Bachelor Pad Finale Recap – 9/13/10

September 14th, 2010 | 100 Comments | Posted in Bachelor Pad

Now that I have more time, let me explain a tad more in detail about Thursday night’s posting of the Finale spoilers. The business center at the Venetian closes at like 6pm. So I had to go to one of these computers in a hallway that charged $1.00/minute, and it wasn’t a normal keyboard I was typing on. Nor were some of the keys in the correct places, so I was making tons of mistakes and kept having to backspace, which in turn took more time, which obviously led to paying more money. Normally, with the length of that spoiler column I wrote Thursday, that’d probably take me 5 minutes to type. Ha ha. It took me 25 minutes on that Venetian computer. What a beating. No big deal. I had just come from winning at the craps table, so it made spending $25 to write a column a little more tolerable. And no, I don’t have a laptop. I know, I know. Probably should get one. However, I have a Blackberry. And outside of my column, it’s not like I’m typing every second of the day. I do think I’ll get one for Christmas this year, but I’ve never really had this desperate need to get one. It’s not like my job insists on me having one. But this past weekend, yeah, probably needed one so I didn’t have to stand up while typing the column on keys that were spaced out from each other and in the wrong places. Good times.

Many of you have asked when the apology that I talked about during Ali’s season is going to happen. I can tell you now that it’ll be happening next week. I’ve talked to the parties involved and they are very thankful I’m doing it. However, it will not be an interview. I’ve apologized in private to them, and that’s what I feel meant the most. The reason why I’m going to apologize on the blog is because, well, that’s where it all started. So I feel I need to explain to a lot of people why I said what I said, when I said it, and why it was inaccurate information. So definitely be looking for that next week. I’m glad I can finally get this off my chest since it’s been bothering me once I found out the truth a few months back. I thought I’d do it during “Bachelor Pad” but then thought better of it and decided to wait until after the season was over to give it its proper due. So check back some time next week for that to happen.

As for the next “Bachelor”, you heard Chris say at the end of last night’s broadcast, “We’ll see you back in January for our next installment of the ‘Bachelor’.” Meaning they are keeping their same schedule as in the past two “Bachelor” seasons with Jason and Jake where they’ll start shooting in Mid October and finish right before Thanksgiving. So that means the announcement of who the next “Bachelor” is should be coming within the next couple weeks I’m assuming. And I’m sure it’ll be announced on “Dancing with the Stars”. If I hear anything before that, obviously I’ll give you a heads up. It’s Chris’ if he wants it. I just have no idea where that guy’s head is at. There are definitely rumblings out there that for the first time in five seasons, they’re not gonna recycle and we’re gonna get someone new. If it’s not Chris, I honestly have no clue where they’re looking. Some of you have even expressed publicly you’d like to see Wes as the “Bachelor”. Ha ha. Now that’s funny considering how many of you despised the guy when on the “Bachelorette”. Editing can certainly make anyone look bad, can’t they? They toyed with Wes on Jillian’s season because they knew they could. This time around, he came off as one of the more nicer, down to earth guys this season. Good for him. But to answer your question, no, Wes is not going to be the next “Bachelor”. Nor would he want to be. On to last night?

Kudos to my sources for once again coming through for me this season. First back in June when they gave me all the spoilers up until the live finale, and then Thursday night when they were somehow able to pull me away from a winning craps table to feed me what happened at the live taping. So thank you to them. Nice to see the finale play out exactly like they told me it would on Thursday. They never gave me many details on the dance competition other than who won, and thank God for that. That was quite a site to witness. Yes, I understand these people had only 24 hours to learn a dance, and outside of Tenley, the rest of them all have two left feet. But still, quit telling me all three of those dances scored nothing lower than an 8. Please. Carrie Ann, Len, and Bruno would’ve destroyed all of them and the highest score MIGHT have been a 7. And for the record, Dave and Natalie should’ve won. Tenley and Kiptyn’s dance was much easier compared to theirs. I guess the judges were wow’ed by Shortcake continuously telling Kiptyn to “smile” during the dance. Dave and Natalie might’ve screwed up at the end, but it certainly was a more entertaining dance and much more difficult.

As for Kovacs and Elizabeth, America’s most dysfunctional couple, that was a laughable performance. Neither of them stood a chance to win. Kovacs has the flexibility of a lead pipe, and Elizabeth you could tell was so hoping that the final challenge would be something along the lines of, oh I don’t know, “Sex On the Hood Of a Car. Or “Add Up Your STD’s”. That might’ve been the only chance they had. I don’t even know if you can consider what they did actual dancing. It was a lot of walking around, or stumbling around, and sexual posing. Too bad Kovacs was hoping Elizabeth would suffer a last minute injury and he’d get Edyta as a fill in. Not shocked at all to see Elizabeth jealous when Edyta was training them. Especially when Kovacs utters, “I’ve never seen a girl in person with that great of a body.” Which of course was followed by Elizabeth saying, “I don’t feel like I’m as sexy as Edyta.” Probably an accurate feeling you got there, cuz, ummmmm, you’re not. Pretty simple. The fact that these two got three 8′s from the judges was laughable. Maybe an 8 out of 100.

I think the line of the night probably came from Louis Van Amstel when he was training Dave and Natalie and asked if they’d ever had sex before. I don’t think either flatly came out and confirmed it or denied it, but I do remember Natalie talking a little later on about what great sexual chemistry they had. And in interviews since the show, Natalie has all but said they consummated their “friendship” when in Vegas. It’s not like the viewing public couldn’t tell what was going on. However, this nonsense about Natalie saying that if they won the money, it would definitely give them the financial flexibility to move closer to each other and start a relationship. Ha ha. That’s certainly not happening. Natalie isn’t moving to Ohio to be in a relationship with Dave, that’s for sure. And if Dave ends up moving to LA someday, it’s because he’s got the Hollywood bug like most of these contestants do, and wants to try his hand at acting or something. It certainly wouldn’t be because he misses Natalie that much that he needs to be near her. They are good friends with benefits. As are most of these couples.

Elizabeth can say all she wants on the live finale how hurt she is over Kovacs, and she can’t believe some of the things he said about her, and “Anybody wants to date a player, here he is.” The bottom line is if Kovacs started paying attention to her again, she’d fall right back into his arms. She basically said, “He doesn’t want a commitment, and I do.” Great. So that means you two will never hook up again, right? Ha ha. I doubt that. The minute her phone rings at 1am and it’s a drunk, horny Kovacs on the other line saying he wants to come over cuz he misses her, she’ll run to her front door and unlock it. She’s obviously much more into him than he’s in to her and he knows it. But hey, that’s how it is with most of the guys. Kovacs doesn’t want a commitment? No way! He totally comes across as someone that’s looking for his one true love to spend the rest of his life with and never sleep with anyone else ever again. On the bright side, Elizabeth looks a hell of a lot better without urine yellow hair.

I don’t know what this show’s deal is with trying to hype up couples from this show. As I said the last couple weeks, the only people that officially a couple from this show are Tenley and Kiptyn. This stuff about Dave and Natalie trying the long distance thing, and Gia and Wes ? please. You even got Chris Harrison in his blog today saying how happy he is for Gia and Wes. Happy for what? Neither of them have stated publicly that they are boyfriend and girlfriend. You know why? Because they’re not. The word “couple” gets thrown around a lot in the “Bachelor/ette” circles, and it doesn’t mean anything really. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: Remember people, this is a television show. And for all these people, it’s their second time being on it, so they know how it works now. You play up certain storylines and certain angles, and you’ll get camera time. Gia just gave an interview last week to someone that asked why it ended with her hockey player ex, Chris Campoli. Her answer was basically, “He’s in Canada, and I’m in NY. We have completely different schedules.” Ummm, and Wes living in Austin and being a traveling musician isn’t the exact same thing, only farther away? Like I said, Tenley and Kiptyn are your only official couple from this show, so lets just leave that topic alone.

Even though I reported on Thursday that at the after party, that Dave left the after party with Jessie, doesn’t mean he’s with her either. Just means that they left together and hooked up. Whatever “hooked up” means. I don’t know. I wasn’t there. But someone hook Dave up to lie detector test and ask him specifically if he hooked up with Jessie last Thursday night when the after party was over. If his answer is anything but “yes”, the polygraph will explode. It’s not like what they’re doing is illegal, because obviously it isn’t, just don’t portray it as something other than what it really is ? a bunch of good looking people hooking up. That’s what they do when they get together and very few, if any, long lasting couples come of it.

Speaking of long lasting couples, lets talk about Kip-Ten for a minute. Or Kipley. Or Ten-tyn. Or whatever ridiculous mashed up name you’d like to give them that doesn’t make you puke. They basically cost themselves 125k each by taking Dave and Natalie to the finals. There isn’t a chance in hell if they took Kovacs and Elizabeth to the finals that Rainbow Brite and Kiptyn wouldn’t have won in a landslide. However, at the time they had to make their decision, they had no idea what the final challenge was, so I can’t give them too much crap. I mean, if they knew that the final couple would be voted on by the 15 cast members, then of course they would’ve taken Kovacs and Elizabeth. The vote would’ve been 15-0. Who the hell would’ve voted for those two walking diseases to take home the money? As for that final vote, we saw 12 people vote, and it was 8-4 in favor of Dave and Natalie. And as I reported on Thursday, it was a landslide. The only votes we didn’t see last night were Gia’s, Kovacs, and Elizabeth. I’m here to tell you all three of them also voted for Dave and Natalie, which means Ten-tyn lost 11 to 4 in the voting. Ouch. That’s not even close. So obviously there are people there they weren’t too hip to their act. Sucks for them. Don’t know why so many people turned on them, but I have my guesses.

100 thoughts on “Bachelor Pad Finale Recap – 9/13/10

  1. Showsreality, look at what people are saying about you, referring to Tenley:

    Crazy Michelle: “Oh yeah. I want to see her cry. I want her heart to break. See these leather boots? I skinned your pet calf and ate the meat.”

    Lovely, Michelle, just lovely. You need to go crawl back under your rock for a long, long time.

  2. I think all of us have about enough comments about how annoying Tenley is. Most of us anyway. Most of us agree she is annoying and immature. enough already. @ showsreality–follow you own advice and ‘scroll on by’–GET LOST in other words..you have nothing interesting to say and you are paranoid thinking you are being attatcked.

  3. “I will ask you to refrain from tossing accusations at me, the purpose of the board is to discuss The Bachelor Pad characters, and the show….It is not to diss accusations at another poster just because you happen to favor a character…
    You don’t see me dissing any of you, or dissing you for thinking the way you do….I will have no qualms reporting you to the board administrator if you continue to accuse me.
    Stop the accusations and discuss the case, not posters.”

    Well, I think pretty much proves that you are Michele. Not an accusation…unless you think that being a specific person is bad.

    No worries…I do think you’re really beautiful. I just think you’re a little crazy, that’s all. But I’m with you — I HATE Tenley. I mean, she’s nice, I suppose, but so annoying and way overplays her “sweet and innocent” persona. Overdramatic.

    Don’t be ashamed of who you are, Showsreality/Michele.

  4. Showsreality
    I have never met anyone so obsessed with defending someone they never met…. WAIT unless it is actually them defending themself!!!

  5. Observation –

    When I read the first post from Showsreality my first thought was “I bet this is Michelle from the show”. Every post from Showsreality since the first one has only confirmed that thought.

    No one will ever know for sure if Showsreality IS Michelle or not because of the way this forum is set up. But everyone reading it has a right to an opinion, based on what they observe.

    Bachelor Pad allowed or offered (depending on whether you think that editing or behavior is in play) the participants to show themselves in a different light than their orginal shows. I also remember what a jerk David appeared to be on Jillian’s season and thought he seemed much more calm this time around. Wes was delightful on the Bachelor Pad. Michelle and Elizabeth both came off the same way in both shows – kooky and unflattering.

    My .02 worth….

  6. ‘Beauty is as beauty “does” ‘. An old saying with a lot of truth. I too thought Michelle was VERY beautiful –in face & body. Much more attractive than Tenley as far as physical beauty goes–but with the personality of a snake. holy jesus christ! What makes for a lasting marriage is not beauty. Beauty is transitory. A warm heart and a caring personality are the qualities I would look for in a woman if I was a man. I am not surprised Michelle is desperate-! men must run fro her in droves- and remember how she was ranting to Jake when she was demanding he kiss her? she kept saying i am here because i want a husband and children-!!! Michelle should not consider marriage or childbearing until she can get act together mentally and emotionally – !! and that will take an enormous amount of work & $$$.
    I doubt a waitress salary can afford that. plus poor michelle is not inspired to get better. she just wants to blame & lash out. like a snake.

  7. Twinkle Twinkley doesn’t wash very often….Some men have said she has quite a bit of an odor down there..Skippy likes it though..

    Twinkle bats her eyelashes and thinks the smell will go away….lol

  8. Michelle/Showsreality,

    That’s a really low blow…but, I’m curious: what men have said this? Who did you hear that from? Only three men have been down there (her ex husband, Jake, and Kip (maybe)). While you know Jake and Kip, I can’t really imagine either of them telling you this info. She looks like she washes all the time to me. Squeaky clean.

  9. @showsreality – and you talk about how it’s not fair to “attack” others. what did you just do? saying tenley smells bad “down there”…holy christ – how in hell would you know-? you disgust me. you’re immature and a nut case. go to hell!

  10. I agree with adria921 – “beauty is as beauty does”. I also think that Michelle is very pretty but the minute she talks and moves she blows it all. Natalie is also pretty but her cheap behavior makes her less attractive. I can’t think of her name – but she was the woman with the little boy on Jake’s season – now she was beautiful physically and conducted herself in such a way that made her even more attractive. There was a girl on another season too – the one with the military MD as the bachelor – forgive me, I can’t remember his name or the girl — but she was very pretty inside/out too. You would think these girls on these shows would over-all think about how they act – especially when they are on TV! I realize the kooky ones like Michelle, Elizabeth, “Monkey” …are good for “Springer” type ratings and that the show wants that – but my gosh, these girls do have families and jobs back home that they will have to return to at some point and they are obviously not thinking of that while on the show!

  11. Prediction: we will be seeing a lot more of the Former Real Live Disney Princess.

    I thought Michelle let her off pretty easy, considering that she lost her chance at winning $250K because for some reason, the “popular girl” wanted her to be the first one voted off the island!

    As with the Bachelor that spawned it, the most interesting thing about this show is the way it reflects the culture.

    It solidifies my conviction that within another two generations, people who “don’t even have ANY reality show” will be ostracized and automatically, if vaguely, suspect, unable to obtain employment, mortgage loans, or marriage partners.

  12. thank-you julieann123. i also loved those older more mature women that knew how to behave like ladies. polish is always polish and good manners & behavior will take you everywhere. yes how can some of these young women live with the embarassment of seeing themselves on national tv behaving like such idiots? and indeed-what must their families think? if i had a sister like one of these “girls” i’d have to hang my head in shame.

    i disagree with bahuruplya – god help us all if in a few years people without reality show experience will be sol. people have got to come to their senses & SOON. reality tv is the not the be-all and end-all of existence. most people –thank god –have regular LIVES to live and do not worship tv & reality shows. i watch these shows for comic relief and so i can say thank god it’s not me doing THAT!

  13. Natalie is from my hometown and she comes from a very upstanding family. I am not personal friends with her mother but from all accounts, she is a truly lovely and lady-like woman.

    This weekend is our annual community festival – called “The Pumpkin Festival” (we’re the “pumpkin capitol of the world”) and I thought how fun it might have been for Natalie and her family to have her in town this weekend after being on TV, providing she had behaved a little better.

  14. bahurupiya……….Wonder why Twinkle Twinkle wanted Michelle out of the show so fast? …..The only thing Michelle did was vie for Jake the Fake and Jake sent her home pretty early, so really she was not dire competition to Twinkle…..What would Twinkle have done if Vienna was on the Bachelor Pad, shit some rainbows?….lmao

    Same went for Craig M…..Elizabeth just had to have him out…What was the obsession with wanting him, did he have better boobs than her….lol

    Twinkle Twinkle has some fish odor, that’s the word.
    She might need to wash more and stop thinking sprays and makeup covers odors…..lol

  15. julieann123 Says:
    I can’t think of her name – but she was the woman with the little boy on Jake’s season – now she was beautiful physically and conducted herself in such a way that made her even more attractive…………………………

    Who can forget Ella, who was so classy until she opened her mouth at the ATR ceremony, what was that rant she was on like a blabbering idiot….That there sealed her class and showed her true colors.

  16. i don’t think showsreality is michelle after all – i think she’s a junior high “girl” obsessed with making remarks about female private parts. she’s perseverating which is what a lot of immature dorky kids
    do. and the truth is showsreality probably has some foul smelling snatch herself so that is why she talks about other “girls” having a nasty smelling snatch.

  17. k-dog-how do you know for sure? i can’t believe that 29 year old michelle could be so immature as to be fixated on female snatches. and how they smell. that’s junior high stuff-!

  18. wow this last post of showsreality proves she is not michelle but a stupid, immature jr high school girl–a dorky dateless girl at that. she wants attention so she perseverates on smelly female twats.
    i’m laughing MY ass off at how ridiculous this is!

  19. Now it smells even worse, was Twinkle Twinkly in here…Skippy needs a hose to hose her down a bit..
    Oh looky looo the stalkers are here…Oh my, some lonely lives out there….lmao

  20. She’s playing it up, Adria. Don’t forget that you’re dealing with someone with a lot of screws loose. Age is not a factor — this is an online comment forum, not a dinner table. I do know 100% that it is her, and I’ll just leave it at that.

  21. i know hey? BRAD?!? really?..
    maybe the success they had with bringing back ali, abc is hoping to replicate with Brad.?

  22. @showsreality has a monikor for almost everyone on the show, except Michelle.

    If Tenley is Twinkle, then Michelle is Ding Dong.

    Ding Dong appears to be obsessed with Twinkle.

    Really not a good idea for any reality show contestant to be hanging around message boards reading this stuff. Not good for one’s mental health–unless you’re Ding Dong and you don’t care.

  23. michelle has a nothing life and is totally ding-dong to go on and on about women’s privates & how they smell. ..and how skippy needs to hose down tenley-? like that is even remotely possible. who thinks stuff up like that? unless they are a nutcase & bat shit CRAZY! or a junior high dateless 14 year old with no friends.

  24. Hi Twinkle Twinkle did you wash down there yet, it smells fishy..lol

    Does Skippy like cheese?…lol

  25. Moogan21, Brad was already a Bachelor, and he chose nobody. Ali hadn’t been a previous Bachelorette. If it’s true that they are bringing Brad back, there is no way I’ll watch. The last time was a total train wreck, and I imagine this time would be even worse. The guy was a TOTAL loser!!

  26. Dianne, yup – i know that….
    i’m just stating they got good ratings when they reused ali (from jake’s season to her own). they probs just want to see if reusing brad from his season to this one will create enough interest to keep us watching this terrible show..

    maybe they’ll reuse some of the girls that’ve been on other bach seasons for him to choose his *soul mate* from?.. gagg.
    it’ll be round 2 for everyone!! hahah.. that’d be hilarious.

  27. LOL @ Moogan21! Reusing the female castoffs from past seasons would be a riot! I can so see that happening!! Why, oh why, do we make ourselves suffer by watching this stuff, ha!

  28. Brad a bachelor again?…….Boring!……maybe DeAnna will come running back….She wanted him so bad…
    Wes would have made a great Bachelor.

    Twinkle Twinkle is gone now hopefully Skippy dips her into the ocean every few days so she can get that smell out…

  29. I was just waiting for Showsreality to respond here. It has been my entertainment since this blog was posted. If it is not Michelle could be a crazy family member or friend. Never know :)

  30. Excellent…..glad someone can entertain you….Guess again….lmao

    I should wave to Michelle, Vienna…crazy Krissly that allowed herself to be used by David….hope he sells not one copy of his stupid mancode…Hello Nikki.
    Yes, Gwen was a great gal, so was Peyton….

    Twinkle Twinkle needs to wash down there she smells fishy.

  31. Waiting for boring Brad to be The Bachelor, and DeAnna biting her nails as she watches and break into a sweat.

    Old Goat Trista thinks she still has what it takes, i bet there are lots of fires when her husband is on duty…lol….Did she take any voice lessons yet, the old whining goat.

  32. good gawd Showsreality, YOU are the boring one. On, and on, and on about Tenley. Get over it already. And hey, you just pretty much admitted you are Michelle when you said “Yes, Gwen was a great gal, so was Peyton”. Now, run along little Michelle and get some professional help to allow you to get the frig over Tenley! Enough already!

  33. Oh my gosh would y’all shuuut-upppp about showsreality & michelle? Do the BP contestants read the comments on realitysteve? yes, likely. Do they post here? doubtful. Think, people. The deal with Tenley and Michelle is probably this: Tenley comes to the show feeling very insecure, her husband cheated on her and she considers herself “jilted” by Jake. She’s not feeling super-confident about herself. She does, though, have friendships within the group and as an insecure insider is wont to do… she targets someone weaker than herself, someone who doesn’t have friends to back her up, someone who has been proven to be easily riled up. I actually think it was a cr*ppy thing to do to Michelle, but it’s called backstabbing, Tenley probably calls it “playing the game”. She played it as she chose and got what she wanted, Kip-Ten in the end, but she has to live with the fact that she did to someone else what she was afraid would be done with her. That was her choice at the time, not a great one since it ended up costing her a lot of fans in the long run; Michelle got stuck paying the price in the short run, welcome to reality tv.

  34. Twinkle Twinkle rotten star, wash up your um you know what…

    Brad for Bachelor…….DeAnna will be leaving Stephen, now that she knows Brad is on the market…lol

  35. @Showsreality’s comments sound like something that would be written on a grade school bathroom wall. We are all aware of the editing/negative typecasting done by the show, but @showsreality’s comments make Michelle look much worse than she already does. The question remains, what is there to like about Michelle, after this?

    @showsreality, since you seem to know Michelle pretty well… what do you know about this?
    http://bumpshack.com/2010/08/11/bachelor-pad-couple-michelle-kujawa-juan-barbieri-in-love/

  36. developed quite a following, despite how sick and grade school they post…..lmao

    Twinkle Twinkley did you wash up a bit today, stop spraying them sprays get into the tub and wash that smell.

  37. Oh dear, poor Juan. Hope he gets away from Michelle before she makes him as crazy as she is. Michelle, you’re english grammar is getting the best of you..might be time for you to leave here and go haunt somewhere else. WTF is “grade school they post”???

  38. at first i thought @showsreality was michelle but now i just think it is someone craving attention and they are obviously getting it. Yes Michelle is a bit crazy but i’m sure she does not sit around all day thinking of new twinkle twinkley jokes. and if it is her then im sure she is just craving attention… whoever it is they are on the hunt for some attention and i think we should just all ignore it… what you guys think? u really think it is her?

  39. lol @ The Audience…….At first I thought, then I thought, now I think, next I will be thinking….lmao

  40. Twinkle Twinkle smelly star, is crying again on Facebook, someone said something to her and she is crying….It was rather a good comment and she should have taken it in stride and learned from it, rather than crying and yet throwing yet another tantrum.

  41. I agree with Jane B. Responding to people who prefer a certain contestant as if it’s the contestant themselves posting is childish and stupid.

    @Dianne “Michelle, you’re english grammar is getting the best of you”

    You’re grammar? Dear lord, proof read before you criticize someone for grammar, woman.

    Showsreality, stop spamming. The rest of you, stop pretending she’s Michelle. A lot of the audience can’t stand Tenley either, get over it.

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