Here are all your spoilers for Brad Womack’s second go-round as the “Bachelor”. I’m glad my sources were able to come through for me again, so, anyone thinking because I got Ali and Roberto’s ending wrong that I was somehow losing my sources, uhhhhh, not quite. Last season, I spoiled everything two weeks before the premiere. This season, it’s four weeks before. Guess my sources are getting better. Look, at the end of Ali’s season, I honestly was thinking by the time this season rolled around, once I had the final 4-3-2-1, I was just gonna spoil the ending and leave it at that. But the minute the powers-that-be in the “Bachelor” franchise had me removed from that “E!” special back in July, and still to this day I’ve never been given an explanation from anyone as to why, it was on like donkey kong. So, along with writing my weekly column when the show starts, I’ll just continue to piss on their franchise by giving away spoilers. You’re welcome. Without further adieu, here it is:
-Let’s start off with Jenni and DeAnna. If you never read the “People” magazine edition with Brad on the cover a couple months ago, the article alluded to the fact that Brad filmed a segment with both women before appearing on the show as kind of a bit of “closure” he needed to move on. This will be shown the first night. DeAnna and Jenni were not in the house, nor did they meet the girls. This was a pre-taped video where Brad met with both Jenni and DeAnna at the same time, said what he needed to say, and that was that. Kind of lame since Jenni is now married and DeAnna is engaged. I don’t really think Brad needed to do that to “move on”, but whatever. I get that they’re trying to sell Brad on everyone again and this was part of his “process”. I’m sure after they were done filming Jenni and DeAnna privately had a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.
-Ali and Roberto show up at the cocktail party before the rose ceremony in episode #2 to talk to the girls and see who’s there for the “right reasons”. Nothing we haven’t seen before and just another way to get these two some camera time. And that’s certainly something Ali wants. And needs. Roberto is basically a background player at this point and everything is about her. Don’t believe me? Read her tweets. Click on her links. She’s been completely overtaken by Hollywood and fame. Yeah, those two are gonna last. Please. Makes me sick to think I actually backed that girl at one point. Get out while you can, Roberto. There’s still time.
-I mentioned in my last update that outside of the usual cattiness in the house, and crying over stupid things because the women are fed alcohol 24 hours a day and drunk women equal drama, there isn’t much in the way of scandal at all this season. No boyfriends back home, no one leaving then coming back, etc. However, that doesn’t mean there won’t be drama outside of the house. We all know how the tabloids absolutely love digging for info on the contestants of this show by talking to ex’s, co-workers, friends from high school, college, etc. This season will be no different. And I’m guessing they will find the dirt I’m already aware of. But that’s their job to print it, not mine.
-I don’t want to be a gossip site. I will give you spoilers and the behind-the-scenes of what happens on this show, but I’m not gonna air dirty laundry. Yes, I’ve done it in the past, but not anymore. I’m well aware of a few of the rumors surrounding a couple of these girls and the drama it will bring to the tabloids. If people want to offer me that information, of course I’m going to listen and commit it to memory, but I’m not going to be the first to reference it on the site. Once it comes out in the tabloids, then it’s public knowledge for people discuss. I’m not even saying it’s true since I don’t know these girls, but put it this way: If people are already telling ME this stuff, you know they’ll have no problem running to the tabloids with it. Let’s just say some of these women better have some pretty thick skin, because the tabloids show no mercy and if/when this stuff gets out, let’s just say I wouldn’t want to be them.
Ok, here are the main highlights you need to know from the 1st episode (Jan. 3rd) of the season, or the “Meet & Greet”.
-Chantal O’Brien is the first girl out of the limo who slaps Brad. And yes, she was obviously told to do that and did not come up with that on her own. Hell, I’m sure the minute ABC cast Brad they planned for the first girl to slap him so they could run it as their first promo of the season. Obviously it wasn’t serious or else she wouldn’t have lasted as long as she did. People on the “Bachelor” Facebook page are actually upset that she slapped him and think it’s real. Even the sound of the slap you hear on TV is fake. That’s a sound effect and not the actual sound from her hand hitting his face. Really? People actually thought she hated the guy and was representing “every woman in America”? Wow. The viewers of this show never cease to amaze me with their gullibility sometimes.
-Ashley Spivey, a 25 year old nanny currently living in NY, is the recipient of the first impression rose.
-One of the girls tells a knock-knock joke to Brad when she meets him out of the limo. Don’t know which girl it is, but is something along the lines of: (Her): “Knock-knock.” (Brad): “Who’s there?” (Her): “24 women.” (Brad): “24 women who?” (Her): “Exactly.” Which is funny because even on the night they arrived, this girl still didn’t even know there was 30 girls on the show, or else her punchline would’ve been “29 girls”.
-I announced Brad was officially the next “Bachelor” on Mon, Sept. 20th. Most girls left for filming on either Tuesday or Wednesday the 21st or 22nd, with filming starting that Sat. night the 25th. None of the girls were ever told 100% who the “Bachelor” was when they left for filming. If they had come across my site before they left, then they at least had an idea it could be Brad. But not until the limos pulled up the first night did any of the girls know 100% that Brad was the bachelor. Chris Harrison has stated this, and even ABC in a press release said as much.
-The girl who waxes Brad’s arm is Raichel Goodyear because she’s a cosmetologist/esthetician. She’s the one seen putting on the rubber glove in one of the promos.
-Inside during the party, Alli Travis is the one that bends over in front of him and asks what he thinks of her ass because an ex-boyfriend broke up with her because he wanted a girl with a more petite ass.
-In one promo clip, you see Brad on his knee in front of a woman in a black dress. That’s Sarah Powell. Apparently she tells him to get on his knee and repeat what she tells him to say.