....AND SHE SINGS TOO! I THINK

Yes, the single you've all been waiting for dropped yesterday exclusively on Ryan Seacrest's morning radio show. Even though, apparently, it wasn't supposed to according to her manager/publicist/fiancee/cult leader, Spencer. Our very own Heidi Montag's first single "Body Language" is out. And man is it poppin'. Or something like that. Is that a hip enough word now? Poppin? And oh yeah, Spencer raps in it. Let's just say 50 Cent isn't shaking in his boots right about now. Whatever the case, here's a link to the song.

http://ryan.kiisfm.com/cc-common/mfeatures/heidimontagOD/

Few things here:

1) Could she possibly sample any more club songs out there? Aren't there copyright infringement laws? It's her first single, and I can name clips of 4 songs that are sampled in "Body Language". And I'm sure there are others.

2) Like I mentioned, apparently this song was not supposed to be released. Here's the story:

http://ryan.kiisfm.com/cc-common/news/sections/entertainmentarticle.html?feed=104665&article=2525083

Gee, can't imagine why? Maybe because the song doesn't show any of Heidi's vocal talents. If her voice were any more computerized, she'd be C-3PO.

3) So she samples other peoples work, she's not even singing the chorus, there's a slew of background vocalists, and her voice is computerized? Well then, let's just give her a Grammy. I'm not even sure that's Heidi's voice. Milli Vanilli thinks there's something fishy about this song.

4) You know what? This is a catchy ass song, I tell ya'. I'm sure Le Deux will be playing it on a nightly basis.

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