MAN, YOU'RE ALL SCUMBAGS, MAN
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-The ol' chatterbox got "bamboozled" to steal a line from Richard Hatch. Didn't see that one comin' did ya' Mr. Judd. Can't say that I'm all that surprised it happened, since people that aren't likable don't last long in this game. Outside of Richard Hatch. He doesn't count thought since that was Season 1 when no one really knew how to play the game. I guess Judd walking around thinking he was invincible finally got to him. Can Lydia please be next? Please. That's all I'm asking. I don't ask for much in life. Health. Happiness. Someone not to take my dry clothes out of the dryer and place them on top before I've had the chance to do it. And Lydia to go home. Hopefully next week barring a miracle where she wins Immunity. Yeah, like that'll ever happen.
-You know things are getting bad around camp where the most excitement they're having on any given day is watching Judd, Stephenie, and Danni do cartwheels. Now, maybe I was just imagining things, but when the girls were doing cartwheels....forget it. It didn't happen. And if it did, CBS used a digitizer to cover it up. Is digitizer a word? Didn't think so.
-In one of the more bizarre moments of the season, Lydia, who's been whining and bitching about not having enough food for the last 30 days, finally is given a few hundred dollars to spend at a FOOD auction. Hear that Lydia? A FOOD auction. And of course, in her infinite brilliance, Lydia spends most of her money on.......a mosquito net. What??? You're an idiot. I understand she was bitten all over, we saw that. But what's more important at this point? Getting bitten for another nine days or eating? That's what I thought. And Jeff, no need to ask Lydia where else she's been bitten other than her back. Bites on Lydia's booty might be the most disgusting thing I can think of right about now.
-What's with Jamie and Bobby Jon taking turns every week wearing pink shirts while on the jury? What's next week, they dress identical? I have a feeling Bobby Jon is very metrosexual. Call me crazy. Jamie isn't. He's just nuts. But Bobby Jon probably looks in the mirror a couple hundred times a day. And if you own a pink shirt, you're metrosexual. That's just a given. Except if you're Jamie. He probably brought like three shirts for the whole trip so Bobby Jon I'm assuming just lent him one of the ten he brought. From enemies to sharing shirts. How cute.
-I think it's a given we're now looking at a final four of Stephenie, Rafe, Cindy, and Danni barring Lydia winning Immunity. I think the Stephanie/Rafe/Cindy trio can deal without bringing Lydia to the final four. Would you? Why? It's not like she's deserved it. I think when we get down to the final two, you'll see Judd go off on whoever it is calling them "scumbags" and "man" then "scumbags" again followed by 100 more "man's". I bet it's one of the better meltdowns we'll ever see on the final tribal council, quite possibly rivaling Sue Hawk's "if-you're-lying-on-the-side-of-the-road-I-wouldn't-give-you-water" speech. But of course, at the reunion show, I'm sure Judd will be like "Man, I was just upset at the time, man. I don't hate nobody man. Man, they're just playing the game, man. I give em' credit. Man." Remember, episode Thursday, then the finale Sunday. I like when they do that. Kills three hours of my Sunday night that I'd probably be wasting watching "But Can They Sing?" And in case you didn't know. No, they can't.
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-The ol' chatterbox got "bamboozled" to steal a line from Richard Hatch. Didn't see that one comin' did ya' Mr. Judd. Can't say that I'm all that surprised it happened, since people that aren't likable don't last long in this game. Outside of Richard Hatch. He doesn't count thought since that was Season 1 when no one really knew how to play the game. I guess Judd walking around thinking he was invincible finally got to him. Can Lydia please be next? Please. That's all I'm asking. I don't ask for much in life. Health. Happiness. Someone not to take my dry clothes out of the dryer and place them on top before I've had the chance to do it. And Lydia to go home. Hopefully next week barring a miracle where she wins Immunity. Yeah, like that'll ever happen.
-You know things are getting bad around camp where the most excitement they're having on any given day is watching Judd, Stephenie, and Danni do cartwheels. Now, maybe I was just imagining things, but when the girls were doing cartwheels....forget it. It didn't happen. And if it did, CBS used a digitizer to cover it up. Is digitizer a word? Didn't think so.
-In one of the more bizarre moments of the season, Lydia, who's been whining and bitching about not having enough food for the last 30 days, finally is given a few hundred dollars to spend at a FOOD auction. Hear that Lydia? A FOOD auction. And of course, in her infinite brilliance, Lydia spends most of her money on.......a mosquito net. What??? You're an idiot. I understand she was bitten all over, we saw that. But what's more important at this point? Getting bitten for another nine days or eating? That's what I thought. And Jeff, no need to ask Lydia where else she's been bitten other than her back. Bites on Lydia's booty might be the most disgusting thing I can think of right about now.
-What's with Jamie and Bobby Jon taking turns every week wearing pink shirts while on the jury? What's next week, they dress identical? I have a feeling Bobby Jon is very metrosexual. Call me crazy. Jamie isn't. He's just nuts. But Bobby Jon probably looks in the mirror a couple hundred times a day. And if you own a pink shirt, you're metrosexual. That's just a given. Except if you're Jamie. He probably brought like three shirts for the whole trip so Bobby Jon I'm assuming just lent him one of the ten he brought. From enemies to sharing shirts. How cute.
-I think it's a given we're now looking at a final four of Stephenie, Rafe, Cindy, and Danni barring Lydia winning Immunity. I think the Stephanie/Rafe/Cindy trio can deal without bringing Lydia to the final four. Would you? Why? It's not like she's deserved it. I think when we get down to the final two, you'll see Judd go off on whoever it is calling them "scumbags" and "man" then "scumbags" again followed by 100 more "man's". I bet it's one of the better meltdowns we'll ever see on the final tribal council, quite possibly rivaling Sue Hawk's "if-you're-lying-on-the-side-of-the-road-I-wouldn't-give-you-water" speech. But of course, at the reunion show, I'm sure Judd will be like "Man, I was just upset at the time, man. I don't hate nobody man. Man, they're just playing the game, man. I give em' credit. Man." Remember, episode Thursday, then the finale Sunday. I like when they do that. Kills three hours of my Sunday night that I'd probably be wasting watching "But Can They Sing?" And in case you didn't know. No, they can't.
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posted by reality steve at 8:24 PM
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Love your column. Kick the fish mongar off next week and you have a very deserving final four... And I couldn't predict the winner of this one if you paid me. All of them are competitive and pretty athletic (and RAFE has suprised the heck out of me!) By far one of the more exciting Survivor's as of late.
Love your column. Kick the fish mongar off next week and you have a very deserving final four... And I couldn't predict the winner of this one if you paid me. All of them are competitive and pretty athletic (and RAFE has suprised the heck out of me!) By far one of the more exciting Survivor's as of late.
Is there an echo in here, man?
Hate to break it to you, but Cindy is gone next. Lydia makes the Final 4.
Is the finale this Sunday, 12/11?
Yes the finale is Sunday at 8:00. 12:46 dont put spoilers in here please. This aint a spoiler board and you dont impress nobody with your spoilers so od that somewhere else.
if you watched the previws for sunday you can see who wins immunity next. it shows the person sitting at counsel wearing the necklace!
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