Gonna have to split this up into two parts. First post will focus on the spoilers, and the second post will focus just on the Justin phone call scandal.
Once the season starts, I’ll combine the Episode 1 spoilers with these set of spoilers, and at the beginning of every column beginning beginning May 25th, I’ll have a link to it if you want to keep checking spoilers so you have a running track of everything. Obviously, I’ve never had this much information two weeks before the first episode even airs. To say my sources this season have been good to me would be an understatement. As for how ABC is gonna play this? Not sure. I mean, they can’t say “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about”, because that’s just a flat out lie and it means they’re acknowledging me. If they say, “Yep, he’s right”, then they’re admitting the spoilers to their season are out there. So I’m guessing they’ll just go with the “You know, there’s rumors every season. You’ll just have to watch and see” line. Remember, when Jake was specifically asked about the rumor Vienna was his final choice, he gave the “My parents don’t even know” line. That’s all they pretty much can do at this point, right? Their whole season is about to be ruined in these next few pages. I think my track record speaks for itself. I wouldn’t run with all of this unless I knew it to be 100% fact.
I waited until today to release everything because I wanted to have everything after the first episode in one column. The Justin scandal, the other storyline involving the “Jordin Sparks” clue, the craziness on one of the overnight dates, etc. It hasn’t been easy keeping my mouth shut about it, but I did my best. And it didn’t help that Justin went on the “Bachelorette” facebook fan page a few weeks ago and basically admitted he was the one with a girlfriend and in the scandal. So that was out there for a little bit before it got taken down. Nothing I could do about that. I was only allowed to give away very little until today. Now you’ll get the full story of everything and how it all came to be.
So this column I will run down each episode, tell you who’s involved in what dates, where the dates take place, who gets roses, and who gets eliminated. Along the way, I’ll throw in a couple things here and there, but mostly, this is just your basic elimination spoilers. Then in the post immediately following this one, I will go into full detail on the Justin phone call scandal as best as I can. Trust me, it’s way more complicated than you think, and I’m gonna try to make it as clear as possible. It’ll be tough though since there’s quite a few layers. So here we go:
The cast list will hit the internet tomorrow. Sorry ABC. A little late to the party on that one. And since you don’t release last names, I figured I’d do that for you as well. Here are the 17 guys remaining after the first rose ceremony. (Sorry about Canadian Craig, whose last name I don’t have. Won’t matter. He’s not important as you’ll see. And if you want to knock yourself out trying to find out the last name of the third Chris remaining, be my guest).
Jesse Beck – country boy
Justin “Rated R” Rego – the wrestler
John Crivello – uhhhh, no idea. Still wets his bed
Kasey Kahl – the sweet talker
Tyler Vermette – he wishes Ali liked him more
Chris Hasek-Watt (Canada) – says “a-boot” and “or-gan-EYE-zation”
Roberto Martinez – the baseball player
Chris N. (From Florida) – pissed there are two other Chris’ on the show
Jonathan Novack – weatherman
Ty Brown – the country musician from Nashville
Kirk DeWindt – personal trainer
Craig Robinson – lawyer
Frank Neuschaefer – the aspiring screenwriter
Hunter Wagner – the one trick pony ukulele player
Chris Lambton – moved home to take care of mom who passed away
Steve Kocsis – I’ll go with “likes blueberries and Sweet Valley High books”
Craig from Canada – probably hunts moose and eats deer meat
Episode 2: (17 contestants down to 14)
1-on-1 date: Frank. He and Ali end up at the Hollywood Sign and he kisses her with his sunglasses on at night. Corey Hart would be proud. Frank gets a rose.
Group date: Calendar photo shoot on the beach in Malibu. Ty Brown gets the rose on this date after promoting his music career by singing to Ali with his guitar. Somewhere our boy Wes has a tear in his eye. “They saaaaaaaay love, it don’t come eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssy…”
1-on-1 date: Jesse. He and Ali take a private jet to Vegas and see a private concert by Jamie Cullum at the new Aria hotel. Jesse gets a rose.
Rose ceremony eliminations: Chris Hasek-Watt, Craig from Canada, Tyler Vermette.
Episode 3: (14 down to 11)
1-on-1: Roberto. Picked him up in a helicopter at the mansion, flew to downtown LA, and they went tight roping between two buildings. Jillian and Ed scaled buildings in LA, Jake and Vienna went bungee jumping, and now this. Maybe next season a 1-on-1 date will include swimming with sharks after taking a bath in blood. Roberto gets a rose.
Group Date: Barenaked Ladies video shoot. The guys and Ali get to be in the video. Hilarity ensues I’m sure. The Barenaked Ladies? They’re still relevant? Really? What, was Smash Mouth not available? Anyway, Kirk gets a rose on this date.
1-on-1: The ukulele playing Hunter. However, before Hunter has his 1-on-1, Justin somehow sneaks over to Ali’s place for some alone time with her. This causes tension at the rose ceremony. So Justin goes to her place, they spend time together, he comes back to the mansion and the guys get suspicious where he was, then Ali picked up Hunter. Hunter does not get a rose on his 1-on-1, and is sent home.
Rose ceremony eliminations: Steve Kocsis and John Crivello (Hunter already eliminated). At the cocktail party beforehand, the guys found out Justin went over to see Ali before Hunter’s date and aren’t happy. None of them think he should be there, they talk sh*t about him, and the “Justin isn’t here for Ali” campaign begins, if it wasn’t apparent already.