Bachelor Pad Spoilers

Your “Bachelor Pad” Spoilers – 6/30/10

This is without a doubt going to be an interesting show. Everything that I’ve been told that I post below did happen during filming. Are there other things that happen on the show? Sure. A lot of this stuff was told to me in a rush, so there could be minor details left out or what not, but the challenges, eliminations, and dates are all accurate. As I get to find out more, I will report that as well, but this is the gist of the season. The one thing that I don’t know much about, other than who gets eliminated when, is the actual elimination ceremonies. You’ll see that I tell you who goes home, but obviously, there’s decision making behind all that, and lying, and backstabbing, and drama, etc. That part I’m not aware of. I just know who goes home when. Once the episodes start airing, I guess we’ll see the reasoning behind these people’s exits and why.

One thing I found interesting once I heard who the 11 girls were that were cast, and then shown the cast photos, was “What’s the ratio of implants to non-implants?” It seemed like every chick on this show had them, but alas, I was wrong. Granted, it’s more than half, but only six of the eleven girls this season have implants. They are: Elizabeth, Gwen, Jessie, Gia, Krisily, and Ashley. Which leaves the five “natural” women being Peyton, Michelle, Tenley, Natalie, and Nikki. I think the wild card in all this was Nikki, since hers are so big and voluptuous, people just assumed they were fake. Nope. That would’ve tipped the scales to 7-to-4 in favor of implants vs non-implants. You know, just in case you were all keeping score of this at home. Ok, maybe that was just me.

So the basics:

-Show starts Aug. 9th, a week after Ali’s season ends, and runs for six episodes.
-Filming ended last week with four remaining people (2 “couples”). The whole cast is being brought back sometime in September, and in that taping, the final four will compete AS COUPLES against each other, so 2-on-2. The winning “couple” will then face off against each other 1-on-1 for the 250k prize supposedly voted on by the other contestants. Still not really clear on that, but that seems to be how the winner will be chosen.
–So yes, I’m told there will be a sole winner, and not a 250k prize divided up to a winning team. Although I wouldn’t put it past this show to change the rules at the end and make this some battle of “love vs money”. But I’ve been told the 250k prize will go to one person, and not two.
-All 19 contestants lived in bunk beds in the same living area, and the “fantasy suite” was upstairs in the mansion.
-On the mini-group dates, the person that is given a rose is immune from the next night’s vote and can’t be voted out. I sound like Probst now.
-The voting is done as follows: The guys meet and vote out a girl, and the girls meet to vote out a guy. This is done by the guys placing a headshot of the girl they want eliminated into a ballot box, and the girls do the same with a guys headshot. Chris and Melissa preside over these elimination ceremonies and pull the picture out to reveal who gets sent home. Ok, on to your spoilers…

1st challenge – Game of Twister. Came down to Craig McKinnon from Canada and Jessie Sulidis. Craig won. He took Jessie, Gwen, and Elizabeth on a date. Went to the Greek Theater in LA. He chose to give the rose to Jessie, then they continued on with their date and saw someone in concert. Can’t remember who though. Some band. Craig and Jessie were presented a fantasy suite card to spend the night upstairs. At first they were going to, then decided it against it. They never hooked up. And when I use the term “hook up” in this column, I mean “making out”. From what I was told, there was very little sex happening in this house. But hey, it could’ve been they were sneaking around and I didn’t find out. Only two people were known to be having sex and that’s Jesse Kovacs and Elizabeth Kitt. They’re the only two people on this show who came into it as an actual couple. They’ve been dating for a few months. And having lots of sex I’m sure. Juan and Michelle are the first two voted out of the house.

2nd challenge – Pie Eating Contest. Guys vs. guys, girls vs. girls. Whoever can eat the most in a certain amout of time wins. People were getting sick and puking. Gia won for the girls, Weatherman won for the guys.

Gia took Wes, Craig, and Jesse Beck on a date somewhere in LA. They went into some tent that had a Moroccan theme. Gia gave Wes the rose. They didn’t hook up. Don’t think they were offered fantasy suite either.

Weatherman took Gwen, Ashley, and Peyton on his date. They all got in bikinis at some painting place where their bodies were on a canvas or something like that. Weatherman gave a rose to Gwen. No fantasy suite. No hooking up for them.

During this time, these were the people who were hooking up back at the house: Jesse Beck and Natalie were making out, Dave and Jessie Sulidis made out in a hot tub, and Jesse Kovacs and Elizabeth were making babies. However, something went down where people turned on Jessie and Craig because they thought they were forming some sort of alliance from their first date, and Jessie and Craig were the next two voted out of the house.

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33 Comments

  1. Kate

    June 30, 2010 at 6:04 AM

    Love this show! I think the spoilers make it even funnier to watch! I think I’ll always watch this show – how can you not? It’s just too corny!!

    Found a non-related funny blog I wanted to pass on. I’m all about blogs lately!

    Check out http://www.wishfulthinkerphd.blogspot.com

    And no, it’s not mine! I’ve yet to set up a blog of any sort. :)

  2. lisa e

    June 30, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    Ha! Just LOVE that Gia won the pie-eating contest!! Who better to win that one?? She is a famous bulimic according to the hockey crowd… just check those blogs. They always speak of what a nutter she is. Getting hysterical, making false accusations, paranoia, and of course, the other [slanderous] mental issues. The baseball crowd (the serious fans) were also very happy to have her off the premises.

  3. mja

    June 30, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    I’m surprised that the Weatherman made it to the 3rd elimination! I’m really looking forward to watching this show.

  4. realitybytes

    June 30, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Sounds like Survivor on Viagra! Trash TV at its best. Can’t wait, but I’ll need to watch plenty of Discovery Channel to counteract all this fluff! :)
    RS – I love that you spoiled only the technical aspects of the show, and not the human elements. It will definetly be interesting to see how this all plays out now that there’s cold hard cash at stake!

  5. CaliGirl

    June 30, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Steve, Have you seen the article US Weekly just posted on their site? They are claiming that Ali found love on the show and is engaged. I know you said you have five sources that told you she ends up alone at the end of the show. Thoughts?

  6. kate1989

    June 30, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Yes , I would also like to know about Us Weekly saying she’s engaged????

  7. KathyZ

    June 30, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    Wow! Weathersissy made it through the first cut! That’s surprising. Knowing all the info I’m already looking forward to BP2. Have a great 4th!

  8. vapudlak

    June 30, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    I just want to know if Jesse Beck is still single

  9. Tahitian Bath

    June 30, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Who here is saddened to here that Crazy Michele was jettisoned so quickly before forcibly smothering Jonathon in an avalanche of “marry-me-now-you-fool!” kisses?

    Or saddened to hear Juan didn’t get the chance to clean Dave’s clock?

    That just ain’t right.

  10. dr8834

    June 30, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    Well we can definitely tell the contestants have more control on this shows. otherwise crazy michelle would’ve hung out for a while with craig and the weatherman.

  11. jkc50

    June 30, 2010 at 11:24 PM

    Yes, Jason is a jerk to the 100th power and his v-mails to Jessica were so phony in sincerity, but as far as promoting his career goes, If you’re going to knock him for that, then you better think twice about the biggest reason Ali is on this show. She knows its the yellow brick road to OZ and I’ll bet anyone (or I would if I had anything to bet) that in the not so distant future, she will be hosting a show or maybe even have her own. I don’t need some old man’s locker room towel to cry on for her giving up her career and apartment for this “journey.” The camera loves Ali and she’ll be in front of it, conveniently, without a hubby to get in the way.

  12. jkc50

    June 30, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    OOPS–How do I delete my other post?–I didn’t realize I was on the wrong topic.

  13. Fergie

    July 1, 2010 at 8:10 AM

    Figured Tenley & Kip would hook up. They seemed destined for each other.

    Thanks for the info, RS!

  14. medavinci

    July 2, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    I HOPE TO GOODNESS that Ali NEVER gets a show! Her voice is so grating on my nerves. Even my 15 year old daughter said she sounds like she’s on helium and talks like she has marbles in her mouth. Very very annoying. I loved her when jake was the bachelor but that’s because we didn’t get to hear her all the time….2 guys bailed out on her so there must be something irritating about her after all.

  15. JakeSnake

    July 3, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    Lisa —

    I totally agree. I never understood why Gia had such a following. To me, she was obviously unstable and just mentally ill. Firstly, throughout the show, she dressed like a sl*t– with harlot red lipstick, and sticking her inflated, silicon implants out of her dress. She also would shove her butt in Jake’s face and walked like a street walker — and then announced on national TV that she would “give herself” to Jake (ie, bed him down in order to win the prize.) SHe then mounted him on their one on one date — tried to play hide and seek and then began mounting. Who does this?

    No woman with any sense of mental health would do these things.

    Her conversations were also utterly bizarre and delusional. I remember her discussion with Jake amounted to wanting to buy a pot bellied pig (like George Clooney) and to adopt children from the third world (like Angelina and Brad.) It’s like her only frame of reference was whatever she was able to glean from gossip magazines. How stupid is this woman?

    I thought she was borderline illiterate. Didn’t she drop out of school too?

    Everyone seemed to like her because she csame off as so nice, but she was a nasty, disgusting harlot who threw herself at Jake and probably every other man she encountered. All I saw was this glassy eyed, street smart, jaded tart who tried to pout, expose herself and flutter her eye lashes into a win.

    Gia selling her body for attention? When has that happend before? Oh, yes, her Maxim commercial in which she is giggling while bending over and duct taping her b88bs together. No wonder she got along so well with Vienna.

    I think she was nice on the show as her publicist advised her to keep up a positive persona — and I think she knew she had absolutely nothing of substance to say. Her only currency is her sexuality. Physically she is repulsive with her fake b**bs, that Joker smile, her constructed face, and her sl*ty, immodest dress. Her demeanor is also just rancid and dirty — like a street hooker.

    She has absolutely nothing going for her…beyond pheremones. I think it reflects how degraded our society has become that this sl*t even had a following and that people wanted her to be the next bachelor. Yes, Gia, we know you love to get laid and that you are boy crazy and completely cluessless about how you live your life.

    I totally believe you about the bulimia. Seriously, all of her energy goes into her looks. I can see she has no self control (She can’t even say no to guys who try to pick her up), stuffs her face, and then purges to keep her body in shape — so people wil still want her.

    DIsgusting, nasty pig.

    I read the posts about her online too — people who know her think she is an unstable loon. I can totally see her getting hysterical, making false accusations, and being an utterly pain in the @ss to be around. She is not smart enough to process things intelligently or logically and has a false sense of reality — as exemplified by her belief that Jake actually wanted her to thrust her fat ass in his face on national TV (she was shocked when she saw his look of disgust as her nastines.) and aspires to share the eccentricities of celebrities.

    Gia, you’re not a star. You’re a dime store harlot — and you are a bimbo people watch for amusement, much like the Joker. No one respects you. The only context in which people esteem her is her sexuality. I hear men talking about how they want to bed her — but no one seems to care about any other side to her.

    There is no way someone with that kind of history and way of relating to the world is healthy or mentally sound. I am not at all surprised Wes didn’t want her either. He probably was attracted as many men are — because she is a loose floozy who lets it all hang out and exudes pheremones due to her accessibility and wilingness to bed anyone/everyone — and her constant obsession with the deed. But once men get to know her — as Jake did — they are turned of and realize what an insipid, crazy bimbo she really is.

    Gia brings nothing to the table. Sorry, but good looking women are a dime a dozen, and Gia is not that extraordinary in her looks. Beyond tht, she has nothing going for her.

    I am not at all surprised this dumb twit got voted off early. Good riddance to her.

  16. JakeSnake

    July 3, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    Mendavinci,

    Ali has poise and is thoughtful and potentially charismatic. She also has classical good looks and is reasonably smart. I think she has a future as a TV anchorwoman or presenter.

    Yes, her laugh is annoying and she could stand to be more expressive — but these things can be improved with little coaching.

    I don’t see Ali being bright or big enough to be given her own show. (Melissa Rycroft is a natural performer). Ali is too uptight to be able to go all the way..but she might wind up with something alone the lines of what Deanna had — like hosting a cable/online show.

    My feeling is that her 15 minutes of fame will not last long. Really, there is not much which is special or unique about Ali, and once her Bachelorette fame has subsided, I think the country will move on without her.

    I have to say – that my opinion of Ali was lowered after seeing how far she sunk to emasculate and degrade Justin for ratings. She is a bully and classless, tactless woman and corporate shill. She is also unlikable — and therefore will not likely command high ratings in the long run.

    JMHO

  17. lisa e

    July 3, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    Well, JakeSnake, just happened to head back over here and noticed your posting referring to mine.
    You have Gia fleshed out pretty accurately, I would agree.. not to slam her further, but, as a transplanted New Yorker (over a dozen yrs now as a NYorker), I have to point out that she is less than a dime a dozen. Her demeanor, her flash, her VOICE, her family (scary!)– so much indicate that she is no more than a half-step above the Jersey Shore Crowd! Whom we love to laugh AT, right?
    We shake our heads at the Gina’s (her real name) of the world in NYC.

    FYI, Ali is super sharp, extraordinarily intelligent (graduated at the top of her class – HS & college), was dating a PhD candidate at Stanford, which is what got her out to the SFO area. I actually hope she says “NO” to Hollywood and continues her career in the business world. She is very real, down-to-earth, not calculated like Melissa Rycroft, who ought to be off the air by now.

  18. allim

    July 5, 2010 at 8:18 AM

    Loved your column this week!!! But as other women have commented about gym locker rooms, what they say is true! Most of the women that walk around naked are much older, with lots of veins, sagging skin and two asses. Sorry to crush your image of young, hot ladies getting sweaty in the sauna!

    Now onto Ali! You’ve already said that she chooses no one, which is likely best! She doesn’t think she’s hot enough for Roberto, Chris is way too laid back for her, and Kirk is a little weird. Maybe she’ll find her guy on some movie set! As for Frank, at least he was able to “man up” and tell her face to face he wants to be with his ex. Good for him! As a side comment, you are way better looking than Craig! I can see how people say you look like him (or vice versa), but you’re way better looking!

  19. Wing

    July 6, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    I love your site. It makes the shows worth watching. I feel like a total moron for being sucked into the drama. ha ha!! Not anymore. I follow you and tell everyone about your site. I love the recaps after the shows. Your wit is….. well, attractive. 😉

  20. jcrew617

    July 7, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    Hey Steve, why did Melissa choose to get back with Fliess? I thought she hated him and the other producers. Did they patch things up and pay her a lot of money, or is she desperate for TV fame?

  21. Tricia

    July 8, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    I’m really suprised that Wes is one of the contestants on the Bachelor Pad. From his interview with you and the fact that he did not appear on the Men Tell All episode for fear of more shameless editing from the producers, I would think he would want nothing more to do whatsoever with the Bachelor/ette or anything associated with it.

  22. thewipf

    August 9, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    I’m wondering how this show was pitched to these people. It seems odd that Wes would ever have anything to with the bachelor franchise again. It is also surprising that Tenley is on here too.

  23. Lucetto

    August 10, 2010 at 5:27 AM

    Great show last night, cant wait for next Monday !!! When is Reality Steve going to comment on last nights show ????

  24. mja

    August 10, 2010 at 6:27 AM

    Lucetto, If RS comments on the same schedule he usually does after the Bachelor/ette shows, it will probably be late this morning or early this afternoon.

  25. reagak

    August 10, 2010 at 7:42 AM

    Can’t wait to read what you write about last night’s episode. Your spoilers were dead on. You must have some great sources!

  26. Lucetto

    August 10, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    thanks mja ! :0)

  27. Lucetto

    August 10, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    i just notice, it says I wrote the last comment at 8:31, but actually it was 12:32. thats probably why, reality steves comment havent showed up !!!! I’ll wait !!!

  28. AATxCutee

    August 10, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    Haha, I think RS quit after the big broo-ha-ha of being wrong about Ali’s choice. He hasn’t posted since his 5 page rant vendetta against ABC.

  29. Dianne

    August 10, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    Holy! We can all see that lisa e, and JakeSnake are personal friends of Ali’s. Girls, don’t make it look so obvious for heaven’s sake! JakeSnake, you gotta get over your hate-on for Gia. Wow!

  30. sam92

    August 10, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    RS– Please elaborate on what went down (no pun intended) with Elizabeth Kitts and Jessie Kovacs in Breckenridge. You indicate this is common knowledge so I feel left out.

    Thanks!

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