-Rose ceremony time. Jesse, Frank, and Ty are already safe. Ali: “Thank you for being here tonight (they have to be. It’s the rose ceremony)…excited to be building connections with some of you guys (that’s what you’re supposed to be doing)…don’t want to see anyone go (well, that’s kind of how the show works)…the point of this process is to be with one person in the end (really? Thanks for letting us know that. I had no idea)…”
Kasey: When does he dawn the green suit and start flinging arrows into the other guys backs when they’re not looking?
Hunter: Thank god we didn’t have any ukulele playing this week. I’ve seen it twice already and I’m sick of it.
Roberto: “Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro…Ale-Ale-Ale-Ale-jandro.” Oh wait. His name is Roberto. Can I just call him “Alejandro” this season since that song is in my head now?
Chris L: For a guy in the final two, they sure haven’t shown much of him yet.
Justin: Looks like next week will begin the “Justin is a dbag and everyone in the house wants to strangle him” string of episodes.
Steve: I couldn’t tell you one thing about this guy other than he leaves next week. And I don’t think anyone will care.
Kirk: Either Kirk spent way too much time in the sun, or he’s just so pale from being from Wisconsin, any sun he gets turns him into a lobster.
John C.: Uhhh, no clue. He’s been on the show for two episodes, but yet, he hasn’t been.
Craig R.: I seriously want to know what his average daily BAL was in the house. Had to be .20.
Chris N.: Here’s an inside fact: Chris N. looks like the guy who currently handles all the advertising on my site. Lets give him a round of applause for the outstanding job he’s done since February. I’m kicking myself for not having advertising the first 7 years of doing this.
“Guys, Ali, this is the final rose tonight. Whenever you’re ready. I’m a media whore who now is challenging Ryan Seacrest for most hosting jobs in America as I will be drooling all over Erin Andrews this Friday while hosting the Spelling Bee.”
Jonathan: Well, they want you to think he got the final rose. But in case you weren’t paying attention, after Chris N. got his rose and was walking back to his spot, he walked right by Jonathan who had a rose pinned on his lapel already, even though he hadn’t received one. So either Jonathan did receive the last rose, and someone in editing is getting fired today for just being careless, or, he didn’t receive the last rose, they shot it out of order, but after realizing later on the episode would center around Jonathan vs Craig, they figured they’d show Jonathan getting it last – and still someone in editing will be getting fired today. Pretty dumb mistake that was caught by a lot of people. I know. They’ve all emailed me since last night.
Ok, wanted to update you on the “Bachelor Pad”. Now, I’m not saying that this is 100% confirmed, but based on what I’ve heard, I have a list of 11 of the 20 people who I’m pretty sure are going to be on the show. People start arriving this weekend in LA since filming starts Monday. 15 days of filming with 2 or 3 people getting voted off every other day. Might be off on one or two, but I’m pretty confident you will see most, if not all, of these people on the show:
John Hardesty – Jillian’s season
Mathue Johson – Jillian’s season
Details still sketchy about the show at this point, however, it looks like it’s gonna be a mix of “Survivor” (challenges), “Big Brother” (living in a house and voting people out), and the “Bachelor” (dating element). I will say this: I don’t know how the dating aspect is gonna work in terms of if the dates will already be set up by two people that might be compatible, or if you win a challenge, maybe you get to choose someone to go on a date with. Whatever the case, you can mark my words that no matter how it happens, Tenley and Kiptyn will be going on a date on this show. Seems logical since they’ve been seeing plenty of each other outside of the show already. Hell, just follow Tenley on Twitter and you can pretty much read between the lines. They’re not in a relationship, since according to Kiptyn’s facebook page he’s still single, but make no mistake about it, they’ve seen each other on more than a few occasions over the last few months. Expect to see more of it on “Bachelor Pad”. Read in to that however you’d like.
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