"THE BACHELOR" BEGINS THIS MONDAY!
Yippee....I can't wait. Not really. Although, I can't believe it's been seven months since I've written a "Bachelor" column. Seems like eternity. But we're back at it again on Monday night. So be sure to check back on Tuesday, and the first edition of the "Bachelor: Paris" will be up and rolling. And have you seen some headshots of our 25 ladies yet? Yowza. Maybe this will be an interesting season after all. Uhhh....probably not. I mean, it is in Paris after all. The "Most Romantic City in the World"? Really? I thought it was Bakersfield? Anyway, the trials and tribulations and skirt chasing of our very own Dr. Travis Stork begins this Monday. Check back Tuesday for a new column.
In addition, with the holidays over and things settling down on my end, there are quite a few shows kicking off soon that will be covered as well as the "Bachelor", just not as extensively. Look at our list of junk we have debuting soon:
"Dancing With the Stars 2" - you do not understand the level of excitement I have for this show beginning tonight.
"Beauty and the Geek 2" - we'll see if this concept gets real old, real quick.
"Skating With Celebrities" - Kristi Swanson, Jillian Barberie, Todd Bridges, Bruce Jenner, Deborah Gibson, and Dave Coulier trying to ice skate with professionals. Enough said.
"Survivor Panama: Exile Island" - they've never had a bad season of "Survivor" as far as I'm concerned.
"Apprentice" - definitely a show on its last legs, but one still worth making fun of.
So I definitely have a full plate of shows to cover, and I promise to keep up as best I can. So check back daily for updates. See you Tuesday....
In addition, with the holidays over and things settling down on my end, there are quite a few shows kicking off soon that will be covered as well as the "Bachelor", just not as extensively. Look at our list of junk we have debuting soon:
"Dancing With the Stars 2" - you do not understand the level of excitement I have for this show beginning tonight.
"Beauty and the Geek 2" - we'll see if this concept gets real old, real quick.
"Skating With Celebrities" - Kristi Swanson, Jillian Barberie, Todd Bridges, Bruce Jenner, Deborah Gibson, and Dave Coulier trying to ice skate with professionals. Enough said.
"Survivor Panama: Exile Island" - they've never had a bad season of "Survivor" as far as I'm concerned.
"Apprentice" - definitely a show on its last legs, but one still worth making fun of.
So I definitely have a full plate of shows to cover, and I promise to keep up as best I can. So check back daily for updates. See you Tuesday....
posted by reality steve at 1:51 PM
9 Comments:
reality steve!!! I'm so excited to see what you write about the bachelor. I didnt think i was gonna watch it but now im surprised at how excited i am. Hooray! Cant wait to see what you say!
dude you know that you are so gay. come on out.
don't be a hater. Steve is smart, funny and the women love him!
oh yeah he's a real comedian. middle aged housewives who never leave home and wouldnt know funny if it squirted out of their twinkie worship him. lucky guy.
Love all your writings!!! You're crazy funny!
Judd is that you??
can't imagine taking the time to read someones blog if I thought it wasn't interesting or funny. "that guy" must have too much time on his hands worrying about Steves sexuality.
can't imagine taking the time to read someones blog if I thought it wasn't interesting or funny. "that guy" must have too much time on his hands worrying about Steves sexuality.
ok Steve - I has been a while since the last Bachelor, when I had to beg you not to bail out. After tonights show writing this column should be toast for you - never before has there been such a volume of material, and I thought last go round couldn't be beat. No sir- this will be the best B ever!!!
ex. Princess, where did you get that name? Ans. My mother. Scintillating and if these gals weren't squeezed into these dresses, they wouldn't be adjusting them all night long Fashion nightmare. Reproduction queen, drama queens, names (what ever happened to Mary, Jane, Jeannie, Margaret? Shilo, Cole, Venus, Princess, Jehab, replaced them. This is going to be a great season for you - they can't make this stuff up.
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