Bachelorette 6 Recap – 5/31/10

June 1st, 2010 | 59 Comments | Posted in The Bachelorette 6 - Ali

-Rose ceremony time. Jesse, Frank, and Ty are already safe. Ali: “Thank you for being here tonight (they have to be. It’s the rose ceremony)…excited to be building connections with some of you guys (that’s what you’re supposed to be doing)…don’t want to see anyone go (well, that’s kind of how the show works)…the point of this process is to be with one person in the end (really? Thanks for letting us know that. I had no idea)…”

Kasey: When does he dawn the green suit and start flinging arrows into the other guys backs when they’re not looking?
Hunter: Thank god we didn’t have any ukulele playing this week. I’ve seen it twice already and I’m sick of it.
Roberto: “Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro…Ale-Ale-Ale-Ale-jandro.” Oh wait. His name is Roberto. Can I just call him “Alejandro” this season since that song is in my head now?
Chris L: For a guy in the final two, they sure haven’t shown much of him yet.
Justin: Looks like next week will begin the “Justin is a dbag and everyone in the house wants to strangle him” string of episodes.
Steve: I couldn’t tell you one thing about this guy other than he leaves next week. And I don’t think anyone will care.
Kirk: Either Kirk spent way too much time in the sun, or he’s just so pale from being from Wisconsin, any sun he gets turns him into a lobster.
John C.: Uhhh, no clue. He’s been on the show for two episodes, but yet, he hasn’t been.
Craig R.: I seriously want to know what his average daily BAL was in the house. Had to be .20.
Chris N.: Here’s an inside fact: Chris N. looks like the guy who currently handles all the advertising on my site. Lets give him a round of applause for the outstanding job he’s done since February. I’m kicking myself for not having advertising the first 7 years of doing this.

“Guys, Ali, this is the final rose tonight. Whenever you’re ready. I’m a media whore who now is challenging Ryan Seacrest for most hosting jobs in America as I will be drooling all over Erin Andrews this Friday while hosting the Spelling Bee.”

Jonathan: Well, they want you to think he got the final rose. But in case you weren’t paying attention, after Chris N. got his rose and was walking back to his spot, he walked right by Jonathan who had a rose pinned on his lapel already, even though he hadn’t received one. So either Jonathan did receive the last rose, and someone in editing is getting fired today for just being careless, or, he didn’t receive the last rose, they shot it out of order, but after realizing later on the episode would center around Jonathan vs Craig, they figured they’d show Jonathan getting it last – and still someone in editing will be getting fired today. Pretty dumb mistake that was caught by a lot of people. I know. They’ve all emailed me since last night.

Ok, wanted to update you on the “Bachelor Pad”. Now, I’m not saying that this is 100% confirmed, but based on what I’ve heard, I have a list of 11 of the 20 people who I’m pretty sure are going to be on the show. People start arriving this weekend in LA since filming starts Monday. 15 days of filming with 2 or 3 people getting voted off every other day. Might be off on one or two, but I’m pretty confident you will see most, if not all, of these people on the show:

Kiptyn Locke
Wes Hayden
Natalie Getz
Dave Good
Jessie Sulidis
Tenley Molzahn
Nikki Kaapke
John Hardesty – Jillian’s season
Juan Barbieri
Gia Allemand
Mathue Johson – Jillian’s season

Details still sketchy about the show at this point, however, it looks like it’s gonna be a mix of “Survivor” (challenges), “Big Brother” (living in a house and voting people out), and the “Bachelor” (dating element). I will say this: I don’t know how the dating aspect is gonna work in terms of if the dates will already be set up by two people that might be compatible, or if you win a challenge, maybe you get to choose someone to go on a date with. Whatever the case, you can mark my words that no matter how it happens, Tenley and Kiptyn will be going on a date on this show. Seems logical since they’ve been seeing plenty of each other outside of the show already. Hell, just follow Tenley on Twitter and you can pretty much read between the lines. They’re not in a relationship, since according to Kiptyn’s facebook page he’s still single, but make no mistake about it, they’ve seen each other on more than a few occasions over the last few months. Expect to see more of it on “Bachelor Pad”. Read in to that however you’d like.

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59 thoughts on “Bachelorette 6 Recap – 5/31/10

  1. So, did anyone else notice that for a few seconds during Justin’s walk to Ali’s house in last night’s episode (6-7-10) that the cast on Justin’s leg miraculously switched from his left leg to his right?

  2. Steve do you know the exact dates Ali and the guys were in New York??

  3. I actually think Roberto is super fine, don’t have any idea what you’re talking about regarding him, Steve. My bet is that Roberto and Cape Cod Man will be the final two. Those would be my final two. In fact, those are the only two I’d go on any dates with or pay any attention to at all.

  4. This is a hate-love situation, Steve… I LOVE to read you and I LOL when I read you, I find you hilarious with your cynical (but oh true most of the time) comments and I HATE to know the end of the show. But you are like addictin, cannot stop reading you!
    I am like you, I love to watch people and see little details that not everybody would pay attention at first. It was interesting to watch betwenn ali’s and Jake’s and listen the producer says that he wanted dramas, and half of the people were fake and choosen in this purpose.

    Based on the close up camera and gossips and trailers, me thinking of 4 guys in the end:

    Kirk
    Frank
    Chris L
    Roberto

    So facts:
    episode 1: one-on-one in the coctail party, Roberto then Chris L
    episode 2: one-on-one in the coctail party, Chris L then Roberto
    episode 3: one-on-one date with Roberto, one-on-one in the coctail with Chris L

    I agree that Kasey was choosen after Craig M departure. They needed drama.

    episode 1: drama with justin
    episode 2: drama with justin and introduction to weatherman/craig
    episode 3: drama with justin, weatherman and craig but departure of craig… leave us one new place for
    episode 4: Kasey! but lets not forget justin and most probably departure of weatherman who remained only for the dramas purposes and departure of Kasey
    episode 5: drama with justin (still around as a back up drama guy) and introduction to Frank’s drama (who does not stand any longer that ali did not make it clear that he was #1). still justin with the lawer craig who is more and more like the superman-justice-cartoon kind of guy TADA!)
    episode 6: justin out!
    episode 7: frank almost out!
    episode 8: frank out!
    episode 9-10: chris L and Roberto
    Last one: Robertooooooooooooooooooo

    Chris L: cape code area, lay back guy, nature guy, jeans guy, sports guy, find him “cute”, easy going, easy guy, family oriented, not a carreer type of guy, Chris L said that he will not proposed unless he is sure that ali loves him, does not really take oportunities to have one-on-one time with ali. Chris L makes her feel confortable but not impressed.

    Roberto: gentleman, manly and has all the outside good looking guy, sports guy, smart/cultural, find him “handsome”, family oriented, carreer and successful guy, Roberto mentionned that he will be the last guy in the end, Roberto knows already what he wants, he showed that he is not afraid to raise his opinion (when he mentions justin to ali in episode 3 and when he was the firs guy to say to justin that they were talking about him after everyone felt ashamed that they were gossiping behind justin’s back), shows to ali that he is there and takes oportunities to have as much as one-on-one time with her. Roberto impresses her in all levels.

    What does that say: Ali is looking for the man in charge. Yep Steve, I agree that some dom/sub would not surprise me! lol

    What about Kirk?… lust and chemistry but nothing serious behind that

    Frank? well… different guy, funny but we know why not.

    So my vote goes to Roberto of course. I think that overall he is the most decent guy of the gang (from what we see of course).

    If a lady mentionned that Chris L said he was single in the plane… and the “see you tomorrow at work” co-worker with the wink? mmmm lets see……..

    Last comment though. Anyone remember the producer saying that half of the people were real and half fake and choosed because of their attitude or weird personalities???? So why everone is always surprised to have a weatherman, a Craig toupet, a “shorter” guy, a wresling guys????

    That is part of the game and that makes us watch each season so closely so far so we can make fun of them, ridicule them, make fun in every way we can and this very confortably in our own sofas, right?

  5. Hi Steve. You said spoilers would be posted in a different area, but you keep telling us who the final two are in your recaps.

  6. okay. I went to fanofrealitytv forum and no matter what you say, steve, you are wrong! lol
    now they are all complaining that you did not say the F1 like Vienna. GEEE you made your point pretty clear: you-do-not-know-who-is-F1-for-sure.
    Everyone is pointing ChrisL but did not read anything to convince me. They even say that ChrisL wore his family business tee and did not come as clean as people think he is (although promotion about charity or family buz not sure here). Roberto is either one day not enough mature and the following not enough fun because he gets less smiles exposure than ChrisL.

    mmm my question is: on every previous bacheror/ette producer was very addamant to show all along the episode the romantic sides so in the end it was a recap of all the huggggggggge kissy-cuddly moments.

    Now… so far I see a lot of Roberto but not that much of ChrisL. Although in the next episode ChrisL gets to have is one-on-one with Ali. I am curious to see how many minutes Roberto and ChrisL will get total. Anyone got curious about this?

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