-At the final cocktail party before the rose ceremony, my alter ego decides to play funny man and say even though he and Ali haven’t had any 1-on-1 dates together, he had to show her something. And then proceeded to show her a fake tattoo he drew on his arm. Good stuff. Of course it was. The guy is channeling his inner-Reality Steve. Exactly what I would’ve done. Just so happens since him and I share the same brain apparently, he acted out what I was thinking. We work well like that together. We should take our act on the road. Maybe tour the country as a twin brother comedy team – one guy is a bad drunk while the other is the charming, funny, successful better looking one. I think that would be a big hit. One that’s sure to bring smiles to the faces of many.
-So it’s Nordhorn’s turn to try and sway Ali into thinking he isn’t a complete mute. Uhhhh, didn’t work. Ali asks him to tell her one thing about him that she doesn’t know. He says, “I’m funny. And I like Mexican food.” At this point, Chris should’ve just pulled the rip cord and gotten out of there. This couldn’t have gone any worse for him if he tried. He just Nordhorn’ed all over himself. What a Nordhorn. On scale of 1 to Nordhorn, I’d give him a Nordhorn for that performance. That was painful to watch. Sure it was edited, but lets be honest, its not like that guy came across as someone who is walking into a room and have everyone splitting their sides laughing hysterically at him. C’mon, I mean, he’s a Nordhorn. Only worse last name he could’ve possibly been stuck with was “Nerfherder”. Or “Pavelka”.
-I’m cutting this short today. No need to talk about Chris Lambton’s casual attire he wears to every rose ceremony, or the fact that Ali told Roberto she wouldn’t have approached him outside of this show because she thought he was too hot for her. Wow. And you wonder why she picked neither of those guys. I don’t know what was worse, Ali actually admitting that to Roberto, or Roberto coming back with “I don’t think I’m that hot.” Ha ha. Easy Cassanova. That makes two of us. Modesty certainly isn’t that guys best quality. The hot, Latin, salsa dancing, former college pitcher with an ERA in the 7′s is now embarrassed Ali called him hot. Ha ha. Sure he is. He ate that up like no one’s business. I was surprised Roberto even made it inside the hotel that night for the rose ceremony with his head swelled up that big. And Roberto, any time you want to actually tie the top button on your shirt when you have a tie on would be nice.
-Rose ceremony time. Justin, Kirk, and Ty have roses. Ali: “Heart racing…getting really real…getting so close…making tough choices like the one I have to make tonight…but when it came down to it, the thought of one day becoming Ali Nordhorn just wasn’t in the cards for me. Nor should it be for any other female. Ever.”
Frank: His paranoia only lasts for a couple more weeks. Then its “sh**-hits-the-fan” time.
Chris: Something tells me on his wedding day he’ll be in shorts and flip flops.
Roberto: He’s so hot, he doesn’t know what to do with himself.
“Ali, gentleman. This is the final rose tonight. Whenever you’re ready. Nordhorn or the supposed Reality Steve look-a-like. Good luck with this one. You’ll need it.”
Craig: If he would’ve lost out to Nordhorn, I think I actually would’ve felt bad. For myself.
I don’t even care or remember what Nordhorn said after he got booted. It couldn’t possibly have been anything interesting. I have heard though that ABC will be sending all his interviews to scientific laboratories that do research on insomnia. This is bound to cure it.
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If Ali picks no one she literally wasted not only an entire season of the bachelorette but also the hottest guy bachelorette has ever had! Let’s all hope Roberto is the next bachelor so this season is not a complete waste of time!!
Ali is shellshocked!!! First Justin “Rated R” humiliates her, then Frank, I mean what girl would be able to trust another guy on that show after this???!!!
I counted Ty saying “thank you” to Ali at least 5 times last night. Yeah, I know that was editing, but it sure made the guy look like a pussy.
Is it possible that Frank comes back to Ali at the “After the Final Rose” ceremony? I mean, he really seems like such an honest guy. Watching him, especially in the beginning, I really believed he was into her. It’s really hard to picture him lying to her about falling for her. He could have at least toned it down if so.
Is it possible The Bachelor is trying to do something different by having them get together at the ceremony? well…I guess it would be more of the same…coming back because they “made a mistake”… But still, they were the cutest and you could see that she genuinely liked him, more than the other guys, in my opinion. Is it possible? Or has the ceremony already been filmed?
Steve, could you tell your source that all the BS is actually turning AWAY viewers. After hearing the news, I lost all interest in the rest of the season. I’m not sure I’m even interested in the the next season of The Bachelor.
If they could get rid of the scripted lines and the choppy dialogue/screwy editing(real obvious they cut out certain words/actions/scenes and piece them together) the show could be great. I don’t want the excess drama. I’m just interested in watching and picking out two people falling in love. I want real clips and real lines.
I’m not sure why The Bachelor hasn’t begun airing on VH1, right after Flavor of Love…
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I just have a point to make….has anyone checked out this new girl that claims she was with Jake while he was with Vienna? Her online portfolio almost leads me to believe that she is this friend of Vienna’s because she’s from Florida, apparently born and raised. I don’t know. I don’t like Jake, but I don’t like Vienna. I think they both only want fame and fortune and that’s the whole reason they are doing all of this stuff. How many other contestants on the Bachelor(ette) have actually had this much publicity over their break up other than the whole Mesnick scandle? Really, this stuff happens all the time. They broke up. So what, but it’s crazy how they are just attacking one another. Get over it folks! Go your different ways. If you want fame, go get it. They aint hurting me none and if I don’t wanna watch them, I know how to turn the dang television off.
I am stunned at that Jake is being called gay now.
Ok. He might have towed the corporate line by throwing Wes under a bus and being a goof ball on DWTS, but what on earth?
Jake was one of the few bachelors who demonstrated standards and restraint. He was not ready to “use” /exploit women and demonstated a high level of respect. The fact that he did not use women — a reality show contestant he hardly knew — is more a t ribute to his character, than to gayness.
Why can’t a man act like a gentleman without being accused of being gay? He probably wants to save himself for marriage and to give himself to only one woman. His personal discipline should be applauded not scorned.
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