"THE BACHELOR" RECAP - 2/6/06
The disk that I saved this week's Bachelor column on is now not reading when I put it into the computer. It's making weird noises that is making steam come out of my ears. I'm going to go shoot myself. Check back later. If it's not up today, it'll be up tomorrow.
posted by reality steve at 9:05 AM
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Well isn't that shity!!!
Ya think he's thought of trying a different computer?
Hmmm, nope..LMAO
Oh just admit you didn't watch... I didn't that is why I logged on to this website!!
POOH
Tsk, tsk. You're falling down in the job, Steve!
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oh, how frustrating! I missed the Moana hometown date too! DAmn
Let's give Steve a break...it'll be worth the wait! :)
Who saves stuff on disk anymore anyway? Seriously? Like one of those plastic diskette things? LMAO!! I always email stuff like that to myself then open it when I get to work and print it from work because my printer at home doesnt have any ink and I'm too stingy to buy it. A diskette? Seriously? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO guess we'll read that Linsey girl. She's usually better anyway. ;)
Hmmm Lincee's recap is MIA too. Are Steve and Lincee the same person? I've always thought they borrowed from each other.
what is going on... has hell frozen over? There are no recaps at all?? humph!!
Travis has a shitty group to pick from.Mowna is batshit crazy, Sarah is the dullest dull that ever dulled, he is soooo not attracted to her and Susan's own parents know she's a full of shit phony and were trying to tell Travis! This may be the shortest lived bachelor couple ever!
Maybe Steve and Lincee were doing the bow-chica-wow-wow with each other last night and said F the readers!
Maybe you could go to a library and load that shit up? Come on, Steve! Don't make me actually WATCH the stupid show! I want to read it from your perspective. I'm dying to know if the asexual runaway bride is still around. And if those kids were hired child actors.
Okay - all I have to say is that I just KNOW that Susan is going to say "I am just afraid that I am going to walk out of this room and never feel again the way I feel when I am with you" next week on the overnight date. (and in case you don't recognize it...think Dirty Dancing)
Sarah's hometown paper had a story the other day that said the kids were not really her students and that they weren't allowed to film kids from that school or at that school. By the way, Sarah quit her teaching job to do this show so she's an ex teacher, not a teacher. Also, she worked with special needs kids, not kindergarten kids.
And Moano posted this on the abc board -http://forums.go.com/abc/thread?threadID=832994&forumStart=0
and this on her myspace today -
have not spoken about the “show” at any time, however after last night’s episode I HAVE to say something. It is continually surprising me how distorted and misrepresented my life has been over the past month. It took so much to fight against the grain of the controlled environment to maintain individual and concise thinking. However, I cannot and will not tolerate the gross misrepresentation of my family. My parents are extremely grounded, sincere and objective people. They are very influential and respected. To that point, I am absolutely shocked that an entire day can be reduced to five minutes of poorly chopped and edited scrutiny. I can handle that they were concerned and skeptical, however the rude and uninviting way that they were representing is a complete farce. The opinions of viewers have shifted so drastically in the past weeks from one side to the other due to manipulative editing, and it is obvious that the “greater good” of the powers that be is simply entertainment, not representing any realistic form of truth….
LOL yeah you can tell Susan has memorized romantic movie lines. Or maybe soap opera lines. He just wants to hit it on the fantasy dates then he'll send her on her way. You know she'd do him if she thought it would keep her face on tv another week.
Okay here's my recap on the show- even being I missed the first hour. But we all know the end of the show is really what we want to see. So here's my take.
So cutie pie Doctor man, goes to the homes of the 4 gals, I can't even remember their names to be honest with you- that's how much they made an impression on me. But the actress gal, she's beautiful, but lets be real. She's in it for the stardom/fame! She turns and talks to the camera every frinken time. Give me a break- can't she be a little more discreet? I mean why doesn't she just strike a pose while she's at it.
And crybaby, (what's her name) Iwanna?? Iwanna be loved by you, You know the gal I'm talking about- the dark haired gal. Ugh all that crying at the end. And what was up with .."I want to give myself to you" "And I know you'll be gentle".. (clearing throat)... gentle???............ helloooo, pull my hair, spank me, have some passion, but gentle. no thank you!!!
Now the cute blonde that got kicked off- One word. YOUNG! But cute as a button.
The hometown gal- 'Gong'. I don't see her staying for very long. To me, I just don't see the chemistry? Do you?
There you have it, in a nut shell.
I just need to know why Canada had big boobs that sported a tattoo in Canada but in Paris back to small boobs and no tattoo?
Nice recap Stevie. You're such a dumbass. Way to stay up all night writing for nothing, dork.
'cause she's Canadian, that's why! She was on her home turf, and therfore, she was just being herself! Hey, you gotta be a Canadian to understand, lol!
Doesn't anyone remember Andrew and Jen? ABC fooled us into believing that there was only a 'friendship' until the bitter end. Even though they didn't work out in the long run, he did pick her. I think that is exactly what they are doing with Sarah from Nashville. Just my opinion.
yeah- that "friendship" thing really works. How are Andrew and Jen doing these days? um, yeah, they broke up
Lincee rocks!
I'll wait for the recap Steve. And I just read that Linsey girl for the first time. She's got nothing on you!
Yes I remember Andrew & Jen and how Andrew really really really wanted to pick Kirsten but his family would of killed him. I just read somewhere that Andrew and other past bachelors will be back next week to share their favorite fantasy date memories. Plus an update on Trista and Ryan, Mary & Byron and Charlie & Sarah. Sounds like another 2 hour show.
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Yeah you'll wait for the recap because you have no choice. LOL! Sounds like someone is sweet on SteveO!
Sounds like you need a flash drive Steve... I was really looking forward to the recap.
Moana is a total basket case and her parents are total pricks...
I don't like dull sarah... and I think Susan has the right idea-- cuz obviously this show is not gonna get her (or anyone he picks-- who are they kidding anyway) in a long term relationship... she might as well get some exposure and get noticed.
Who is that Lincee girl anyway? I just read her for the first time and she seems a little full of herself to me. She acts like shes some celeb or something! Shes not is she?
Is there any way you could post your recaps from previous seasons on this site? If so, I'd love to re-read them!
i only have one sentiment about the show..."tootie tot! tootie tot! tootie tot-tot!" if you watched, you'll know...
Check out this blog- it has a recap of The Bachelor. Pretty funny http://jbspeak.blogspot.com/
Steve,
Way to go dumb ass - This is 2006....hello we have new technology. Even Sarah's bulging bosum could not save her. I guess Doc T could not handle the heat!!!! The truth is Sarah lied about her age she is only 16 - but what the hell she got a trip to Paris and time away from mom.
Yeah, I know Sarah from Winnipeg got axed last night but was it ever established what she, at 23was studying? I'm thinking it was massage or cosmetology.
Steve - No matter what...You Rock! You just make us drool longer in antipication of your recap! I, for one can be patient.
I'm happy to wait..hope you do not have to rewrite.
I agree with whoever said...Dr Stork is left with bad choices.
But I disagree with whoever posted that just because nashville sarah left her job - teaching- that she is an "ex" teacher. Travis is obviously not in the ER while filming the show? Is he an "ex Doctor"?
I think the difference is Travis took a leave of absence but Sarah quit her job. She wont be a teacher again until somebody gives her a job. Travis has a job waiting for him when he goes back.
Good God.... yesterday your disk was screwed up. So what's the holdup today? You've had time to re-type the entire thing.
moano moano moano made travis moan she will win i know it its a fact.
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