REALITY ROUNDUP PODCAST #3
Ok, so I put it up Tuesday morning. I needed some sleep. But it was done last night, just know that. You can download Podcast #3 right here. Or you can just click on the title. This week's column covers "RW: Key West", "The Hills", "America's Got Talent", with a few thoughts on Ashlee Simpson's new nose, Carmen and Dave's tragic breakup, David Spade and Heather Locklear, and Olivia Newton John. Enjoy....
REAL WORLD: KEY WEST
-I'm sure you've heard by now that Paula Walnuts got arrested last weekend for biting her boyfriend. Is there a better picture out there to descirbe Paula Walnuts than that? Didn't think so. Priceless. Nice running mascara. Very sexy look. Who wouldn't want to call this woman their girlfriend? Anyway, the story goes she was out with boyfriend, John Alyward, then got in an argument (shocker), he left and went home, she followed him, he wouldn't let her in, she probably started screaming like a madwoman "KISS MY ASS!!!!! KISS MY ASS!!!!!", then she bit him on the arms and hands. Five times. Hey, at least she's trying to eat something nowadays. Ba-dum-pum. Thank you. Two shows nightly. Try the veal. Ok, that was bad. I apologize. But seriously, who bites other people if you're older than the age of three. My niece got bit the other day by a kid she was playing with and I felt like giving him a Grade A beatdown. But I didn't since, last time I checked, it was wrong to pummel three olds to a bloody pulp. Better judgment got the best of me. If there were actually some of you out there who were defenders of Paula, who maybe want to blame the editing, and maybe didn't want to admit she was a lunatic, I give you this. No excuses anymore. She's clinically insane.
-The timing of this biting event happening couldn't have been any better. I mean really. We're talking two days before the episode where all her roommates were gushing about how much fun she is to be around now, and how she's really changed, does she bite her boyfriend. Five times. Couldn't have happened to a nicer more sane girl than Paula Walnuts. Perfect timing Paula. Probably was one of my more favorite moments of the season listening to Tyler, and Zach, and Johnny Bananas actually start coming around to her, only to find out she tried to eat her boyfriend alive. Reality TV is the best.
-The report was that the guy she bit was named John Alyward. But we knew her boyfriend on the show, you know, the one that used to beat her up, he was named "Keith". So I immediately started to wonder if she was now dating John from the show. Now, we know John will try to nail anything with a pulse, and he's already had his fair share of skanks on the show, but would he possibly stoop this low and get with Paula? Luckily for him, the answer to that question is "no". I did a little digging and found out that the John on the show's last name is not Alyward. And that Keith's middle name is John. Or John is his real name and his middle name is Keith. Yeah, I'd hide my identity to if I was dating someone with the case of the crazies like Paula. Smart move Keith. Or John.
-It's not like we couldn't see this coming either. A couple episodes ago, when Paula and Keith/John were sitting at the bar talking about their wonderful abusive relationship, Paula uttered the following sentence, "Everything happens for a reason. And we had to be that bad for us to be where we are now." Really? So to get to the biting stage of your relationship, you first had to pass the "let-me-hit-you-so-hard-you-need-to-go-to-the-hospital" part? Sure Paula. If that's what you want to convince yourself of, then fine. But I wasn't born yesterday. I think I've mentioned this already, but, Paula BIT her boyfriend. Five times. You're a horrible drunk Paula. Go away.
-In "Real World" news not related to Key West, apparently Danny and Melinda have ended their engagement. And Melinda was the one who called it off. I guess Danny's ego becoming as big as this universe probably played a role in that. But hey, I could be wrong. Let me get this straight, this is the same Melinda that isolated herself from the rest of the Austin cast so she could be in his pants every night, right? Just checking. Danny probably doesn't feel all too great right now if you ask me. Letting that nymphomaniac get away has gotta sting a little bit. Brutal. Well, at least the Miz has some new ass to go chase now.
THE HILLS
-Further evidence on why I'm addicted to this show happened in last week's episode. So this past week, we got to see how Christmas and New Year's was in the land of LC and Jason. Remember two weeks ago, when the episode was all about Jason's birthday? Well, for those not in the know, Jason's birthday is January 11th. Last time I checked a calender, Christmas and New Year's is before Jan. 11th. So in terms of this show following LC around and showing us, in sequence, what's happened to her in the last year...yeah, not quite. I guess producers will apparently just show us whatever the hell they feel like showing us, whenever the hell they feel like showing us, and in no particular order. Gotta love reality TV. You know why? Because it's so real.
-During Jason's birthday episode, Lauren goes out shopping to buy him some golf clubs. Which in and of itself, is a great gift. Any golfer would love a new set of clubs for his birthday. But here's where the show loses me with this whole "LC and Jason are just getting back together" thing. If we're expected to believe that they JUST got back together, which is what the show has been portraying, then are we honestly expected to believe she bought him a full set of Callaway clubs for his birthday? For you non golfers out there, a set of Callways, including the woods, is around $2000. And that's on the low end. Not saying LC couldn't afford a $2000 birthday gift because her family obviously comes from money and I'm sure she has it, I'm just saying that's not a gift you would buy your boyfriend that you just got back together with. You'd get him a shirt, or an outfit, or whatever. Not a set of Callaways. Please. Hey, if my next girlfriend happens to be reading this, just know if I ever received a set of Callaways for a birthday, you'd get a rock on your finger in return. You officially become a keeper at that point. All I'm pointing out here is that the show isn't fooling anyone when they pretend like LC and Jason weren't talking and hanging out this whole time they were "supposed" to be broken up. Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.
-What exactly does Jason do? Does he work? Is he collecting unemployment? Social security? Any time we see him he's either hanging with Jordan, on a golf course, or sleeping in his car waiting for LC to get to school. Very weird. I know I've asked this before, but I'm compelled to ask this again: Is there no other guy in LA for her? Nowhere? Are you kidding me? This is the best she can come up with? Someone who brings nothing but constant drama to her life 24 hours a day? Why would you make your life that much more of a hassle and stay with a guy who obviously brings drama, has issues, and is a horrible drunk? Women. I just don't get them sometimes. Ok, most of the time.
-One other thing that kills me is how all these kids go to all the hot clubs in LA, they rent out restaurants for Jason's birthday, most of them get piss drunk and.....they're all underage. Look, I commend them for beating the system and all of us drank before we were of legal age, but this is being televised. How are they getting away with this? I don't want to be Officer Reality Steve here and start ratting out people, but I honestly don't understand how this is allowed. If someone has an answer, I'd like to know. The show is televising underage drinking, and these bars and clubs are allowing cameras into their establishments to show kids under 21 partying. I don't get it. Apparently, I don't get a lot of things. I mean, I know how it works at the Hollywood clubs. The more bigger name celebs you get to your club, the more of a crowd it draws. And the more pictures you get in "US Weekly". I get that. But these "celebs" are under 21. Except Jason. He's 39 or so. LC, Heidi, Audrina, Jordan, etc. How are they getting in? Ok, I'm done complaining for the time being and I'll just enjoy it for what it is. Being on TV has its perks.
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
-Simon Cowell is a brighter man than I. I'll admit it. Took me a while to come to that conclusion, but it's true. He's gotten his hands on yet another gold mine. Now, I'm not saying that "America's Got Talent" is actually a good show, because it's not, but it is the #1 rated show on television right now, and that's all that matters in the TV world. Ratings. More ratings = more money. Pretty simple formula. You don't produce ratings, your show isn't on very long. Ask Heather Graham about "Emily's Reasons Why Not?" You know why not? Because you didn't pull any ratings, that's why. Or ask Geena Davis about "Commander in Chief". With that said, saying "America's Got Talent" is the #1 rated show on TV right now is like saying your pig took first place at the beauty pageant. The summer programming schedule isn't very good right now. It's the best of the worst. But you gotta give Simon credit. Convincing Regis to host your show and getting the The Hoff, Brandy, and Colin Firth to judge was quite a coup.
-The production value on the show is just plain terrible. The judges exaggerated reactions, the fans fake applause. It's the "Gong Show" meets "Let's Make a Deal". I've never been able to take a game show seriously where their audience is dressed up in costumes ready to run on stage. That's why I've always thought the "Price is Right" was a bit hokey. Not that their audience dressed in costumes, it's just that they totally overract when getting called up on the stage and they're all pretty much as dumb as dirt. And that Bob Barker liked groping the Barker's Beauties on the side. Great guy. "Don't forget to spade or neuter your animal." How about we spay and neuter you, you 80 year old pervert. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. The judges on the show are a bit too "American Idol"-esque for me. You got your Simon wannabe in Colin Firth, Brandy is Paula Abdul without the drugs and alcohol and sex with the contestants thing, and...ok, maybe the Hoff and Randy have nothing in common. The Hoff is probably one of the few people that can make Randy seem hip.
-I think the yodeling girl should win. That's who I'd vote for. The show is like "Idol" in that sense because everyone's got their favorites. But at least on "Idol", every contestant is doing the same thing - singing. Who's to say that an 11 year old female yodeler is better than a grown man juggling bowling balls? I don't know. The fact that someone is actually going to walk away with a million dollars from this show is amazing. Only in America will someone give you a million bucks to play the harmonica. This is an absolute freak show. And I watch every week.
-Easily the most talked about contestant has been that flaming foreign guy with all the glitter on his face. Whoa. Easy there spaz. Probably the least bit surprising part of his act is that it entailed swords near his mouth. Real shocker there. What kid says to themself early on in life, "You know what I want to do when I grow up? Throw on gobs of hair gel, cake myself with glitter, wear tight, shiny, sparkly shorts, go shirtless, and balance swords on my face for a living." I know I didn't. When I was young, I ate dirt. I never set my goals quite that high.
CELEBRITY NEWS
-Ashlee Simpson is pissing me off. Why can't she just admit she had a nose job? If you're not secure enough to admit you had one done, you probably shouldn't have gotten one done in the first place. When Seacrest Out recently asked her if she got her nose done, her answer was, "Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't." Ashlee, we've seen pictures of you. We saw when you had a jacked up nose, and now we see you with your new one. It's kinda hard to hide. This isn't like you went from a B cup to a C cup and maybe there is some ambiguity there. Maybe its a push up bra, maybe its the shirt she's wearing, etc...No, you have a completely different nose now. Just admit it.
-Jeff Goldblum and Nicole Richie are now having sex. Blech. Gives me the willies just thinking of it. I know the trendy thing to do in Hollywood now is to have at least 15 years separating you from your significant other but....The Fly and Nicole? Please. What an odd couple. Nicole Richie is definitely on my list of people I'd like to beat with a shovel. No doubt. She's not talented, she's not funny, and she's not attractive - fat or skinny. Quite a trifecta she's got going there. And oh yeah, she's a whore. Other than that, I'd take her home to mom any day.
-Yesterday it was announced Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have "amicably" decided to separate. Awwwwwww....if those two lovers couldn't make it, is there any hope for the rest of us? I mean really. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro split up. Just like I've never understood the fascination women have with Tommy Lee, same goes with Navarro. Now, I get the whole "rock star, bad boy" thing. I understand that there are women out there who would throw their panties at either of these guys. I'm just saying, I don't get what they find attractive. I don't know what's attractive about 100 lb, heroin addicted, tattooed freak shows that'll bang anything with a heartbeat. What's the prize in conquering that? As for Dave Navarro, if you're a woman, here's a rule you should live by: Never be attracted to any man who wears more makeup than you. You live by that, everything from here on out will be peaches and cream. You can thank me later.
Hopefully I'll be back sooner rather than later with the next "Reality Roundup", but due to my busier schedule recently, it's hard to predict when. Just keep checking back and, rather than leaving nothing on the site, I'll start posting exactly when the next column/podcast will be up.
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REAL WORLD: KEY WEST
-I'm sure you've heard by now that Paula Walnuts got arrested last weekend for biting her boyfriend. Is there a better picture out there to descirbe Paula Walnuts than that? Didn't think so. Priceless. Nice running mascara. Very sexy look. Who wouldn't want to call this woman their girlfriend? Anyway, the story goes she was out with boyfriend, John Alyward, then got in an argument (shocker), he left and went home, she followed him, he wouldn't let her in, she probably started screaming like a madwoman "KISS MY ASS!!!!! KISS MY ASS!!!!!", then she bit him on the arms and hands. Five times. Hey, at least she's trying to eat something nowadays. Ba-dum-pum. Thank you. Two shows nightly. Try the veal. Ok, that was bad. I apologize. But seriously, who bites other people if you're older than the age of three. My niece got bit the other day by a kid she was playing with and I felt like giving him a Grade A beatdown. But I didn't since, last time I checked, it was wrong to pummel three olds to a bloody pulp. Better judgment got the best of me. If there were actually some of you out there who were defenders of Paula, who maybe want to blame the editing, and maybe didn't want to admit she was a lunatic, I give you this. No excuses anymore. She's clinically insane.-The timing of this biting event happening couldn't have been any better. I mean really. We're talking two days before the episode where all her roommates were gushing about how much fun she is to be around now, and how she's really changed, does she bite her boyfriend. Five times. Couldn't have happened to a nicer more sane girl than Paula Walnuts. Perfect timing Paula. Probably was one of my more favorite moments of the season listening to Tyler, and Zach, and Johnny Bananas actually start coming around to her, only to find out she tried to eat her boyfriend alive. Reality TV is the best.
-The report was that the guy she bit was named John Alyward. But we knew her boyfriend on the show, you know, the one that used to beat her up, he was named "Keith". So I immediately started to wonder if she was now dating John from the show. Now, we know John will try to nail anything with a pulse, and he's already had his fair share of skanks on the show, but would he possibly stoop this low and get with Paula? Luckily for him, the answer to that question is "no". I did a little digging and found out that the John on the show's last name is not Alyward. And that Keith's middle name is John. Or John is his real name and his middle name is Keith. Yeah, I'd hide my identity to if I was dating someone with the case of the crazies like Paula. Smart move Keith. Or John.
-It's not like we couldn't see this coming either. A couple episodes ago, when Paula and Keith/John were sitting at the bar talking about their wonderful abusive relationship, Paula uttered the following sentence, "Everything happens for a reason. And we had to be that bad for us to be where we are now." Really? So to get to the biting stage of your relationship, you first had to pass the "let-me-hit-you-so-hard-you-need-to-go-to-the-hospital" part? Sure Paula. If that's what you want to convince yourself of, then fine. But I wasn't born yesterday. I think I've mentioned this already, but, Paula BIT her boyfriend. Five times. You're a horrible drunk Paula. Go away.
-In "Real World" news not related to Key West, apparently Danny and Melinda have ended their engagement. And Melinda was the one who called it off. I guess Danny's ego becoming as big as this universe probably played a role in that. But hey, I could be wrong. Let me get this straight, this is the same Melinda that isolated herself from the rest of the Austin cast so she could be in his pants every night, right? Just checking. Danny probably doesn't feel all too great right now if you ask me. Letting that nymphomaniac get away has gotta sting a little bit. Brutal. Well, at least the Miz has some new ass to go chase now.
THE HILLS
-Further evidence on why I'm addicted to this show happened in last week's episode. So this past week, we got to see how Christmas and New Year's was in the land of LC and Jason. Remember two weeks ago, when the episode was all about Jason's birthday? Well, for those not in the know, Jason's birthday is January 11th. Last time I checked a calender, Christmas and New Year's is before Jan. 11th. So in terms of this show following LC around and showing us, in sequence, what's happened to her in the last year...yeah, not quite. I guess producers will apparently just show us whatever the hell they feel like showing us, whenever the hell they feel like showing us, and in no particular order. Gotta love reality TV. You know why? Because it's so real.
-During Jason's birthday episode, Lauren goes out shopping to buy him some golf clubs. Which in and of itself, is a great gift. Any golfer would love a new set of clubs for his birthday. But here's where the show loses me with this whole "LC and Jason are just getting back together" thing. If we're expected to believe that they JUST got back together, which is what the show has been portraying, then are we honestly expected to believe she bought him a full set of Callaway clubs for his birthday? For you non golfers out there, a set of Callways, including the woods, is around $2000. And that's on the low end. Not saying LC couldn't afford a $2000 birthday gift because her family obviously comes from money and I'm sure she has it, I'm just saying that's not a gift you would buy your boyfriend that you just got back together with. You'd get him a shirt, or an outfit, or whatever. Not a set of Callaways. Please. Hey, if my next girlfriend happens to be reading this, just know if I ever received a set of Callaways for a birthday, you'd get a rock on your finger in return. You officially become a keeper at that point. All I'm pointing out here is that the show isn't fooling anyone when they pretend like LC and Jason weren't talking and hanging out this whole time they were "supposed" to be broken up. Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.
-What exactly does Jason do? Does he work? Is he collecting unemployment? Social security? Any time we see him he's either hanging with Jordan, on a golf course, or sleeping in his car waiting for LC to get to school. Very weird. I know I've asked this before, but I'm compelled to ask this again: Is there no other guy in LA for her? Nowhere? Are you kidding me? This is the best she can come up with? Someone who brings nothing but constant drama to her life 24 hours a day? Why would you make your life that much more of a hassle and stay with a guy who obviously brings drama, has issues, and is a horrible drunk? Women. I just don't get them sometimes. Ok, most of the time.
-One other thing that kills me is how all these kids go to all the hot clubs in LA, they rent out restaurants for Jason's birthday, most of them get piss drunk and.....they're all underage. Look, I commend them for beating the system and all of us drank before we were of legal age, but this is being televised. How are they getting away with this? I don't want to be Officer Reality Steve here and start ratting out people, but I honestly don't understand how this is allowed. If someone has an answer, I'd like to know. The show is televising underage drinking, and these bars and clubs are allowing cameras into their establishments to show kids under 21 partying. I don't get it. Apparently, I don't get a lot of things. I mean, I know how it works at the Hollywood clubs. The more bigger name celebs you get to your club, the more of a crowd it draws. And the more pictures you get in "US Weekly". I get that. But these "celebs" are under 21. Except Jason. He's 39 or so. LC, Heidi, Audrina, Jordan, etc. How are they getting in? Ok, I'm done complaining for the time being and I'll just enjoy it for what it is. Being on TV has its perks.
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
-Simon Cowell is a brighter man than I. I'll admit it. Took me a while to come to that conclusion, but it's true. He's gotten his hands on yet another gold mine. Now, I'm not saying that "America's Got Talent" is actually a good show, because it's not, but it is the #1 rated show on television right now, and that's all that matters in the TV world. Ratings. More ratings = more money. Pretty simple formula. You don't produce ratings, your show isn't on very long. Ask Heather Graham about "Emily's Reasons Why Not?" You know why not? Because you didn't pull any ratings, that's why. Or ask Geena Davis about "Commander in Chief". With that said, saying "America's Got Talent" is the #1 rated show on TV right now is like saying your pig took first place at the beauty pageant. The summer programming schedule isn't very good right now. It's the best of the worst. But you gotta give Simon credit. Convincing Regis to host your show and getting the The Hoff, Brandy, and Colin Firth to judge was quite a coup.
-The production value on the show is just plain terrible. The judges exaggerated reactions, the fans fake applause. It's the "Gong Show" meets "Let's Make a Deal". I've never been able to take a game show seriously where their audience is dressed up in costumes ready to run on stage. That's why I've always thought the "Price is Right" was a bit hokey. Not that their audience dressed in costumes, it's just that they totally overract when getting called up on the stage and they're all pretty much as dumb as dirt. And that Bob Barker liked groping the Barker's Beauties on the side. Great guy. "Don't forget to spade or neuter your animal." How about we spay and neuter you, you 80 year old pervert. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. The judges on the show are a bit too "American Idol"-esque for me. You got your Simon wannabe in Colin Firth, Brandy is Paula Abdul without the drugs and alcohol and sex with the contestants thing, and...ok, maybe the Hoff and Randy have nothing in common. The Hoff is probably one of the few people that can make Randy seem hip.
-I think the yodeling girl should win. That's who I'd vote for. The show is like "Idol" in that sense because everyone's got their favorites. But at least on "Idol", every contestant is doing the same thing - singing. Who's to say that an 11 year old female yodeler is better than a grown man juggling bowling balls? I don't know. The fact that someone is actually going to walk away with a million dollars from this show is amazing. Only in America will someone give you a million bucks to play the harmonica. This is an absolute freak show. And I watch every week.
-Easily the most talked about contestant has been that flaming foreign guy with all the glitter on his face. Whoa. Easy there spaz. Probably the least bit surprising part of his act is that it entailed swords near his mouth. Real shocker there. What kid says to themself early on in life, "You know what I want to do when I grow up? Throw on gobs of hair gel, cake myself with glitter, wear tight, shiny, sparkly shorts, go shirtless, and balance swords on my face for a living." I know I didn't. When I was young, I ate dirt. I never set my goals quite that high.
CELEBRITY NEWS
-Ashlee Simpson is pissing me off. Why can't she just admit she had a nose job? If you're not secure enough to admit you had one done, you probably shouldn't have gotten one done in the first place. When Seacrest Out recently asked her if she got her nose done, her answer was, "Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't." Ashlee, we've seen pictures of you. We saw when you had a jacked up nose, and now we see you with your new one. It's kinda hard to hide. This isn't like you went from a B cup to a C cup and maybe there is some ambiguity there. Maybe its a push up bra, maybe its the shirt she's wearing, etc...No, you have a completely different nose now. Just admit it.
-Jeff Goldblum and Nicole Richie are now having sex. Blech. Gives me the willies just thinking of it. I know the trendy thing to do in Hollywood now is to have at least 15 years separating you from your significant other but....The Fly and Nicole? Please. What an odd couple. Nicole Richie is definitely on my list of people I'd like to beat with a shovel. No doubt. She's not talented, she's not funny, and she's not attractive - fat or skinny. Quite a trifecta she's got going there. And oh yeah, she's a whore. Other than that, I'd take her home to mom any day.
-Yesterday it was announced Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have "amicably" decided to separate. Awwwwwww....if those two lovers couldn't make it, is there any hope for the rest of us? I mean really. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro split up. Just like I've never understood the fascination women have with Tommy Lee, same goes with Navarro. Now, I get the whole "rock star, bad boy" thing. I understand that there are women out there who would throw their panties at either of these guys. I'm just saying, I don't get what they find attractive. I don't know what's attractive about 100 lb, heroin addicted, tattooed freak shows that'll bang anything with a heartbeat. What's the prize in conquering that? As for Dave Navarro, if you're a woman, here's a rule you should live by: Never be attracted to any man who wears more makeup than you. You live by that, everything from here on out will be peaches and cream. You can thank me later.
Hopefully I'll be back sooner rather than later with the next "Reality Roundup", but due to my busier schedule recently, it's hard to predict when. Just keep checking back and, rather than leaving nothing on the site, I'll start posting exactly when the next column/podcast will be up.
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9 Comments:
Carmen and Dave broke up? Does Tommy Lee know about this?
Jason and Lauren were broken up for a while because the hole argument last week was about some guy named David that Lauren talked to for a week. So oviously they were broke up.
The golf clubs are a big deal to you but not to Lauren. A thousands for them is the same as a twenty a normal girl.
Cant wait for Laguna 3 it looks great!
Dave is hot!! Bad boy, sexy eyes, has the look of a guy who would be a beast in the sack. Girls likey.
Nicole and Jeff Goldblum look alike! Good match.
Are you watching rock star?
P.S. I didnt hear the pidgeons lol!!
Once a month posts? C'mon now!
why would Tommy Lee need to know if Dave & Carment broke up?? Does this make a difference to the show?? Does it mean Tommy Lee wants Carmen, or does he want Dave???
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/07/panty-creamers-of-day-dave-navarro.html
COuld you possibly use a few more question marks????????????
How about "So You Think You Can Dance?" That's kind of an okay show. Also, it's "spay and neuter" your pet, not "spade and neuter" your pet. Just FYI...wouldn't want Bob Barker to get his 80 year old panties in a knot. Toodles and thanks.
Great podcast again! FYI-was in NYC for the weekend and wanted to see a celebrity-instead I saw Jesse Palmer sucking face with an unattractive blonde at 3:30 in the afternoon on a Sunday-looked like he just woke up. I am sure that he has to say goodbye as he heads off to training camp...does he even have a contract anymore?
realitysteve, your Bachelor reviews need to be on Sirlinksalot. I only found your site by accident (thanks TVCH) and it's far more entertaining than anything else I've read! Thanks.
Well I was just given this link.....anyhow my only question right now is why would any one pick or give another chance to a girl who is spoil rotten, who can clean up after herself and who judges people by what school they attended? Was Lorenzo a bit drunk or what? I would like for him to choose someone who goes beyond his title....I mean he is not really a prince.......he even said so in the first episode.......I fell like trully gagging when I see all these ladies who suppose to be MATURE AND GOAL ORIENTED PROFESSIONALS acting all like idiots honestly........screaming, drinking until they passed out and more.......This is why I trully agree with the italian girl......."American girls are crazy"........not to say all but the ones coming out on shows like these.........Come on girl you suppose to be representing AMERICA in another country! Let's start acting like trully civilized people at least........If I was Lorenzo I would stay with Gezella.....she can learn english and he can learn italian and they lived happily ever after! LOL :)
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