have." God I wish I was there. "Yeah Bill, how big exactly is the cubicle that you work in? Are we talking 15 x 20 feet or smaller?" "Do you have one of those corkboards that you pin a bunch of meaningless crap on to make you look important?" "Why aren't you dating Jen Schefft anymore?" "Was the 'Bachelor' a much harder audition to get through than the 'Apprentice'?" And I wouldn't have stopped there. But you get my point. Hanging out with Bill Rancic at a construction site is probably not the reward these people had in mind.
-We're down to the final six and immediately you can eliminate three people. The guy who's never had sex before, the guy who likes having sex with guys, and the blonde with the horrible complexion. That leaves dead grandmother guy, the Hop-a-long chick, and the Stripper. In order, let me run down those names for you: Adam, Clay, Felisha, Randall, Rebecca, and Alla. Well, throw Randall in the finals because he's a lock. Which leaves the other spot between Hop-a-long and the Stripper. It may say Alla is a "Hair and Spa Salon Owner", but what it doesn't say is she was a former stripper. Doesn't matter, Randall wins this thing going away. That means in four seasons of the show, we'll have two male caucausians, a female caucasian, and an African-American male as the winners. I'd be sure to overnight my application for upcoming seasons if I'm an African-American woman.
-I understand they were trying to be creative last week with the whole "Star Wars" theme, but that was downright annoying. From the music, to the costumes, etc...it was all so cheesy. This show is cheesy. Although Trump's boardrooms this season have been just as entertaining. You can pretty much throw the first 45 minutes of this show in the trash, and just watch the final 15 to be entertained. From Markus' stupidity (don't sue me Markus), to Toral's "holier-than-thou" attitude, to Carolyn snapping on numerous occasions, it's been quite a joy ride.
-Going back a couple of episodes, I have to raise issue with two people: Adam and Clay. First off Adam, you need to get laid. Plain and simple. And considering that's never happened, it's pretty hard to be the featured speaker of a Learning Annex entitled "Sex in the Workplace". You know nothing about it, so why are you the moderator? I can't believe they even chose that as a topic for a Learning Annex. Would we ever see that anywhere other than this show? And then of course there's Clay who wants to chime in on this all day long since apparently he loved playing hide the pickle with his fellow male co-workers. This coming a week after he showed how adept he was at handling woods and drivers during their golf exposition. Too much. I get "Will and Grace" from 8:30-9:00, I don't need it extending another hour.
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-It's obvious that NBC never gave Trump the full order of episodes this season or else he wouldn't be on this huge firing kick. Have a heart, Don. Stuffing four people in the back of the cab? Then going with the double this past week? Calm down buddy. Martha's show is gone now. You can have the "Apprentice" label back all to yourself again. I only remember one other time where he went with the double firing. Now he's fired seven people the last three weeks. That means fewer episodes. Yippppppeeeeee.-Brian or Marshawn? Marshawn or Brian? Who cares? I had no idea Brian was even on the show until last week. That's gotta suck being a grown man competing for a spot in Trump's organization and you go about 5'2" and a buck twenty. Ouch. Think he has short man's complex? As for Marshawn, ummmmm, well, probably not good to pull out of the presentation thirty minutes before go time.
-This episode was a great one. You know they are absolutely scraping the bottom of the barrel for reward ideas when the winning reward is to spend a day with Bill Rancic. WHAT????!!!! You mean the same Bill Rancic that has left the Trump Organization already to go back out on his own? They get to hang with him? What an honor. I guess.
-The best was Trump telling the winning team, "Feel free to ask Bill any questions you may have." God I wish I was there. "Yeah Bill, how big exactly is the cubicle that you work in? Are we talking 15 x 20 feet or smaller?" "Do you have one of those corkboards that you pin a bunch of meaningless crap on to make you look important?" "Why aren't you dating Jen Schefft anymore?" "Was the 'Bachelor' a much harder audition to get through than the 'Apprentice'?" And I wouldn't have stopped there. But you get my point. Hanging out with Bill Rancic at a construction site is probably not the reward these people had in mind.
-We're down to the final six and immediately you can eliminate three people. The guy who's never had sex before, the guy who likes having sex with guys, and the blonde with the horrible complexion. That leaves dead grandmother guy, the Hop-a-long chick, and the Stripper. In order, let me run down those names for you: Adam, Clay, Felisha, Randall, Rebecca, and Alla. Well, throw Randall in the finals because he's a lock. Which leaves the other spot between Hop-a-long and the Stripper. It may say Alla is a "Hair and Spa Salon Owner", but what it doesn't say is she was a former stripper. Doesn't matter, Randall wins this thing going away. That means in four seasons of the show, we'll have two male caucausians, a female caucasian, and an African-American male as the winners. I'd be sure to overnight my application for upcoming seasons if I'm an African-American woman.
-I understand they were trying to be creative last week with the whole "Star Wars" theme, but that was downright annoying. From the music, to the costumes, etc...it was all so cheesy. This show is cheesy. Although Trump's boardrooms this season have been just as entertaining. You can pretty much throw the first 45 minutes of this show in the trash, and just watch the final 15 to be entertained. From Markus' stupidity (don't sue me Markus), to Toral's "holier-than-thou" attitude, to Carolyn snapping on numerous occasions, it's been quite a joy ride.
-Going back a couple of episodes, I have to raise issue with two people: Adam and Clay. First off Adam, you need to get laid. Plain and simple. And considering that's never happened, it's pretty hard to be the featured speaker of a Learning Annex entitled "Sex in the Workplace". You know nothing about it, so why are you the moderator? I can't believe they even chose that as a topic for a Learning Annex. Would we ever see that anywhere other than this show? And then of course there's Clay who wants to chime in on this all day long since apparently he loved playing hide the pickle with his fellow male co-workers. This coming a week after he showed how adept he was at handling woods and drivers during their golf exposition. Too much. I get "Will and Grace" from 8:30-9:00, I don't need it extending another hour.
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posted by reality steve at 10:19 AM
1 Comments:
It's good to see a grown up show covered again. I hope you have time to continue with Surviver it's my favorite and it's getting good. Thanks!
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