The challenge was a water balloon toss. Seriously at this point, I think the producers just mailed it in. A water balloon toss? Is this 8th grade Field Day? Once the couples drop it three times, they’re out. Jesse and Peyton were the first ones gone since Peyton had a hard time catching hers. She dropped three in a row. Next to go were Strawberry Shortcake and Kiptyn. Kiptyn dropped three because Shortcake threw hers underhand like she was rolling a bowling ball granny style. And oh yeah, counted “One…Two…Threeeeeeeeeee!!!!” Like I said, shoot me now. Then Kovacs and Elizabeth were done because she couldn’t keep the balloon from exploding. Not the first time it’s happened with her, and I’m sure it won’t be the last. Dave and Natalie are winners. Hey, she might be a bridesmaid, but Natalie sure can handle a water balloon with the best of them.
My favorite part of this challenge was that every time there was a successful catch, the guys kept having to take a step back. Yet every time the girls threw them a balloon, then had to inevitably take about 3-4 steps in to catch it. Nice rules. That’s like allowing the free throw shooter to step inside the line before releasing the ball. What’s the point of having them move back if they’re allowed to run up to catch the balloon? As I said earlier, this show just seemed to be winging everything as they went along, and as long as they got the final eight, and then final six that they did, they couldn’t give a damn about how anything else turned out. Why would they? Ashley, Gwen, Nikki, Michelle, Juan, the Weatherman, Jessie ? all gone. It’s what they wanted from Day 1 and that’s what they got. Kinda funny how the six people who hung out the most before the show started were the final six people standing. Sure, the outsiders had a chance to vote them out, but it’s awfully convenient how everything ended up. The Insiders definitely had an advantage coming into the game, and if you weren’t tight with others in the house, you were definitely at a disadvantage. Nice show.
While Dave and Natalie are waiting for their date to start, Jesse and Elizabeth start getting horny and need a place to release their sexual tension. They go outside to the front (where I’m sure they were told to go), and Dave and Natalie’s yellow sports car is out front. So those two decide to christen it with all their cooties. What the cameras didn’t show was after Jesse and Elizabeth left to go back inside, the car started coughing and throwing up blood and had to be taken to the hospital for STD testing. Turns out the car has gonorrhea. Nonetheless, Dave and Natalie take it for a whirl down PCH, pull over to the side of the road, have some car sex, then start posing on top of the car like they’re modeling for a pin-up calendar. It was all very cute and nauseating at the same time.
Once they got to their destination (I don’t know where it was since I was fast forwarding) Dave tries to win the hearts of others that could possibly be voting for him in the end by talking about the rough relationship he currently have with his dad. Hell, Johnny Fairplay lied about having a dead grandmother to win over votes. I have no idea if Dave’s story is true or not. It very well may be. I just know that this is a game and the guy is trying to win votes from the cast members who are watching the show. If he really put a chair threw a wall like he said he did after an argument with his dad, well then, I’d hide the women and children from this guy. I wasn’t there for the argument he had with Pops, but something tells me his dad said to him, “Son, when are you going to stop going on these cruises and reunions for this stupid show and get a real job.” Just a hunch.
Back at the mansion, Kovacs and Elizabeth’s hormone levels have blown off the charts and they need to get naked with each other immediately. Like, right this second. So Elizabeth decides they should “sneak” into the fantasy suite. Not really sneaking when cameras are following you the whole time and producers were pretty much encouraging you too so they knew they’d have footage of you two doing it. Once in bed, the conversation couldn’t have been more awkward if they tried. Elizabeth: “Do you remember the first time we met?” Oooh, oooh, oooh, I do! I do! It was in Breckenridge. And within hours, you were doing it. Ahhhh, what memories. You really held out for him, didn’t you? Basically Elizabeth goes in to full on crazy mode. She’s naked with a guy in bed, knowing full well she wants to have sex with him, yet is asking for some romance. And says he doesn’t put enough effort out for her, and on and on and on she went. Seriously, she needs to just shut up. She knew she wanted to have sex with him, and he wanted to get laid. So what does she do? Has sex with him, then questions him about it afterwards. Yeah, that’s what every guy wants to hear post-coitus. You might as well have been speaking Chinese at that point because he wasn’t listening or understanding a word you said.
Elizabeth: “I feel kind of a like a stupid girl.” Why? Cuz you forgot your gingko biloba pills or your birth control pills? Elizabeth won’t stop grilling him about what they are, how much she loves him, and how much she doesn’t see it reciprocated on his part. Oh boy. It’s quite obvious why these two currently aren’t together. He knows he has her wrapped around his finger and she keeps running back to him whenever he wants some. I think it’s time to cut your losses Lizzie and focus your attention on one of the other male whores in this clique. Ain’t gonna happen with Kovacs. Don’t think so? All you needed to hear was him the next morning when you were still talking about it and his response to the camera is, “We need to forget about last night’s conversation and concentrate on the game.” Translation: I got laid, now it’s time to try and win $250k. Quit nagging me. I love how the show didn’t even try to hide the fact these two had sex. Usually they’ll just allude to it, or have giggling and slurping going on. Nope. Not this time. Elizabeth gives him some, then afterwards immediately starts questioning it. Oh shutup. You knew exactly what you were doing and thought that the sex would change his mind. It didn’t. He wins, you lose. Next.
As for the voting, I loved how they show Natalie and Tenley off conspiring about changing their votes and getting Kovacs and Tenley out of the game. Basically, the editing had everyone convinced that’s exactly who they voted for, yet, they never did. Once we see Jesse and Peyton leaving, it’s then that we hear both girls essentially say, “Yeah, we were gonna vote for Kovacs and Elizabeth but we need the trust of our teammates and that wouldn’t have been a good idea.” So essentially the producers stole that right out of the “Survivor” editing handbook. Make everyone think someone voted a certain way, but as long as they didn’t show which picture they dropped in the box, it was still left up to chance. Real slick. Not to mention the conversation they show with Jesse trying to convince Kiptyn to not vote for him. Yeah, that didn’t work either, and after getting eliminated, Jesse basically calls Kiptyn and Strawberry Shortcake out for being fake. Really? Those two? The show’s meal ticket? No way! People are gonna lie and backstab to get where they need to in this game. The Cake and Kiptyn are no different.
That’s it for this week. Check back tomorrow night or early Thursday morning for your finale spoilers. If not up by then, probably won’t be til late Thursday or some time on Friday. Any questions, comments, emails, praises, criticisms, feel free to email me at any of the information listed above in the “Contact Me” link. Until then?
First off, Steve, thanks for the recap, at this point reading it is infinitely more enjoyable and fulfilling than watching the show.
Second, I do not understand how the ABC producers could be so stupid as to make the inner clique the finalists. Last week I watched about 15 minutes of the beginning, this week I watched 5 minutes of the beginning and 5 minutes of the end and that’s it, the reason being that the characters left are so unappealing and unsympathetic. Really ABC? Congrats you’ve managed to make sure the three most annoying women in the history of reality television and the three most indistinguishable bros (seriously the only way I can tell them apart is by which woman they’re shot with) all got to the end. I really don’t know what they were thinking, b/c here in America, we root for the underdogs, we root for the outsiders. Instead we get 6 unaccomplished unappealing unjustifiably self satisfied personalities-like-nails-on-chalkboard losers all congratulating themselves for being insiders. Worst show ever.
Well, last night I forgot the show was on and watched Roger Federer in the U.S. Open tennis tournament — until about 5 minutes before BP ended, I suddenly remembered about it and turned it on in time for the rose ceremony.
Although this show has been somewhat amusing, I can’t wait until it’s over. Bring on DWTS!
If Chris turns down the Bachelor, the only former contestant I’d love to see as Bachelor is Wes. But that is unlikely to happen. Maybe they will grant my longtime wish to bring a new person in!
I’m surprised no one has mentioned the shots of 1) the hummingbird followed by 2) a bee right after Tenley started going off about Dave & Natalie’s date being on a starship. Seriously?? The birds AND the bees? Was hilarious, as was the show.
Steve, as always, great recap! I actually liked this show more than The Bachelor/ette franchise because the contestants are straightforward about wanting money and not faking it for the cameras. I don’t like how they are making the rules up as they go along though. Quite frustrating!
One off-topic thought: Please consider getting rid of the obnoxiously loud ads on your site, Steve. I know you’re making money, but the loud ads are really annoying! The only way it could be worse is if the ads were narrated by Tenley. Please save us all the headache!
I’m with mja…..I think Wes would be s solid choice if Chris says no to being the next Bachelor!
I agree whole heartedly with you, Steve. This show is a joke! But ABC gets what they want because I’m watching it.
The best line last night was when Kovacs says (talking about Elizabeth) that she has “a screw loose”. Then he goes on to say “if she has a ‘case of the Kovacs’ that’s not my problem” or something like that. I actually laughed out loud. Poor Elizabeth, what a fool.
I said it after the second episode and I’ll say it again, this show is B-O-R-I-N-G I haven’t even bothered to watch, it’s DVR’d and I’d rather what anything but. I really hope they don’t continue Bachelor Pad.
When Dave and Natalie’s date said spend an evening under the stars and Tenley said a space ship I almost spit out my drink, I was like seriously you’re going with Space Ship on this one? Nice girl but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. The place they went was the same location that Molly and Jason slept out in the tent, I believe it was Jason’s bachelor pad during his stint. Natalie was hoping it would be magical.
Steve, did you happen to catch the US Weekly cover that had Jake on the front saying he’s begging to be the New Bachelor? What the hell is that all about? Please tell us he does NOT want to be on the Bachelor again because he feels he can do better the second time around? Pulease he had his chance now get lost loser, no one wants to see you make a fool of yourself again, you screwed yourself royally when you allowed ABC to tape your break up with Vienna and the entire world saw what a self centered ego maniac you really are. I personally have had enough of Jake Pavelka along with Kate Gosslin I wish they would just go away.
Great recap as always. Have fun in Vegas.
This show is seriously a guilty pleasure–pure trash at its finest. Even my husband is hooked on this nonsense!
I have to say, your summary for this episode left something to be desired… you usually crack me up, but this time you seemed very distracted.
I’ll be checking back for finale spoilers.
Thanks, Steve, and have a safe trip!
Oh, and yeah, Steve, lose the loud ads. Ridiculous! I had to turn my speakers off!!!
Wow, last night was the worst episode yet. I looked at the clock and there was still another hour and 20 minutes left of the show. Why am I still watching? I don’t know, to see how deep in the mud Fleiss can drag it? It’s bad.
Ok, every time the women on this show have had a decision to make, they’ve blown it because of their perceived opinion of the man they are currently into. Thank you BP for making America think that all women are as stupid as these women are.
Elizabeth and Kovacs – It’s like a muddle of “He’s Just Not That Into You”, “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”, “9 1/2 Weeks” and that old bunny-boiling Glenn Close movie. Kovacs wants her for two things, and one is help getting closer to a quarter million dollars. She is deluded to think this guy wants to be in a relationship with her. She must have been cringing last night realizing all of America was watching her trade her goodies for the relationship-that-will-never-be. See you on the cover of US Weekly next week? Make sure you give one of your trademark sly looks or winks. Glad she’s going home… finally. (Btw, Kovacs is a rat-faced looking guy, what the heck does she see in him? I still can’t figure that out).
Tenley and Kiptyn (or Kip-Ten) – Glad she found someone willing to listen to that whiny voice and needful personality. She had a little mustache thing starting on last night’s episode. (Kiptyn’s got a rat-faced thing going on, too. I can’t tell those two guys apart sometimes!)
Natalie and Dave: Two self-satisfied, conceited, self-centered people with rockin’ bods found each other for fun and games on reality TV, woo hoo.
Let’s hope there really are some “twists” as Chris Harrison promised in an attempt to hook everyone next Monday. Like neither of the four winning and one of the early ousted winning. Because there’s not one of the four I’m rooting for.
I agree that this was the worst Bachelor Pad episode yet. Everyone who was tolerable is out.
Although I agree that the way Ashley, Nikki and Gwen got sent home was totally unfair, I think they had it coming (with the exception of Gwen maybe). There’s been talk since the first episode about having to vote off the couples to survive, and where were these 3 during these talks? Voting off the outsiders… dummies! Ashley voted off Wes, Nikki voted off Craig M, and Gwen voted off Weatherman (I think).
As for the spin the bottle game, I assume the producers wasted our time with it to give the guys precendence to pick their first choice in order of the bottle landing… but it totally didn’t matter because no two guys were going to pick the same girl anyway… and the whole walking back & forth bit, what’s that about? I don’t think any viewer doubted for a second which girls would get picked by whom.
I have to give the producers the benefit of the doubt in that they assumed at time of taping that the 6 remaining contestants would have been fan favourites (as some of them were), but if that’s the case, the plan totally backfired… those 6 are now the most hated.
Hopefully next week will be more entertaining.
This show just keeps getting worse and worse each week. The challenges are incredibly lame, for one. I keep expecting the challenges to keep getting better, but they don’t. And, I agree with you, Steve, that the producers obviously maipulated everything to ensure who would make it until the end. I’m ready for this show to be done!
As far as the new Bachelor, I would love for it to be Chris L., but if not, I would love to watch Wes as the new bachelor! His ITM’s would be hilarious! He makes the best observations and comments about everyone around him, and his season would be incredibly entertaining.
Thanks Steve for the recaps, enjoyable as always. I have to tell you that ever since I started reading your blogs, I definitely watch these shows with different opinions now and see just how stupid the shows really are, yet watch them only so I can read your blogs haha. I do have to say though, last night was probably the most waste of time ever and what I was so disgusted by was seeing Dave and Natalie jump into bed with Jesse and Elizabeth after knowing exactly what they had just done! DISGUSTING!! Although, that may just be the next think Mike Fleiss does, BACHELOR ORGIES!!!!!
I agree with the comments about Tenley and the date on the “rocketship” a bit ridiculous. Do you think ABC would consider having a runner up from the Bachelor Pad as the next bachelor if Chris says no? Dave would definitely make for an interesting season if he was picked, even though he definitely doesn’t have as many fans as Chris does. Although ABC always goes in order of bachelor, bachelorette, bachelor .. I would love to see Gia as the next bachelorette. She’s gorgeous and deserves to find love! ABC could consider switching it up to please the fans!
- Bachelor Pad has got to be the most CHEAPLY-PRODUCED show in the history of reality t.v.!
next year they should change the name from “Bachelor Pad” to “Phone It In”
- clearly the production crew was told to do a number on the water balloons = tying them looser for the couples they wanted to lose, so they would *explode* when caught .. tying them tightly for the couples they wanted to be able to catch them intact.
- WES for the new bachelor – hands down.
with wes, it would finally be a thinking person’s “bachelor” (if that is possible) .. and he would manage somehow to keep it from being totally dumbed down by mike “eww” fleiss
Totally would NOT want to see dopey Dave [ the lunkhead ] as the next bachelor! ugh & barf!
Definitely agree that Dave is too ugly (bugged eyed!) to be the next Bachelor. I think Chris will cave (given enough leeway and cash by Mike ewww (love it) Fleiss! Pressure is being put on him big time.
Poor Elizabeth…making her parents proud once again! Mommy and Daddy, what’s it like knowing you raised a slut…and a dumb one at that?!! She needs therapy badly.
Kovacs has the strangest looking face…and when he spikes his hair up, reminds me of Frankenstein. Put a spike in the forehead fella and the look is complete. Never ever would I think him attractive…but then in the dark, he and Lizzie probably don’t care what they both look like!
Everyone here is right…these final couples were predestined all along! For sure Tenley and Kiptyn will be the final ones standing and share the loot. I can’t help myself (forgive me mommy) but I stil Kip is a cutie!
People.com says Gia and Wes have reconnected and they’re seeing where things go!
http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/09/07/bachelor-pads-gia-definitely-interested-in-a-romance-with-wes/
Gia…………..A flake, running from man to man, but men don’t see potential of a wife with her……If it did not work with a guy from Canada who was much closer to New York than Texas is, what will make this one work?
Wes………..should vie for The Bachelor he would be one of a kind, leave Gia trolling with her spin the bottle brain…..Mike Fleiss would have a stellar season…..Wes is a comedian, a gentleman, smart, and sex appeal to boot all rolled into one…
Jillian missed out big time, and country music is her music….No ex’s came to sell stories about Wes like they did about Ed.
Twinkle Twinkle and Skippy……..Skippy has thin lips and needs lessons in kissing not dancing…Maybe he will buy himself some lessons when he wins the money.
Skippy needs a longer neck to kiss Twinkle Twinkle…. her schnozzle is huge and maybe Skippy will buy her a new schnozzle when he wins.
Nathalie Ghetto…….good actress but she needs to find a new way and learn how to apply makeup on her eyes…she looks like she has rat eyes…..same with Kovach they both have the same rat eyes.
Dave Varicose Roid…….needs to stop the roids for a bit, or all of his varicose veins will poop out from that pumped up mass.
Mike Fleiss failed….show is a copy and not even a good imitation of anything remotely creative.
Natalie with midnight blue eyeshadow and a purple dress wtf? But she is my fav of the entire cast, I hate Tenley and her stupid “I’m so cute love me” Ugh. And don’t get me started on Elizabeth.
Are you people kidding? Wes for the next Bachelor?? No way! The last thing I want to do is hear him sing again…ever!!!
Steve, it’s so obvious why you are still single. Your writing, while amusing at times, drips with pure negativity, even when you’re not talking about one of these shows. I get sarcasm and I love it, but you just sound so full of yourself all the time and down on anyone that isn’t you. Good luck finding a wife with that ridiculous contest you’re running.
I am not saying you shouldn’t make fun of these contestants…but a lot of what you say in this regard sounds soooo juvenile. It reminds of things I’d hear middle school boys say. Overall, I just sense you to be a very miserable person in general.
And this latest recap, my oh my, let’s feel sorry for POOR Steve, everyone! Pity poor Steve has take time away from licking his own ass in Vegas to write a finale spoiler, aw poor boy! You make it sound like someone’s forcing you to write this blog. Sure, a lot of peeps might miss your spoilers if/when you go away from writing them. But seriously, it’s not like you’re saving the world here. Get a clue dude. People will live without knowing the end of these stupid shows whether you ever write another blog or not. We’re not going to bow down and worship you just because you have “sources” on the inside, who were wrong in Ali’s season til the 11th hour btw.
This whining and crying you do about having to “worry” about the end of this show on your vacation is not winning you any pity. Get over yourself already.
Someone posted about rat-faced Kovacs – YES he does have a rodent-esque face. He’s a weasel with a rat’s face! Tenley has a mustache! Elizabeth looks like she’s aging quickly – that leathery skin & those awful boobs! Fake tits are so repulsive! Girls – stay away from fake tits –they have to be re-done every 12 years. I was glad to see Gwen, Ashley & the fat-ass with the double chin get the boot.
I boycotted Ali’s season – there was just no way I could stomach it. I have been watching Bachelor Pad because Natalie is from my home town and I know some of her relatives. (she’s a pretty girl but I doubt they are proud of her behavior) The show has been very predictable – even without the spoilers it was very easy to tell who would be the final couples.
Tenley and the “rocket ship” comments were so goofy – something a 7th grader would say.
Gia’s voice is extremely annoying – I could not stand to watch her in an entire season.
Elizabeth – what a psycho!
I am hoping they have a brand new bachelor this time – no one recycled. It’s time for a fresh start.
Nathalie and Kovacs have rodent faces it’s all in the eyes….She doesn’t know how to accentuate her eyes, therefore they remain rodent like…and her mouth and 3 teeth that flash…rodent all the way….she does play good part though.
Twinkle Twinkle’s mustache is growing from all those tears that roll down her face… too much watering and dripping from that huge schnoz she has. ….Skippy likes girls with mustcahes.
Gia’s silicone mangoes had to be redone 2 times…..Elizawitch has veins on her hands that match David’s Varicose pooping veins
David needs to lay off of roids, or he will be angry for the rest of his life.
Wow. Was anyone else super annoyed with Terrible Tits’s comment about not wanting to end up like Gwen, alone and in her mid 40′s? She is pretty into herself, and yet she is bat shit crazy and not very attractive, as a blonde or a brunette.
My other issue is with the ladies talking about they are doing this to only help their “partners” win $250k! Ummm, hello?!! Do you have any ambition to win, or are you satisfied with doing everything for a man. It drives me crazy to watch weak ass women like this, acting like idiots, so a man can have and win it all. No one acts like they have any respect for themselves. It’s like they all took a class on how to act like Bella from Twilight and lose yourself for some bullshit dude.
The highlight for me this week was watching JB and Peyton. Those two are hilarious together. Put them in a house with Wes and you have yourself a winner.
JB and Peyton are entertaining, Wes takes the whole show though as far as entertainment goes….He proved that on Jillian’s season with the famous quote: .. ‘I’m the only guy in Bachelorette history to make it to the final four with a girlfriend’ [and then] I said ‘Get real dude….that alone was the best, as in how real he is…
too bad some people can’t understand sarcasm and humor when appropriated.
Nope, I think the only woman there to win the money was Gwen, she just had no team mates amongst the bimbo’s who came on the show to get laid, drink and party.. …Plus it was a pre-fixed show crafted from the parties that went on outside The Bachelor cameras.
My husband and I were rolling on the floor with Tenley’s “rocketship” comments! How fricking funny!! (In a scary, can someone actually be THAT stupid way.) I really hope she is not involved with any testing necessary to admit students to the college she works for. I have to say, the more I watch the Bachelor et al, the more I come to respect (and fear) TV editors. Tenley was edited to actually sound educated during Jake’s season of the bachelor and I really grew to like Wes’ no nonsense persona on the BP. I must disagree with julieann12 – my 13 year old daughter would never make a statement as lame as Tenley’s!!
I agree with SarahAnne – I was really bugged by Elizabeth’s comments about Gwen. I thought Gwen conducted herself with as much class as this show allowed – and considering how much “body” work Elizabeth has ALREADY had, there is NO WAY she will look as good as Gwen at 42! Elizabeth (and the rest of the bottle blondes) really need to find out who does Gwen’s hair – of all the BB’s she had the best colour. The dark roots showing is really unattractive, and ages them by QUITE a few years.
It also drives me crazy to watch weak SILLY young women acting like morons, so a man can have and win it all. Yes–no one acts like they have any respect for themselves on this show. It is sad really to see so many clueless young people. I wonder if Elizabeth still has “nanny” work? I do not have kids but if I did, I would NOT want that lunatic of a nasty slut taking care of them. E-gads!
Anyone else agree the spin-the-bottle game was unfair against women? It’s basically saying the guys are more important than the women.
The producers probably thought there’d be more whoring about earlier in the season, so a contest like this might have had some drama to it. I guess the show didn’t provide enough alcohol for the “hooking up” they promised. It just seems like all the junior producers, writers and editors worked on BP while the real ones were off for summer break. Too bad. This show has potential, now that the model has been created…
The comments here are way more entertaining than the show itself! Loved reading them….thanks all!
I agree with most of the comments posetd thus far. These women are weak for the most part, with the exception of Peyton. Peyton and Jesse B. were the only two left that I liked. I mean, Kiptyn is obviously a nice guy who lives his life trying to do the right thing, but he’ pretty boring to watch. Everyone else is either egotistical, stupid, or both. I did like how Natalie said she’d use the money to pay down debt and then send her parents off on vacation. But, then I hated how she made Peyton and Jesse think she had their back and would vote off Kovacs and Elizabeth only to change her vote just to support Dave. That was just wrong. This show does look like it’s pretty low-budget. Same mansion, cheap and dumb challenges, etc… I don’t like it at all, but I’ll still watch to see the outcome.
If Chris L. turns down the next bachelor, I hope Wes becomes the next one. He’d be really funny, for sure!
I agree with LynnMJ- the comments here are more entertaining than the show. Most of them mirror my own thoughts, which means that most people agree here that these loser contestants do not represent the majority of Americans, but rather just fit some stereotypes. Of course, it does make me question why all of us (including myself) are even watching this show! Perhaps it just makes us feel grateful for being somewhat normal….
Maybe I’m missing something, but if the finale didn’t tape until today (Wed.), how did they show previews of it on Monday? They showed clips of them ballroom dancing in the contest. Or was that segment perhaps already filmed before?
Yes thanks for the comments all of you-I enjoy reading them more than I enjoy watching BP or reading reality steve! Kiptyn does seem like a decent guy – but yaawwwn- he is a big bore is right. Everyone else is totally shallow, egotistical and/or stupid! AGREE 100%!! Natalie – what a silly twit!
Yes, I agree, the spin the bottle game was unfair for the women – the single women. So the single women went home feeling bad that they are still single. Ugh! The producers seem to find a way to make the women feel bad with these games. Last week the questions for the women were negative and demeaning, while the the questions for the guys were positive. Whats up with that? Are we back in the stone age? I liked this show at first, but now its getting on my nerves.
Its obvious they wanted the couples to win. Maybe its a set up for the finale. Maybe they will have some challenge where they have to chose either the money or love. Bet it will be the guys choosing money and the girls getting their hearts broken.
This was the worst episode yet. My fiance won, and I DVR’d the rest of the football game. Thank goodness it brought me back to reality.
Now that the show is down to the predictable “insiders”, the show sucks. All we get to watch is clips of people making out and coming up with stupid strategies for winning. The drama of the in crowd and the out crowd is officially done.
Didn’t those stupid girls learn anything in high school? this show is nothing but a replay of a John Hughes movie. All of them, could have made a statement by sending either Kovacs or Kypton home at one time, but even the hint of acceptance from the “insiders”, and these insecure girls were ready to piss it all away. Say what you want about producers manipulation, but these women still could have done the “right” thing. Instead many of them got played. I said it last week, I’ll say it again…it’s an ABC AFter School Special and Lifetime movie rolled into one. Imagine what would have happened in Pretty in Pink if she never made her dress and went to the prom? It would have been the Bachelor Pad.
These lessons most of us learned in high school. Those who don’t learn them end up on stupid ass reality shows like the Bachelor/ette/pad franchise.
I could not agree more with most of you! Seriously, I thought when this show came out…”Oh, this will be kinda fun”- NOPE, not so much. In fact it is probably the tackiest show on television today. This show is the reason reality shows in general get a really bad rap. Tenley drives me insane with her 7year old voice and the “Kyp-Ten”…Really, how old are the both of you??? Not cute! Elizabeth is a PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously!!!! Look at the freaking terrible hair on her head and the stupid mind games that she tries to play on Kovacs! (Kovacs-WTF?!) Then we have Jock-Strap Dave who’s shit does stink from far far away and Natalie is the pooper scooper for that! I really liked Jessie B. and Peyton. They were the only strait shooters on the show and they were the first booted off prior to the finale! SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY DUMBASSES!!! YOU ALL ARE BETWEEN 29 and 39!!!
Oh, and I agree that the producers were stupid to fix the outcome so that the couples make the final 6 people b/c most of us here in America route for the underdogs in m ost situations. So, when they got rid of Jesse B. and Peyton, those two were the last two left that I assume most people were routing for to win. So now the show is left with the so-called “cool kids” who- in reality- are really not that cool. The guys aren’t even attractive (except maybe Kiptyn b/c he’s the only genuinely nice guy left in the house, although he’s quite boring). Anyway, I do agree that producers can only manipulate but so much; the so-called “outsiders” could’ve changed up the game if they were smart and voted the couples out all along, just as Wes suggested. But, as “leftyinthepen” aboves stated, any hint of the insiders acceptance of the outsiders, and the insider who could’ve made a difference changed their vote, which ultimately screwed themselves in the end.
Dave is a DORK…and I CAN’T believe he would go after Natalie…she and Elisabeth are just nasty-!! Dave..Kovaks..Natalie and Elisabeth are the most disgusting people on the show
We all enjoy the spoilers, but come on, Steve, don’t act like you’re doing us an enormous favor–I mean, you get paid for this stuff by the obnxious ads on your site. Speaking of, I agree with many of the other posters that the latest audio ads are SUPER annoying!! Who do they think is actually going to listen to them? I immediately turn off the sound when they start playing. Please get rid of them!
This show just gets more and more misogynistic with every episode and the latest one really took the cake. Not surprising, as Fleiss in all his interviews comes across as someone who really hates women.
These comments are very entertaining.
The reason I started watching is because Tenley is from my hometown.she’s as good a girl as she seems. She taught my girls hip hop and is such a sweet girl and cute as can be. They edit to bring out the goof ball. I hope her and Kyptin win the money!
“Turns out the car has gonorrhea.”
BLAH HA HA HA HA BLAH!!!!!
Wipe off spit out coffee on the table.
Wow, is Elizabeth the queen of mixed signals or what? She wanted to go to the Fantasy Suite with Jesse. I think everyone knows what goes on there. They aren’t going to drink tea. Then she questions herself on why she’s there, they have sex, then she grills Jesse on his feelings for her. Everyone knows he just wanted to get some and she was willing. Elizabeth really has issues. She did the same teasing with Jake on his season about not kissing her until they were engaged or something like that. No wonder she gets used and then dumped by Jesse.
These 20-something pathetic women did not learn much about men when they were younger. To be 27 or 29 and not realize that men can have sex with women they do even like or respect is pretty sad.
I learned that by the time I was 21! Elizabeth lists her age as what? 29? I bet she is about 35. That leathery skin is a dead give-away! Jesse is a rat-faced weasel bastard!
It is awful really to see so many clueless young women. And so many CRAZY ones–like Elizabeth I wonder if Elizabeth still has “nanny” work? I do not have kids but if I did, I would NOT want that lunatic of a nasty slut taking care of them. E-gads!
@SarahAnne–I was annoyed by Elizabeth’s comments towards Gwen as well. This idea that single people are bastions of misery when they hit 40 is a bit preposterous.
Nikki was so loyal to Skippy……..in the end it did not matter he was playing for Twinkle and himself..Dumb Nikki
Krissly………Dumb all the way going after Roid Rage Dave
Gwen…………Played is to the best of her ability, with the dumb team mates she had…She showed a lot of class comforting Elizawitch fake boobs after they all shot her down.
Peyton……….Played best as she could with the dumber than dumb team mates she had.
Jesse Beck……Played the best he could with what he had left after Wes departed..
Bottom line no one listened to Wes, and they are all standing there now with the finger up their ass.
As for the show…Mike Fleiss has some good ideas…I think he chose the couples because he thought the alliances and slept together ones will be invisible to the general audiences.
Skippy is one boring guy, not far behind Jake the Fake.