Comments on: The Bachelorette 5 Recap – 5/18/09 http://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/ My sarcastic, slanted, sophomoric, and skewed view on the world of reality television Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:00:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Curmudgeonhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-2/#comment-23793 Curmudgeon Tue, 26 May 2009 05:28:15 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23793 On Bachelorette 5: Is it just unfair editing, or is David from Ohio the biggest thug scumbag they have ever had? On Bachelorette 5: Is it just unfair editing, or is David from Ohio the biggest thug scumbag they have ever had?

]]> By: Sue T.http://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-2/#comment-23787 Sue T. Tue, 26 May 2009 02:39:03 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23787 Steve--I am not watching the Bachelorette 5. I'm just coming here for the summaries. This way, I can get the scoop from you without having to waste 2 hours.I was that annoyed over what they did to Melissa and the whole show-rigging that I now refuse to watch. Steve–I am not watching the Bachelorette 5. I’m just coming here for the summaries. This way, I can get the scoop from you without having to waste 2 hours.

I was that annoyed over what they did to Melissa and the whole show-rigging that I now refuse to watch.

]]> By: Rodeojoneshttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23770 Rodeojones Mon, 25 May 2009 16:02:40 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23770 Hey Steve,Why are you only making woman's clothing?? The men's line is coming right!?!?! Hey Steve,

Why are you only making woman’s clothing?? The men’s line is coming right!?!?!

]]> By: collectionofsortshttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23710 collectionofsorts Sat, 23 May 2009 03:11:48 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23710 I thought her dress looked like a TOGA... didnt do a thing for Jillian.. sorry about that.. but boy oh boy, she could have picked another one.. honestly. JCP sells nice dresses and Im sure cheaper than the one she had on! I thought her dress looked like a TOGA… didnt do a thing for Jillian.. sorry about that.. but boy oh boy, she could have picked another one.. honestly. JCP sells nice dresses and Im sure cheaper than the one she had on!

]]> By: lemonhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23693 lemon Fri, 22 May 2009 18:33:45 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23693 In Jillian's defense, those stupid first night rose ceremonies are filmed at some ridiculous hour like 5 am. They keep them up all night filming the cocktail party and the rose ceremony can take over an hour to film. In Jillian’s defense, those stupid first night rose ceremonies are filmed at some ridiculous hour like 5 am. They keep them up all night filming the cocktail party and the rose ceremony can take over an hour to film.

]]> By: RealityLoverVAhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23688 RealityLoverVA Fri, 22 May 2009 14:46:36 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23688 Thank you, RS, for this hilarious post.I'm sure there is no way they let Jillian view any episodes before filming is complete! Maybe how drunk she was can explain a few of her questionable picks. Drink more water and less love juice, Jillian.Is foot fetish guy for real? Did they know this about him before letting him on the show? Just more entertainment, I guess. Thank you, RS, for this hilarious post.

I’m sure there is no way they let Jillian view any episodes before filming is complete! Maybe how drunk she was can explain a few of her questionable picks. Drink more water and less love juice, Jillian.

Is foot fetish guy for real? Did they know this about him before letting him on the show? Just more entertainment, I guess.

]]> By: Never2Latehttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23675 Never2Late Fri, 22 May 2009 01:41:16 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23675 Jillian's white dress got worse and worse as the night wore on. The mud at the beginning, the snag on the back, AND, the wine stain on the front while she was handing out roses...I think she was drunk! Did you see how pale she was when Chris was talking to her before making her decision? She looked awful - as if she had just come from throwing up. Her makeup was repaired for the rose ceremony, why didn't they clean up the wine stain? She was also slurring her words and her eyelids were heavy...she and the guys all look uncomfortable. Its going to be a longgggggg season. Jillian’s white dress got worse and worse as the night wore on. The mud at the beginning, the snag on the back, AND, the wine stain on the front while she was handing out roses…I think she was drunk! Did you see how pale she was when Chris was talking to her before making her decision? She looked awful – as if she had just come from throwing up. Her makeup was repaired for the rose ceremony, why didn’t they clean up the wine stain? She was also slurring her words and her eyelids were heavy…she and the guys all look uncomfortable. Its going to be a longgggggg season.

]]> By: Southern Bellahttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23673 Southern Bella Thu, 21 May 2009 21:55:23 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23673 Steve, it's "I could NOT care less..."Anyhoo, I hope no one, but you is watching "The Bachelorette" so that you can fill us all in without us having to watch it ourselves. Jillian is an is a oh, uh, big yaaaaawwwwnnnnn.....Certainly, your recaps will be a lot more interesting! Steve, it’s “I could NOT care less…”

Anyhoo, I hope no one, but you is watching “The Bachelorette” so that you can fill us all in without us having to watch it ourselves. Jillian is an is a oh, uh, big yaaaaawwwwnnnnn…..

Certainly, your recaps will be a lot more interesting!

]]> By: DallasMshttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23672 DallasMs Thu, 21 May 2009 21:02:11 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23672 <blockquote cite="#commentbody-23563"> <strong><a href="#comment-23563" rel="nofollow">KiSsSsSs </a> :</strong>I’ve watched all the seasons of both the Bachelor and Bachelorette, and maybe I’m out to lunch, but I thought there was one season where someone left on their own accord. In fact, I thought there were two people that left on the same show. It was one of the earlier seasons, Andrew’s or something like that. I know Helene wanted to leave on Aaron’s season and ended up sticking around and winning the whole thing, but I could have sworn there was that one season where two people left. I don’t know, maybe I’m drunk…</blockquote> Kissss....you're not drunk. One that I recall was on Jesse Palmer's season. She was pre-med...told him, nah, don't think this is for me. And I THINK it was on the 1st night! Smart girl....

KiSsSsSs :I’ve watched all the seasons of both the Bachelor and Bachelorette, and maybe I’m out to lunch, but I thought there was one season where someone left on their own accord. In fact, I thought there were two people that left on the same show. It was one of the earlier seasons, Andrew’s or something like that. I know Helene wanted to leave on Aaron’s season and ended up sticking around and winning the whole thing, but I could have sworn there was that one season where two people left. I don’t know, maybe I’m drunk…

Kissss….you’re not drunk. One that I recall was on Jesse Palmer’s season. She was pre-med…told him, nah, don’t think this is for me. And I THINK it was on the 1st night! Smart girl….

]]> By: carriebethhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/19/157/comment-page-1/#comment-23671 carriebeth Thu, 21 May 2009 20:56:41 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/19/157/#comment-23671 <a href="#comment-23588" rel="nofollow">@smithsfan </a> Was it one who stayed or was sent home? Better yet, can you just say who? :) @smithsfan
Was it one who stayed or was sent home? Better yet, can you just say who? :)

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