3rd Challenge – Here’s where it starts getting interesting. A Kissing Contest. Everybody left must be blindfolded and make out with everyone left of the opposite sex. Ashley Elmore didn’t participate because she wanted no part of it. But Gia certainly did. Ha ha…I’m sure her boyfriend will be thrilled. Dave was voted best kisser by the girls. He took Natalie, Krisily, and Nikki to the Mirage in Vegas. On this date, Natalie gets the rose, and all I was told about this was, “Dave and Natalie end up in the topless pool at the Mirage. Draw your own conclusions from there.” So apparently Natalie has moved on already from Jesse Beck considering she’s possibly topless in a Vegas pool with Dave. Yes, they had the pool all to themselves. Which is why I think the top probably came off, but I’m still not sure yet. Awesome regardless.
Peyton voted best kisser by the guys. Don’t know who she took on her group date, but she ended up giving the rose to Jesse Beck and they went drag car racing. They ended up being the first “couple” to use the fantasy suite. Awwwwwww sh**! Bow-chicka-bow-bow. And to think I had all these pure thoughts in my head about Peyton less than a week ago that I expressed here on the site. Corrupted by Jesse Beck. Bastard. The Weatherman and Gia were voted off next. Note: When Gia got eliminated, it was a tie between her and Krisily. The guy who was safe from elimination that night, Dave (for winning the kissing contest), was the one who cast the deciding vote. He decided to keep Krisily over Gia. 8/23/10 – Woops. Someone just notified me that this said Krisily and not Elizabeth this whole time. Don’t know why I wrote Krisily’s name, but yeah, as you saw last night, it was Elizabeth vs Gia in the elimination.
4th Challenge – Questionnaire. Everyone had to privately answer questions about other people in the house. I wish I knew more, but these were very intrusive questions and started stirring up drama. Apparently they hadn’t gotten the hookups and fighting they’d hoped for up to this point, so this questionnaire really brought out some claws. Here are a few of the questions I know were on it:
Who has the worst boob job in the house? Elizabeth was voted #1. Not surprising.
Who is the most promiscuous/slutty in the house? Not sure who got the most votes on this one.
Who is the stupidest girl in the house? Not sure on this one either.
So everyone answers anonymously, they gather everyone’s answers, then they have a consensus of who everyone voted for for each question. The next morning, the answers are read aloud to everyone. Major cat fighting, back stabbing, lying, crying, etc. People got very offended and hurt when finding out what people had written about them. Anyway, Tenley had the most answers right and took Kiptyn to a “private island” for their date. I don’t know what “private island” means and neither did any of the sources, but having lived in LA for a long time, my only guess is they went to Catalina. There are no other “islands” close by. I’m sure they made out. Wes and Krisily were the next two voted off the show.
So at this point, there are 11 people left. 4 guys, 7 girls. Jesse Kovacs, Dave, Kiptyn, and Jesse Beck. Each of the guys is told they have to save 1 girl, and this is who they saved:
Jesse Beck and Peyton
Dave and Natalie
Jesse Kovacs and Elizabeth
Kiptyn and Tenley
There was no challenge. Ashley, Nikki, and Gwen are sent home because basically, well, the guys left didn’t want to hook up with them or whatever. I mean, it was obvious Jesse Beck would save Peyton considering they had just spent the night together, Kiptyn would save Tenley, and Jesse Kovacs would save his girlfriend Elizabeth . So the only one possibly in question was who Dave was gonna save, and he chose Natalie over the other three because she put out. Ha ha.
Now, after this at some point, is the dancing challenge that Jake, Trista, and Jillian judge. I’m guessing Tenley or the Tenley/Kiptyn duo win that due to her dance background. Don’t know if it goes from 8 to 6 and 6 down to 4, or if it just goes from 8 down to 4, but the final 4 are:
Dave and Natalie
Tenley and Kiptyn
So when they go back to film in September, Dave and Natalie will compete against Tenley and Kiptyn in some sort of challenge. No idea what this could be. An obstacle course maybe? Kiptyn and Dave in an Ab-off while Natalie and Tenley have a giggle fest? I don’t know. I just know the winning team makes it to the finals where they’ll compete against each other. Who knows what’ll happen, but like I said earlier, don’t put it past this show to turn this into a twist and say, “Well, you can compete against each other with the sole winner getting 250k, or, you can agree to split the money and go have intercourse.” Or, the rest of the cast votes on a winner, and then that winner has the option to keep the money themselves, or split it with their “partner”. Wouldn’t be surprised at all. This is the first run of this series. There really don’t seem to be any set rules and they can do what they want since no precedent has been set.
Added information posted in 7/12/10 column:
-Yes, Natalie does take her top off during her 1-on-1 time making out with Dave in the Mirage topless pool. But kinda like Ali’s date with Jesse Beck earlier this season, they’re the only two people at the pool, so it’s not like she stripped for a bunch of people. Just Dave. And horny cameramen.
-As for how people are voted out, I did mention that the girls would get together and decide on one guy, and the guys would decide one girl. Yes, that’s how it happens. However, each person goes individually into their ITM and drops the headshot of the person they want gone into a box. So you could be in with your group of girls saying, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, let’s vote so-and-so out”, but then change your vote when you get in your ITM because no one would know. Chris and Melissa only reveal which person is going home at the elimination ceremonies, not who got how many votes. I believe that’s why a couple of the eliminations ended up surprising people.
-As for Gia participating in the kissing contest even though she has a boyfriend, yes, she did participate. That’s the extent of what I know. I never said she made out with all of them. I just said she participated and that “I’m sure her boyfriend will be thrilled.” I’m guessing she didn’t tongue down with every guy left.
-And the real good info I was looking for: More questions and answers from that questionnaire. I was able to get three more, including what the consensus answer was to each one that everyone voted on.
Dumbest girl in the house? Gwen
Fakest girl in the house? Nikki
Most shallow girl in the house? Elizabeth
So that’s what I got. I’m sure A LOT of the drama will center around all the eliminations with people scrambling trying to save their own asses, and girls backstabbing each other to the guys to get people voted off. That stuff I’m not sure about. However, if you break it down by numbers, here is the surprising aspect that I found about the show:
-Not counting the kissing contest where essentially everyone tongue raped everyone else, only 5 of the 11 girls hooked up with anyone, and 4 of them ended up as the last 4 women standing. Jessie Sulidis was the only other girl outside the final 4 girls to get any action when her and Dave went at it in the tub early on in the season. Natalie I believe was the only female to “double up”, as she made out with Jesse Beck in the beginning, then Dave later.
-As for the guys, only 4 of the 8 guys got any action, and those were the last 4 guys standing. Dave and Jesse Beck were the two males to “double up”, as Dave made out with Jessie Sulidis early on, then Natalie later. Jesse Beck made out with Natalie early on, then was with Peyton. Wes, Weatherman, Juan, and Craig got no ass. Sorry boys. REAL shocked to hear Weathersissy couldn’t get laid in that house. I mean, stunned…ha ha. However, I’m really surprised Wes didn’t try to take down Gia. I mean, he’s 1-on-1 with her and he doesn’t even try? Huh? How is that possible? That’s not the Wes I know. Something must’ve happened that I wasn’t informed about because I know Wes always thought she was hot, and Gia was the one who gave him the rose. Maybe she was being real frigid because of her boyfriend. Who knows?
So I’d say Gia’s early exit is probably the biggest surprise to me from what I’ve been told, with the Peyton/Jesse Beck hookup taking a close second. Did NOT see Peyton with him at all. My image of her is totally blown now. Booooooooooooo. And disappointed in my girl Krisily. She’s boy crazy. Pretty surprised she couldn’t get one of these guys to at least make out with her. I think without a doubt, this show is going to be a success. Look, if people can develop that close of an attachment to these “characters” while they’re on the “Bachelor/ette”, no doubt they will watch them in this element which is completely different. You’re not going on phony unrealistic dates where the grand prize at the end is basically a relationship that will ultimately fail. This is a 1-in-19 shot to win 250k, all the while partying, drinking, and hooking up with people you’re already familiar with. I fully expect we’ll see a “Bachelor Pad 2″. No doubt.
Ok, well I’m off to California in a few hours, so, I hope everyone enjoys their 4th of July weekend. I’m sure there’ll be some tabloid story that breaks in the next few days which will have people asking me a bunch of questions, but I’m gonna try and stay away from all of it at least so I can enjoy time with friends and family. You should too. It’s ok not to think about this show and this franchise every single hour of every day. Trust me, you’ll still live. However, if you really feel the need to contact me, all my information is in the “Contact Me” link at the top of the page. See you all next week. Take care.
Love this show! I think the spoilers make it even funnier to watch! I think I’ll always watch this show – how can you not? It’s just too corny!!
Found a non-related funny blog I wanted to pass on. I’m all about blogs lately!
Check out http://www.wishfulthinkerphd.blogspot.com
And no, it’s not mine! I’ve yet to set up a blog of any sort.
Ha! Just LOVE that Gia won the pie-eating contest!! Who better to win that one?? She is a famous bulimic according to the hockey crowd… just check those blogs. They always speak of what a nutter she is. Getting hysterical, making false accusations, paranoia, and of course, the other [slanderous] mental issues. The baseball crowd (the serious fans) were also very happy to have her off the premises.
I’m surprised that the Weatherman made it to the 3rd elimination! I’m really looking forward to watching this show.
Sounds like Survivor on Viagra! Trash TV at its best. Can’t wait, but I’ll need to watch plenty of Discovery Channel to counteract all this fluff!
RS – I love that you spoiled only the technical aspects of the show, and not the human elements. It will definetly be interesting to see how this all plays out now that there’s cold hard cash at stake!
Steve, Have you seen the article US Weekly just posted on their site? They are claiming that Ali found love on the show and is engaged. I know you said you have five sources that told you she ends up alone at the end of the show. Thoughts?
Yes , I would also like to know about Us Weekly saying she’s engaged????
Wow! Weathersissy made it through the first cut! That’s surprising. Knowing all the info I’m already looking forward to BP2. Have a great 4th!
I just want to know if Jesse Beck is still single
Who here is saddened to here that Crazy Michele was jettisoned so quickly before forcibly smothering Jonathon in an avalanche of “marry-me-now-you-fool!” kisses?
Or saddened to hear Juan didn’t get the chance to clean Dave’s clock?
That just ain’t right.
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Well we can definitely tell the contestants have more control on this shows. otherwise crazy michelle would’ve hung out for a while with craig and the weatherman.
Yes, Jason is a jerk to the 100th power and his v-mails to Jessica were so phony in sincerity, but as far as promoting his career goes, If you’re going to knock him for that, then you better think twice about the biggest reason Ali is on this show. She knows its the yellow brick road to OZ and I’ll bet anyone (or I would if I had anything to bet) that in the not so distant future, she will be hosting a show or maybe even have her own. I don’t need some old man’s locker room towel to cry on for her giving up her career and apartment for this “journey.” The camera loves Ali and she’ll be in front of it, conveniently, without a hubby to get in the way.
OOPS–How do I delete my other post?–I didn’t realize I was on the wrong topic.
Figured Tenley & Kip would hook up. They seemed destined for each other.
Thanks for the info, RS!
I HOPE TO GOODNESS that Ali NEVER gets a show! Her voice is so grating on my nerves. Even my 15 year old daughter said she sounds like she’s on helium and talks like she has marbles in her mouth. Very very annoying. I loved her when jake was the bachelor but that’s because we didn’t get to hear her all the time….2 guys bailed out on her so there must be something irritating about her after all.
Lisa –
I totally agree. I never understood why Gia had such a following. To me, she was obviously unstable and just mentally ill. Firstly, throughout the show, she dressed like a sl*t– with harlot red lipstick, and sticking her inflated, silicon implants out of her dress. She also would shove her butt in Jake’s face and walked like a street walker — and then announced on national TV that she would “give herself” to Jake (ie, bed him down in order to win the prize.) SHe then mounted him on their one on one date — tried to play hide and seek and then began mounting. Who does this?
No woman with any sense of mental health would do these things.
Her conversations were also utterly bizarre and delusional. I remember her discussion with Jake amounted to wanting to buy a pot bellied pig (like George Clooney) and to adopt children from the third world (like Angelina and Brad.) It’s like her only frame of reference was whatever she was able to glean from gossip magazines. How stupid is this woman?
I thought she was borderline illiterate. Didn’t she drop out of school too?
Everyone seemed to like her because she csame off as so nice, but she was a nasty, disgusting harlot who threw herself at Jake and probably every other man she encountered. All I saw was this glassy eyed, street smart, jaded tart who tried to pout, expose herself and flutter her eye lashes into a win.
Gia selling her body for attention? When has that happend before? Oh, yes, her Maxim commercial in which she is giggling while bending over and duct taping her b88bs together. No wonder she got along so well with Vienna.
I think she was nice on the show as her publicist advised her to keep up a positive persona — and I think she knew she had absolutely nothing of substance to say. Her only currency is her sexuality. Physically she is repulsive with her fake b**bs, that Joker smile, her constructed face, and her sl*ty, immodest dress. Her demeanor is also just rancid and dirty — like a street hooker.
She has absolutely nothing going for her…beyond pheremones. I think it reflects how degraded our society has become that this sl*t even had a following and that people wanted her to be the next bachelor. Yes, Gia, we know you love to get laid and that you are boy crazy and completely cluessless about how you live your life.
I totally believe you about the bulimia. Seriously, all of her energy goes into her looks. I can see she has no self control (She can’t even say no to guys who try to pick her up), stuffs her face, and then purges to keep her body in shape — so people wil still want her.
DIsgusting, nasty pig.
I read the posts about her online too — people who know her think she is an unstable loon. I can totally see her getting hysterical, making false accusations, and being an utterly pain in the @ss to be around. She is not smart enough to process things intelligently or logically and has a false sense of reality — as exemplified by her belief that Jake actually wanted her to thrust her fat ass in his face on national TV (she was shocked when she saw his look of disgust as her nastines.) and aspires to share the eccentricities of celebrities.
Gia, you’re not a star. You’re a dime store harlot — and you are a bimbo people watch for amusement, much like the Joker. No one respects you. The only context in which people esteem her is her sexuality. I hear men talking about how they want to bed her — but no one seems to care about any other side to her.
There is no way someone with that kind of history and way of relating to the world is healthy or mentally sound. I am not at all surprised Wes didn’t want her either. He probably was attracted as many men are — because she is a loose floozy who lets it all hang out and exudes pheremones due to her accessibility and wilingness to bed anyone/everyone — and her constant obsession with the deed. But once men get to know her — as Jake did — they are turned of and realize what an insipid, crazy bimbo she really is.
Gia brings nothing to the table. Sorry, but good looking women are a dime a dozen, and Gia is not that extraordinary in her looks. Beyond tht, she has nothing going for her.
I am not at all surprised this dumb twit got voted off early. Good riddance to her.
Mendavinci,
Ali has poise and is thoughtful and potentially charismatic. She also has classical good looks and is reasonably smart. I think she has a future as a TV anchorwoman or presenter.
Yes, her laugh is annoying and she could stand to be more expressive — but these things can be improved with little coaching.
I don’t see Ali being bright or big enough to be given her own show. (Melissa Rycroft is a natural performer). Ali is too uptight to be able to go all the way..but she might wind up with something alone the lines of what Deanna had — like hosting a cable/online show.
My feeling is that her 15 minutes of fame will not last long. Really, there is not much which is special or unique about Ali, and once her Bachelorette fame has subsided, I think the country will move on without her.
I have to say – that my opinion of Ali was lowered after seeing how far she sunk to emasculate and degrade Justin for ratings. She is a bully and classless, tactless woman and corporate shill. She is also unlikable — and therefore will not likely command high ratings in the long run.
JMHO
Well, JakeSnake, just happened to head back over here and noticed your posting referring to mine.
You have Gia fleshed out pretty accurately, I would agree.. not to slam her further, but, as a transplanted New Yorker (over a dozen yrs now as a NYorker), I have to point out that she is less than a dime a dozen. Her demeanor, her flash, her VOICE, her family (scary!)– so much indicate that she is no more than a half-step above the Jersey Shore Crowd! Whom we love to laugh AT, right?
We shake our heads at the Gina’s (her real name) of the world in NYC.
FYI, Ali is super sharp, extraordinarily intelligent (graduated at the top of her class – HS & college), was dating a PhD candidate at Stanford, which is what got her out to the SFO area. I actually hope she says “NO” to Hollywood and continues her career in the business world. She is very real, down-to-earth, not calculated like Melissa Rycroft, who ought to be off the air by now.
Loved your column this week!!! But as other women have commented about gym locker rooms, what they say is true! Most of the women that walk around naked are much older, with lots of veins, sagging skin and two asses. Sorry to crush your image of young, hot ladies getting sweaty in the sauna!
Now onto Ali! You’ve already said that she chooses no one, which is likely best! She doesn’t think she’s hot enough for Roberto, Chris is way too laid back for her, and Kirk is a little weird. Maybe she’ll find her guy on some movie set! As for Frank, at least he was able to “man up” and tell her face to face he wants to be with his ex. Good for him! As a side comment, you are way better looking than Craig! I can see how people say you look like him (or vice versa), but you’re way better looking!
I love your site. It makes the shows worth watching. I feel like a total moron for being sucked into the drama. ha ha!! Not anymore. I follow you and tell everyone about your site. I love the recaps after the shows. Your wit is….. well, attractive.
Hey Steve, why did Melissa choose to get back with Fliess? I thought she hated him and the other producers. Did they patch things up and pay her a lot of money, or is she desperate for TV fame?
I’m really suprised that Wes is one of the contestants on the Bachelor Pad. From his interview with you and the fact that he did not appear on the Men Tell All episode for fear of more shameless editing from the producers, I would think he would want nothing more to do whatsoever with the Bachelor/ette or anything associated with it.
I’m wondering how this show was pitched to these people. It seems odd that Wes would ever have anything to with the bachelor franchise again. It is also surprising that Tenley is on here too.
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Great show last night, cant wait for next Monday !!! When is Reality Steve going to comment on last nights show ????
Lucetto, If RS comments on the same schedule he usually does after the Bachelor/ette shows, it will probably be late this morning or early this afternoon.
Can’t wait to read what you write about last night’s episode. Your spoilers were dead on. You must have some great sources!
thanks mja ! :0)
i just notice, it says I wrote the last comment at 8:31, but actually it was 12:32. thats probably why, reality steves comment havent showed up !!!! I’ll wait !!!
Haha, I think RS quit after the big broo-ha-ha of being wrong about Ali’s choice. He hasn’t posted since his 5 page rant vendetta against ABC.
Holy! We can all see that lisa e, and JakeSnake are personal friends of Ali’s. Girls, don’t make it look so obvious for heaven’s sake! JakeSnake, you gotta get over your hate-on for Gia. Wow!
RS– Please elaborate on what went down (no pun intended) with Elizabeth Kitts and Jessie Kovacs in Breckenridge. You indicate this is common knowledge so I feel left out.
Thanks!