Comments on: The Bachelorette 5 Recap – 5/25/09 http://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/ My sarcastic, slanted, sophomoric, and skewed view on the world of reality television Tue, 22 May 2012 12:22:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: sweeetbeahttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-24098 sweeetbea Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:53:46 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-24098 Hi Steve: Been up the past couple hours catching up on the last few weeks' recaps. I'm very dissappointed as I think there is something missing form the 5/25/09 Bachelorette one. The recap ends with: "Jillian got up, walked downstairs, grabbed the rose up for grabs, and took off in a car. Ooooohhhh scandalous! What". Where is the rest? Am I missing something on the page I'm just not seeing? Love your recaps, they crack me up! Bea Hi Steve: Been up the past couple hours catching up on the last few weeks’ recaps. I’m very dissappointed as I think there is something missing form the 5/25/09 Bachelorette one. The recap ends with: “Jillian got up, walked downstairs, grabbed the rose up for grabs, and took off in a car. Ooooohhhh scandalous! What”. Where is the rest? Am I missing something on the page I’m just not seeing? Love your recaps, they crack me up! Bea

]]> By: sweeetbeahttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-24097 sweeetbea Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:51:40 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-24097 Hi Steve: Been up the past couple hours catching up on the last few weeks' recaps. I'm very dissappointed as I think there is something missing form the 5/25/09 Bachelorette one. The recap ends with: "Jillian got up, walked downstairs, grabbed the rose up for grabs, and took off in a car. Ooooohhhh scandalous! What". Where is the rest? Am I missing something on the page I' just not seeing? Love your recaps, they crack me up! Bea Hi Steve: Been up the past couple hours catching up on the last few weeks’ recaps. I’m very dissappointed as I think there is something missing form the 5/25/09 Bachelorette one. The recap ends with: “Jillian got up, walked downstairs, grabbed the rose up for grabs, and took off in a car. Ooooohhhh scandalous! What”. Where is the rest? Am I missing something on the page I’ just not seeing? Love your recaps, they crack me up! Bea

]]> By: Bradyhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23927 Brady Sat, 30 May 2009 05:00:49 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23927 I thought the most uncomfortable part of the night, (not including the Globetrotters) was when Jake planted a kiss on Jillian's lips when she was totally unprepared for it. If Jake is as clumsy a pilot as he is a lover, I hope I never fly his airline. LOLBy the way, I've created my own Bachelorette blog (no, I don't have any intentions of competing with Steve..YOU are the man Steve). But anyway, for those interested, I pull no punches in my reviews, and have a few polls as well.And through photo analysis of available pics on the net, I have been able to determine who are most likely three of the final four guys. (Wes, Reid, and Kip) For further info, check out my blog at...http://bachelorettenews.blogspot.com I thought the most uncomfortable part of the night, (not including the Globetrotters) was when Jake planted a kiss on Jillian’s lips when she was totally unprepared for it. If Jake is as clumsy a pilot as he is a lover, I hope I never fly his airline. LOL

By the way, I’ve created my own Bachelorette blog (no, I don’t have any intentions of competing with Steve..YOU are the man Steve). But anyway, for those interested, I pull no punches in my reviews, and have a few polls as well.

And through photo analysis of available pics on the net, I have been able to determine who are most likely three of the final four guys. (Wes, Reid, and Kip) For further info, check out my blog at…http://bachelorettenews.blogspot.com

]]> By: mjahttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23909 mja Fri, 29 May 2009 13:08:52 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23909 Oh, did anybody notice how uncomfortable Jillian seemed when Tanner the foot fetish guy was examining her feet in this episode? She seemed to be trying to divert his attention (haven't seen a replay; this is just what I remember and forgot to put in my comments above. Oh, did anybody notice how uncomfortable Jillian seemed when Tanner the foot fetish guy was examining her feet in this episode? She seemed to be trying to divert his attention (haven’t seen a replay; this is just what I remember and forgot to put in my comments above.

]]> By: bribrihttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23877 bribri Thu, 28 May 2009 23:53:14 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23877 I have the worst gaydar ever – I didn’t even pick up on the Michael/Tanner bromance. How could I have completely missed that? I’m surprised you didn’t notice the uncomfortable kiss between Jill and either Juan or Kipten. I hadn’t noticed it before, but she kept leaning in and out while kissing him – her neck like a turtle. It was very strange and awkward to watch – I felt embarrassed, like I should look away. It was like being 10 years old and seeing your parents kiss. Totally disgusting. I was also weirded out by her constant use of the word “wicked” last night – she said it at least 4-5 times. And am I the only one that hates when they always use the phrase “you are such a great guy/girl and will make someone very happy one day”. Yea, so great that I am not attracted to you in any way and I’m sending your sorry ass home. It’s right up there with handing someone the friend card. Just let them go with dignity, is it really necessary to humiliate them further? Thanks for keeping this show entertaining and hilarious Steve. This week’s column was great – you have a true talent for writing! Have an awesome birthday! I have the worst gaydar ever – I didn’t even pick up on the Michael/Tanner bromance. How could I have completely missed that?
I’m surprised you didn’t notice the uncomfortable kiss between Jill and either Juan or Kipten. I hadn’t noticed it before, but she kept leaning in and out while kissing him – her neck like a turtle. It was very strange and awkward to watch – I felt embarrassed, like I should look away. It was like being 10 years old and seeing your parents kiss. Totally disgusting. I was also weirded out by her constant use of the word “wicked” last night – she said it at least 4-5 times. And am I the only one that hates when they always use the phrase “you are such a great guy/girl and will make someone very happy one day”. Yea, so great that I am not attracted to you in any way and I’m sending your sorry ass home. It’s right up there with handing someone the friend card. Just let them go with dignity, is it really necessary to humiliate them further?
Thanks for keeping this show entertaining and hilarious Steve. This week’s column was great – you have a true talent for writing!
Have an awesome birthday!

]]> By: mrgreen523http://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23850 mrgreen523 Wed, 27 May 2009 20:06:02 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23850 Great job Steve!!! So funny and happy happy birthday!!!! Great job Steve!!! So funny and happy happy birthday!!!!

]]> By: Irishttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23849 Iris Wed, 27 May 2009 19:40:17 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23849 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Have a great time. Love your site. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Have a great time.
Love your site.

]]> By: suezhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23848 suez Wed, 27 May 2009 19:11:23 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23848 KC.... You made a couple of comments. Who is your resource??? Do you know somebody connected to the show?? KC…. You made a couple of comments. Who is your resource??? Do you know somebody connected to the show??

]]> By: CalaLilyhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23843 CalaLily Wed, 27 May 2009 14:50:32 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23843 Bravo, Steve! Keep it up. Love your sharp sense of humor and the in depth reporting. And someone who sees what I see - BRAVO! (I also think that the Tanner/Michael story is ABC's secret love story). and Happy Birthday! Bravo, Steve! Keep it up. Love your sharp sense of humor and the in depth reporting. And someone who sees what I see – BRAVO! (I also think that the Tanner/Michael story is ABC’s secret love story). and Happy Birthday!

]]> By: jljohnsonhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/comment-page-1/#comment-23840 jljohnson Wed, 27 May 2009 13:37:04 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/05/26/the-bachelorette-5-recap-52509/#comment-23840 I have to echo what everyone else already said - so far these two episodes of the Bachelorette have been rather boring but I watch it in part so I can read your recap the next day! They have most definitely been better than watching the show itself!The part about Michael and Tanner was soooo funny, I was cracking up! The part when they were driving around shirtless, giggling like 2 13-year-old girls was hilarious. I'm thinking Juan is definitely gay. Maybe he's just very feminine but when he was telling Jillian about how her eyes were "piercing" when she was standing on the beach and just the WAY he said it...I thought, "There is no way this guy is straight!"My favorites so far are definitely Jake and Mike. Wes is a tool and David is just kind of scary. He seriously needs to chill! Juan was bugging me too but then David starts going into his angry rant and I kind of disliked him more than Juan!Anyway, have a happy birthday, Steve! I have to echo what everyone else already said – so far these two episodes of the Bachelorette have been rather boring but I watch it in part so I can read your recap the next day! They have most definitely been better than watching the show itself!

The part about Michael and Tanner was soooo funny, I was cracking up! The part when they were driving around shirtless, giggling like 2 13-year-old girls was hilarious. I’m thinking Juan is definitely gay. Maybe he’s just very feminine but when he was telling Jillian about how her eyes were “piercing” when she was standing on the beach and just the WAY he said it…I thought, “There is no way this guy is straight!”

My favorites so far are definitely Jake and Mike. Wes is a tool and David is just kind of scary. He seriously needs to chill! Juan was bugging me too but then David starts going into his angry rant and I kind of disliked him more than Juan!

Anyway, have a happy birthday, Steve!

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