DANNI AND HER FULL LIPS ARE $1 MILLION RICHER
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-Can't say I was all too surprised with the outcome once Danni won the final Immunity. Even if Rafe doesn't "release" her of their promise, I'm guessing she still probably takes Stephenie to the finals since she know she could give her a good ol' beatdown. Six votes to one? When was the last time we had a close vote in the finals? Even five to two? I can't remember, but maybe I'm just forgetting. The last four to three vote I can remember was Tina over Colby, but there had to be one since then, didn't there? With eleven seasons in the books, I have trouble remembering this stuff. Anyway, congrats to Danni for her win, and congrats to her lips for becoming the most talked about set of lips since Meg Ryan went under the knife. My lord. Everyone seems to be infatuated with how full Danni's lips were at the reunion. Myself included. Good lord. How many cc's did she shoot in those things? I contend her lips have been this big all along, it's just not as noticeable in the Jungle. Look at this picture on the left. This is taken right when they get to island before the game starts. Look pretty thick to me. Probably shot up right before she got there.
-I mean, Danni is a naturally pretty woman. Former Miss USA contestant, and, a former spokesmodel contestant on "Star Search". Now, was this the old Star Search with Ed McMahon, or are we talking the late "Star Search" when Arsenio Hall tried to make a comeback? Am I the only person that never found Arsenio Hall to be the least bit funny? Or talented? He was great in Paula's "Straight Up" video, then it seemed all downhill from there. Fighting crime with the fat chinese guy on CBS? Great idea. Let's turn a stand-up comedian into an unfunny cop and give him a partner who barely speaks English and knows martial arts. Brilliant! Although, that show apparently worked so well, the "Rush Hour" franchise pretty much stole the idea. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is....I don't even remember what I was saying. Let's move on.
-Now, as I've said many times in my "Survivor" columns in the past, none of the previous five female winners before Danni deserved to win. Tina, Vecepia, Jenna, Sandra, and Amber all had no business winning, but with some luck and flying under the radar, they somehow did. But by no means were they the player that should've won during their respective seasons. However, even though Rafe and Stephenie were the two strongest players this season, I have no problem with Danni winning. She skated a little bit, but, did have to overcome the odds stacked against her after the merge, and, won Immunity when she needed to. So I give her credit. So although Rafe was probably the best player this season, I can much more deal with Danni winning than I can the previous five females. In fact, the only female who was ever the best player in her season was Kathy from "Marquesas". And the only reason she didn't win was because her breast fell out of her shirt in the final Immunity challenge. That must've sucked. Damn breast cost her a cool million. That's gotta sting a bit.
-The best news to come out of this season of "Survivor"? Probst isn't going anywhere. As I mentioned, his initial contract ended after the next season of "Survivor: Panana - Exile Island" (which I'll get to in a minute), but last week, he re-upped for FOUR more seasons. So he's signed on through the 16th edition of "Survivor", assuming it stays on the air that long. And judging by the ratings, I'm guessing it will. Congrats Probst. I wouldn't have wanted to see a female host anyway. And no one can raise their arms at challenges quite like you. And I think everyone owes your girlfriend Julie Berry a huge "thank you" for finally letting go of your balls. Thanks Jules.
-So the next edition of "Survivor" looks interesting as according to Probst, at least one castaway will be sent to that exile island for days at a time. That is a huge twist to the game. Normally, the twists end up being switching teams, or the way teams are initially formed, or something that isn't as big a deal as they make it out to be. But when one castaway is spending at least one, if not a couple, nights away from the tribe, I'd say that's a pretty big deal. Plus, they made it seem like some sort of Immunity Idol, like the one Gary found this season, would be hidden on that island. I think I'm actually looking more forward to next season than I have any previous ones. Of course, if this exile island idea turns out to be something lame, I'll be pissed.
-Some quick thoughts on the reunion show:
-I figured Judd would get over his hatred for Stephenie. They seemed fine. And Judd was able to control himself and not call anyone a scumbag during the hour show. Good for him.
-I think Stephenie actually looks better when she's in the Jungle then she does all clean with gobs of makeup on. I don't know, I think I just look at her as more of a tomboy and not such a girly girl, so when she plasters on her makeup and frizzes out her hair, makes me wish she was back in the Jungle. But that's just me.
-Why does Amy have such a hard on for Gary and the fact he was a professional football player? Yikes. Calm down woman. Stop screaming.
-Just one of these reunion shows I'd like to see Probst out there with Julie sitting next to him and they're holding hands. That'd be cute. And maybe they can include the ball and chain around his ankle.
-Danni wants to adopt? Ummm, why did she announce that to everyone? Isn't that kind of personal that maybe she's unable to bear children? I don't know. I don't know why she'd just volunteer that. Is she Angelina Jolie now? Could be, they have the same lips.
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-Can't say I was all too surprised with the outcome once Danni won the final Immunity. Even if Rafe doesn't "release" her of their promise, I'm guessing she still probably takes Stephenie to the finals since she know she could give her a good ol' beatdown. Six votes to one? When was the last time we had a close vote in the finals? Even five to two? I can't remember, but maybe I'm just forgetting. The last four to three vote I can remember was Tina over Colby, but there had to be one since then, didn't there? With eleven seasons in the books, I have trouble remembering this stuff. Anyway, congrats to Danni for her win, and congrats to her lips for becoming the most talked about set of lips since Meg Ryan went under the knife. My lord. Everyone seems to be infatuated with how full Danni's lips were at the reunion. Myself included. Good lord. How many cc's did she shoot in those things? I contend her lips have been this big all along, it's just not as noticeable in the Jungle. Look at this picture on the left. This is taken right when they get to island before the game starts. Look pretty thick to me. Probably shot up right before she got there.-I mean, Danni is a naturally pretty woman. Former Miss USA contestant, and, a former spokesmodel contestant on "Star Search". Now, was this the old Star Search with Ed McMahon, or are we talking the late "Star Search" when Arsenio Hall tried to make a comeback? Am I the only person that never found Arsenio Hall to be the least bit funny? Or talented? He was great in Paula's "Straight Up" video, then it seemed all downhill from there. Fighting crime with the fat chinese guy on CBS? Great idea. Let's turn a stand-up comedian into an unfunny cop and give him a partner who barely speaks English and knows martial arts. Brilliant! Although, that show apparently worked so well, the "Rush Hour" franchise pretty much stole the idea. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is....I don't even remember what I was saying. Let's move on.
-Now, as I've said many times in my "Survivor" columns in the past, none of the previous five female winners before Danni deserved to win. Tina, Vecepia, Jenna, Sandra, and Amber all had no business winning, but with some luck and flying under the radar, they somehow did. But by no means were they the player that should've won during their respective seasons. However, even though Rafe and Stephenie were the two strongest players this season, I have no problem with Danni winning. She skated a little bit, but, did have to overcome the odds stacked against her after the merge, and, won Immunity when she needed to. So I give her credit. So although Rafe was probably the best player this season, I can much more deal with Danni winning than I can the previous five females. In fact, the only female who was ever the best player in her season was Kathy from "Marquesas". And the only reason she didn't win was because her breast fell out of her shirt in the final Immunity challenge. That must've sucked. Damn breast cost her a cool million. That's gotta sting a bit.
-The best news to come out of this season of "Survivor"? Probst isn't going anywhere. As I mentioned, his initial contract ended after the next season of "Survivor: Panana - Exile Island" (which I'll get to in a minute), but last week, he re-upped for FOUR more seasons. So he's signed on through the 16th edition of "Survivor", assuming it stays on the air that long. And judging by the ratings, I'm guessing it will. Congrats Probst. I wouldn't have wanted to see a female host anyway. And no one can raise their arms at challenges quite like you. And I think everyone owes your girlfriend Julie Berry a huge "thank you" for finally letting go of your balls. Thanks Jules.
-So the next edition of "Survivor" looks interesting as according to Probst, at least one castaway will be sent to that exile island for days at a time. That is a huge twist to the game. Normally, the twists end up being switching teams, or the way teams are initially formed, or something that isn't as big a deal as they make it out to be. But when one castaway is spending at least one, if not a couple, nights away from the tribe, I'd say that's a pretty big deal. Plus, they made it seem like some sort of Immunity Idol, like the one Gary found this season, would be hidden on that island. I think I'm actually looking more forward to next season than I have any previous ones. Of course, if this exile island idea turns out to be something lame, I'll be pissed.
-Some quick thoughts on the reunion show:
-I figured Judd would get over his hatred for Stephenie. They seemed fine. And Judd was able to control himself and not call anyone a scumbag during the hour show. Good for him.
-I think Stephenie actually looks better when she's in the Jungle then she does all clean with gobs of makeup on. I don't know, I think I just look at her as more of a tomboy and not such a girly girl, so when she plasters on her makeup and frizzes out her hair, makes me wish she was back in the Jungle. But that's just me.
-Why does Amy have such a hard on for Gary and the fact he was a professional football player? Yikes. Calm down woman. Stop screaming.
-Just one of these reunion shows I'd like to see Probst out there with Julie sitting next to him and they're holding hands. That'd be cute. And maybe they can include the ball and chain around his ankle.
-Danni wants to adopt? Ummm, why did she announce that to everyone? Isn't that kind of personal that maybe she's unable to bear children? I don't know. I don't know why she'd just volunteer that. Is she Angelina Jolie now? Could be, they have the same lips.
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posted by reality steve at 10:00 AM
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Danni looks like Stephen Tyler. Her upper lip looks like a slug. Stephenie is alot preetier and she should have got a million too since she did the show twice. To bad they didn't have exile island on this season it owuld have been fun to watch Bobby Jon and Jamie wig out even more than they did. I bet Dannie does playboy.
She looked ugly. Lips are way to large. She looked better before the fat lips. Sorry but that is my opinion. I think she felt uncomfortable with them also because she kept putting her hand to her mouth often. What she needs is a little more meat on her body not on her lips. Rafe should have one. My honest opinion.
I think it's just mean and certainly ignorant to imply that any woman interested in adoption might have problems with infertility. Some people adopt because they want to help out with one of the overwhelming world problems: starvation and deprivation amongst the world's children.
Shame on you.
AND, people who plan to adopt are very often vocal about it, because to speak of it raises awareness.
Shame on you.
Polly
Love the site Steve, but when are you going to review Brokeback Mountain? We saw that movie together in West Hollywood, remember?
Wasn't Brian vs. Clay in Thailand 5-2?
Yes, I am a geek.
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