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-Why would I not be shocked at this point if during the finale Trump fired both Randal and Rebecca? Geez, calm down there Donald. Your trigger happy firings are making my head spin. Sure, the platinum blonde was an emotional basket case. And sure the stripper is a control freak. But damn. This is getting to be too much. Thank God we're only down to two. I'd watch my back if I were George, or Carolyn, or Bill. Oh wait, Bill already got the hell out of the Trump Organization because he's knows what's right for him. Smart move. Kelly? Kendra? You might want to follow suit. You know what I find funny? Besides the fact that Alla used to be a stripper and had a former boyfriend/client that was thrown into the pokey for murder and is now on death row. Not that. Just the fact that Kendra was last season's winner. I still find that funny.
-So with it down to Randal and Rebecca, let's break down the final two contestants. I did a little digging and here's what I came up with. A website called Gambling911.com has released its own odds on who will win, and Media and Marketing Coordinator Thomas Jensen had this to say about the final two:
"This will likely be the toughest choice the Donald's had to make since the show's inception. Twenty-three year old Rebecca was named 'One of 20 Teens Who Will Change the World' by Teen People magazine in February 2000 and was awarded a Point of Light by President Clinton. She graduated with honors from the University of Chicago, earning degrees in economics and pre-law. Meanwhile, you have Randal, who holds five academic degrees in engineering, business and technology including a B.S. from Rutgers University, an M.S. from the University of Oxford in England as a Rhodes Scholar, and an M.S., M.B.A. and Ph.D. from MIT."
Whoa, wait a second. Rebecca is one of twenty people named by "Teen People" who are going to change this world? Outstanding. Who else was on that list? Hilary Duff? Jessica Simpson? Lindsay Lohan? That's quite a distinguished list to be joining. To be mentioned by such a reputable mag like "Teen People", she must be thrilled. Now if she can just move on to "Maxim" as the "Girlfriend of the Month" posing in a scantily clad outfit, we might be on to something.
-Just look at each of their resumes. Taking nothing away from Rebecca who's pretty accomplished for only being twenty-three, but holy smokes, Randal blows her out of the water. Five academic degrees? A Rhodes scholar? A Ph.D. from MIT? What????? Are you kidding me? Other than coming into the final boadroom naked, propping his feet up on the desk, shouting obscenities while smoking a fatty, how does he not win this thing? This guy's the most accomplished applicant this show's ever seen. Like there's any suspense now. I knew he was a bright guy, but I had no idea he had all those credentials. Rebecca looks like a grammar school dropout compared to him.
-So as I was digging on our two finalists, I also pulled up the story on Alla's background. I had read it before the season had started in pieces, so I knew about her stripper past, but I didn't know the FULL details of the stripper past. She danced at the Palomino Club in Vegas under the name "Ecstasy", or "X" as her clients/sugar daddies called her. A stripper named "Ecstasy"? You've got to be kidding. In Vegas? I wouldn't hear of such a thing. Do you think Trump could've honestly handled the media backlash hiring "X" to run one of his companies? Think of all the impending sex jokes that would've followed as well. Which would've probably started right here in this column.
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-Why would I not be shocked at this point if during the finale Trump fired both Randal and Rebecca? Geez, calm down there Donald. Your trigger happy firings are making my head spin. Sure, the platinum blonde was an emotional basket case. And sure the stripper is a control freak. But damn. This is getting to be too much. Thank God we're only down to two. I'd watch my back if I were George, or Carolyn, or Bill. Oh wait, Bill already got the hell out of the Trump Organization because he's knows what's right for him. Smart move. Kelly? Kendra? You might want to follow suit. You know what I find funny? Besides the fact that Alla used to be a stripper and had a former boyfriend/client that was thrown into the pokey for murder and is now on death row. Not that. Just the fact that Kendra was last season's winner. I still find that funny.
-So with it down to Randal and Rebecca, let's break down the final two contestants. I did a little digging and here's what I came up with. A website called Gambling911.com has released its own odds on who will win, and Media and Marketing Coordinator Thomas Jensen had this to say about the final two:
"This will likely be the toughest choice the Donald's had to make since the show's inception. Twenty-three year old Rebecca was named 'One of 20 Teens Who Will Change the World' by Teen People magazine in February 2000 and was awarded a Point of Light by President Clinton. She graduated with honors from the University of Chicago, earning degrees in economics and pre-law. Meanwhile, you have Randal, who holds five academic degrees in engineering, business and technology including a B.S. from Rutgers University, an M.S. from the University of Oxford in England as a Rhodes Scholar, and an M.S., M.B.A. and Ph.D. from MIT."
Whoa, wait a second. Rebecca is one of twenty people named by "Teen People" who are going to change this world? Outstanding. Who else was on that list? Hilary Duff? Jessica Simpson? Lindsay Lohan? That's quite a distinguished list to be joining. To be mentioned by such a reputable mag like "Teen People", she must be thrilled. Now if she can just move on to "Maxim" as the "Girlfriend of the Month" posing in a scantily clad outfit, we might be on to something.
-Just look at each of their resumes. Taking nothing away from Rebecca who's pretty accomplished for only being twenty-three, but holy smokes, Randal blows her out of the water. Five academic degrees? A Rhodes scholar? A Ph.D. from MIT? What????? Are you kidding me? Other than coming into the final boadroom naked, propping his feet up on the desk, shouting obscenities while smoking a fatty, how does he not win this thing? This guy's the most accomplished applicant this show's ever seen. Like there's any suspense now. I knew he was a bright guy, but I had no idea he had all those credentials. Rebecca looks like a grammar school dropout compared to him.
-So as I was digging on our two finalists, I also pulled up the story on Alla's background. I had read it before the season had started in pieces, so I knew about her stripper past, but I didn't know the FULL details of the stripper past. She danced at the Palomino Club in Vegas under the name "Ecstasy", or "X" as her clients/sugar daddies called her. A stripper named "Ecstasy"? You've got to be kidding. In Vegas? I wouldn't hear of such a thing. Do you think Trump could've honestly handled the media backlash hiring "X" to run one of his companies? Think of all the impending sex jokes that would've followed as well. Which would've probably started right here in this column.
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posted by reality steve at 12:22 PM
4 Comments:
I knew Alla was a stripper in Vegas before she started her salons, but I did not know it was the Palomino she worked at. Are you kidding me? That may still be the only totally nude club in town! That's really dirty!
Believe it or not, Trump actually NEED someone like Alla in his organization. Remember that Trump owns CASINOS and is looking to build one in LAS VEGAS.
Who better to be the VP of Adult Entertainment Operations for his new Vegas casino?
Trump ain't running a milk-and-cookies operations here, people. And he WILL have to hire strippers despite what he says on TV.
BABABOOEE! BABABOOEE! BABABOOEE!
What a dick Randall was! I don't like him much now, and if he speaks any faster his eyes are going to roll back in his head. And Donald telling him to sit down over and over again? That would have pissed me off. I probably wouldnt have ran right over and sat down either. This show has become a complete parody of itself. Bill Rancic forever!!
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