Comments on: The Bachelorette 5 Recap – 6/8/09 http://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/ My sarcastic, slanted, sophomoric, and skewed view on the world of reality television Tue, 22 May 2012 12:22:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: highlights from ew blog: “train of fools” - Our Bachelorette Blog!http://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24960 highlights from ew blog: “train of fools” - Our Bachelorette Blog! Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:45:13 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24960 [...] back into Jillian mode.” Honestly, I don’t really care whether any of these guys were offered money to appear on the show, because there are plenty of fame-seeking narcissists out there who would be [...] [...] back into Jillian mode.” Honestly, I don’t really care whether any of these guys were offered money to appear on the show, because there are plenty of fame-seeking narcissists out there who would be [...]

]]> By: Never2Latehttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24376 Never2Late Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:41:50 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24376 Just in case you didn't see this elsewhere, Jillian reuintes with the first crush she mentioned to Reid on the show. He contacts the show, they reconnect, she continues the boring dating of the bachelors and at the very end trots out Mr. Jr. High crush as the first true love lost and found again...happy ending.... Just in case you didn’t see this elsewhere, Jillian reuintes with the first crush she mentioned to Reid on the show. He contacts the show, they reconnect, she continues the boring dating of the bachelors and at the very end trots out Mr. Jr. High crush as the first true love lost and found again…happy ending….

]]> By: Kathleenhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24347 Kathleen Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:22:39 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24347 Awesome recap Steve!!! I was totally laughing my ass off ~ keep up the great reviews!!! Awesome recap Steve!!! I was totally laughing my ass off ~ keep up the great reviews!!!

]]> By: terry-pathttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24340 terry-pat Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:29:44 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24340 Things are a bit slow around here,so I think I will post,something,anything...Jillian's hometown is Peace River,not Pearl river...Jake is Adorable,but maybe that is it,he is on AutoPilot,so cute and earnest,but I don't know if I want a teary eyed pilot.Curling is funny,it can turn into a blood sport,or skill,it can hook you with it's strategy.Dave is in denial,it is not comfort,when a girl has her boot up on the seat,girls can kick. I will take up for Steve,on the David Carridine comment,he,David should have thought of consequences of those actions,I feel sad for his family and him also.signed thanks for listening to an insomiac,having a bad day.xo Things are a bit slow around here,so I think I will post,something,anything…Jillian’s hometown is Peace River,not Pearl river…Jake is Adorable,but maybe that is it,he is on AutoPilot,so cute and earnest,but I don’t know if I want a teary eyed pilot.Curling is funny,it can turn into a blood sport,or skill,it can hook you with it’s strategy.Dave is in denial,it is not comfort,when a girl has her boot up on the seat,girls can kick. I will take up for Steve,on the David Carridine comment,he,David should have thought of consequences of those actions,I feel sad for his family and him also.signed thanks for listening to an insomiac,having a bad day.xo

]]> By: Kasthuhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24321 Kasthu Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:49:32 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24321 PS--I really like Reid; he actually seems a bit normal, a great feat considering this group of guys. If he's still single, I'd date him... we're from the same city. PS–I really like Reid; he actually seems a bit normal, a great feat considering this group of guys. If he’s still single, I’d date him… we’re from the same city.

]]> By: Kasthuhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24320 Kasthu Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:47:47 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24320 Very good recap!Have you read the interview on realitytvworld.com yet? Basically, Dave does what everyone else in Bachelor/ette history has ever done--backtracked on what they said and did during the show. Yeah, OK, I'll believe that what we saw was only 1% of what he's really like... or that he didn't really grab at Jillian's chest. He was also really hung up on the "someone has a girlfriend" thing. And someone needs to fire the intern who transcribed the interview... Very good recap!

Have you read the interview on realitytvworld.com yet? Basically, Dave does what everyone else in Bachelor/ette history has ever done–backtracked on what they said and did during the show. Yeah, OK, I’ll believe that what we saw was only 1% of what he’s really like… or that he didn’t really grab at Jillian’s chest. He was also really hung up on the “someone has a girlfriend” thing. And someone needs to fire the intern who transcribed the interview…

]]> By: suezhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24293 suez Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:09:12 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24293 Catholicgirl...I am a Jake fan too!!Let's here it for nice guys. hey, if I lived in Texas I would track his ass down. It's easy to do on the internet. Catholicgirl…I am a Jake fan too!!Let’s here it for nice guys. hey, if I lived in Texas I would track his ass down. It’s easy to do on the internet.

]]> By: xenyhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24290 xeny Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:02:28 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24290 Uh Grouse Mountain is right next to downtown Vancouver. It's like taking a helicopter ride from Hollywood to West Hollywood. In other words whats the point? And saying your home town is Vancouver when you are from Alberta is well like saying Los Angeles is your hometown if you are from Seattle - 2 states away. Uh Grouse Mountain is right next to downtown Vancouver. It’s like taking a helicopter ride from Hollywood to West Hollywood. In other words whats the point? And saying your home town is Vancouver when you are from Alberta is well like saying Los Angeles is your hometown if you are from Seattle – 2 states away.

]]> By: TexasGGhttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24289 TexasGG Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:48:14 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24289 This was absolutely hilarious blog! Hey Sparky, we just have a great bunch of good looking guys in Texas.My question is why do they have so many really young guys for a 29-year-old woman? I know that women do marry men younger as do men, but some of this is ridiculous. Getting rid of Mike and keeping a 25-yr-old "pizza boy" just doesn't make sense. Jillian honey, just keep in mind that some of these young guys probably still live at home with their parents and surely wouldn't be good husband/daddy candidates. Believe me, this is the voice of experience talking. My husband was 21-1/2 when we married and I had just turned 23 and I didn't think I was ever going to get him raised. Maybe had 10 years as age appropriate and then he became an old man at 55 and died at 62. Just my opinion, but Jill, go for a guy at least your age or older. Steve, keep up the good work. I'm retired so only the dog hears me laughing at your column each week. And, I agree with one of the posters above, Tanner may be from Texas but that foot fetish thing is disgusting and he really needs to go. Also, the young bartender from Spring, TX (suburb of Houston) is cute but way too young. I may be a native Texan but I am realistic. Loved Jeremy from DeYawna's season and thought Sasha from Tiki Island, TX (Galveston) was cute also but he has now bit the dust. This was absolutely hilarious blog! Hey Sparky, we just have a great bunch of good looking guys in Texas.

My question is why do they have so many really young guys for a 29-year-old woman? I know that women do marry men younger as do men, but some of this is ridiculous. Getting rid of Mike and keeping a 25-yr-old “pizza boy” just doesn’t make sense. Jillian honey, just keep in mind that some of these young guys probably still live at home with their parents and surely wouldn’t be good husband/daddy candidates. Believe me, this is the voice of experience talking. My husband was 21-1/2 when we married and I had just turned 23 and I didn’t think I was ever going to get him raised. Maybe had 10 years as age appropriate and then he became an old man at 55 and died at 62. Just my opinion, but Jill, go for a guy at least your age or older.
Steve, keep up the good work. I’m retired so only the dog hears me laughing at your column each week. And, I agree with one of the posters above, Tanner may be from Texas but that foot fetish thing is disgusting and he really needs to go. Also, the young bartender from Spring, TX (suburb of Houston) is cute but way too young. I may be a native Texan but I am realistic. Loved Jeremy from DeYawna’s season and thought Sasha from Tiki Island, TX (Galveston) was cute also but he has now bit the dust.

]]> By: addicted2trainwreckshttp://realitysteve.com/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/comment-page-1/#comment-24285 addicted2trainwrecks Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:57:25 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2009/06/09/the-bachelorette-5-recap-6809/#comment-24285 OMG the following two paragraphs were certainly among your best ever. (I will only post the first few words of each)I admit this particular column was just laugh out loud funnnnnnnny and I had a hard time picking just 2 but these were special for certain. -Speaking of Who-ahn, he’s really fired up for curling...... and -As for Mark, the head chef at Little Caesar’s,.... Thanks so much for your humor and talent that brings a bigger laugh to me than this stupid show itself and that is saying something, OMG the following two paragraphs were certainly among your best ever. (I will only post the first few words of each)I admit this particular column was just laugh out loud funnnnnnnny and I had a hard time picking just 2 but these were special for certain.
-Speaking of Who-ahn, he’s really fired up for curling……
and -As for Mark, the head chef at Little Caesar’s,….
Thanks so much for your humor and talent that brings a bigger laugh to me than this stupid show itself and that is saying something,

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