All Your “Bachelor” Spoilers for Brad’s Season – 12/8/10

December 8th, 2010 | 43 Comments | Posted in Bachelor Brad Spoilers, The Bachelor 15 - Brad

Here’s what I’ve got on the 20 girls remaining after the first episode. I even put them in alphabetical order by first name for you. Also, about half of these girls have active Twitter accounts and are already following each other, but none of them are posting anything because they can’t. Well, Kim is, but all her tweets are about sports since she went to the University of Miami and Alabama. So all you stalkers and nutjobs can go follow them if you’d like. Here you go:

Alli Travis: 24, buyer for Abercrombie & Fitch, lives in Ohio.

Ashley Hebert (pronounced “AY-bear”): 25, Madawaska, Maine. A longtime ex boyfriend died right before she came on the show. Has a tattoo on her wrist that says “Crazy Beautiful”. Currently attending dental school at the University of Pennsylvania.

Ashley Spivey: 25, nanny from NY, gets the first impression rose, father died suddenly 2 years ago, which is probably going to be her storyline on the show. I’m guessing she was cast thinking Chris Lambton would be the “Bachelor”.

Britt Billmaier: 24 or 25, Seattle, WA. Stanford grad, is a chef and works for a food magazine. Former gymnast, does some modeling, former “Facebook Fox”, and numerous other things you can google about her.

Chantal O’Brien: 28, Mercer Island, WA. Chantal is the daughter of Mike O’Brien, former Seattle Seahawk and owner of the O’Brien Auto Group chain in the Pacific Northwest, which you can read about by clicking this article from 2008. She works as her dad’s assistant at the corporate office and is divorced. Was married in 2005 and divorced in 2009. I’m well aware of who her ex-husband is, what he used to do, and what he does now. Not that hard to figure out once you know Chantal’s last name.

Emily Maynard: 24, Charlotte, North Carolina. Mother of a 5 year old daughter, Ricki. The father of her daughter is Ricky Hendrick, of the well known Hendricks Motor Sports in NASCAR. Ricky died in plane crash in 2004. Five days after he died, Emily found out she was pregnant with Ricky’s child. They were never married. She’s also dated Dale Earnhardt Jr. So if there’s ever an underdog people will get behind this season, I’m guessing it will be Emily.

Jackie Gordon: 27 or 28, from Rhode Island, currently lives in New York City. Works with special needs kids on Upper West Side. Has a website for art she does as a hobby: Jackie’s Art Website.

Keltie Colleen: Age? Originally from Alberta, Canada. Now living in LA. Former Rockette dancer. Dancer/choreographer. Has appeared in numerous music videos for her dancing. Website: Keltie’s Website

Kim Coon: 25, a marketing coordinator in Charlotte, North Carolina. Got her undergraduate degree from the University of Miami. Got her Masters at the University of Alabama. Was a Carolina Panthers cheerleader in 2009.

Lindsay Hill: 25, Frisco, Tx. Was a 1st grade teacher at Allen Elementary school in Frisco, Tx. Quit to do the show a month in to her first teaching job.

Lisa Morrisey: 24, Lives in Kansas City. Former track star at the University of Kansas. Hey, check her career stats right here!

Madison Garton: Age? Lives in New York City. Part of the New York Underground Vampire Club. I have no idea what that means, but nonetheless, she is the girl with the fangs.

Marissa May: 26, Works for SUN Sports/FOX Sports Florida as a Production Assistant. Graduated from University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill in 2007.

Meghan Merritt: 30, former marketing manager for Dolce & Gabbana. Quit her job to do the show. Nice decision.

Melissa Schreiber: 31, waitress in Boca Raton, Fla. Oldest woman on the show.

Michelle Money: 30, Salt Lake City, UT. Works at a salon as a stylist, but also has a modeling/acting background. Would’ve been able to see all her past work on IMDB.com if they hadn’t taken her profile down after I posted it a month ago. She’s divorced and has a 5 year old daughter named Brielle.

Raichel Goodyear: Age? Orange County, CA. Cosmetologist who waxes Brad’s arms on the first night.

Sarah Powell: Age? She’s a realtor, but other than being the girl Brad gets down on his knees for out of the limo, I don’t know anything else about her.

Shawntel Newton 24, Chico, California. She’s a mortician. Works as an enbalmer and funeral director at their family owned funeral parlor. Their website is: Newton Family Funeral Home . Although the picture is older and doesn’t really look like her anymore, hey, maybe you’re in the Chico area and looking to bury someone soon and they can hook you up. And you may think Shawntel is working at the family business just until she finds something else. Not quite. Apparently she loves her job and wants to own that place someday. In fact, she even took the time to email “Ellen’s” show when they were asking people if they want to be on her show. Here’s what Shawntel wrote on Ellen’s website message board almost 2 years ago:

“Hey there Ellen. My name is Shawntel Newton. I wrote a lengthy email about a week ago on your ‘suggestion box’, on how I would love to be meet you sometime and talk with you. I live in Chico, California and I work at my dad’s funeral home. I am going to mortuary school in Sacramento so I can become a licensed embalmer and funeral director. I think it would be such an amazing topic to go over. I know it sounds sad and depressing. But I am a very lively girl and I think people get the wrong idea when they think of ‘funeral people.’ Your show is so awesome, I love you and this it’s awesome that you not only just bring celebrities on your show, but also kids, inventors and maybe one day a mortuary woman. You are great!”
Posted by J. Shawntel Newton | January 22, 2009 3:42 PM

Stacey Queripel: Bartender at Splash Lounge and Burger Bar in Boston, MA. Has a degree in Civil/Environmental Engineering from Wentworth Institute of Technology. Also a print model. Ooohhhh, lookie here. You work that power saw, Stacey. Work it, girl!

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43 thoughts on “All Your “Bachelor” Spoilers for Brad’s Season – 12/8/10

  1. Congrats on the scoop! Lets see how many tabloids run with your info. Season sounds a lil dull, but to be expected since they’ve obv run out of ideas

  2. Great job, comprehensive and a public service ’cause now I don’t need to bother watching that tired old tire retread.

  3. you got me curious, too, re chantal. googled her and couldn’t find her. but found an article about daddy and they spelled her name chantel. with an E.

    however, i didn’t see anything using that spelling either.

  4. steve,
    to say you’re the best would be the greatest understatement. i can’t wait for the season to start. i always look forward to reading your comical take on the episodes. thanks as always!

  5. Thanks Steve! I’ll have to admit, it does sound pretty boring, but I’ll continue to watch anyway just so I can read your funny commentaries. I’m SO tempted to post a link to your site and who wins on WetPaint’s Facebook page but I won’t.

  6. Oh my gosh I’m so excited about reading your column after each show. Now that Train song is in my head and I can’t get it out. Thanks a lot.

  7. I grew up with this girl and her name used to be Chantel Smith back in the day. O’Brien is her stepfather’s name.

  8. I have no intention of watching this season. I think Brad Womack is a dick. But I enjoyed looking over your season pre-cap. I’ll be checking the results … although I already know you’re right.

  9. I don’t know if this is of any interest to you, but:
    Keltie Colleen once dated the guitarist (Ryan Ross) of Panic! At The Disco. It was a pretty high-profile relationship in the pop world and there are quite a few candid photos of the two available online. And if you’ve ever seen Ryan Ross, you’ll probably agree that Keltie is unlikely to go for a guy like Womack.

  10. I totally get that your omission of Madison from the PSA date cast was a simple error, but surely you can understand why you are getting so much flack for it.

    You of all people should know there’s no way they’re going to do a segment about donating blood without the vampire girl!

    Since she self-eliminates in episode 3, I’m guessing her entire role on the show was negotiated and arranged differently than they did with the rest of the hamsters, I mean contestants.

    I think Roberto’s already “gotten out,” for all practical purposes.

    Ali said in an interview with some magazine or other that they were “slowing things down.” Which means that the only thing left is working out whether there’ll be an Official Dumper & Dumpee, or if breaking up will be a “mutual decision.” (While for “regular people,” that might indicate that one or both has some passive-agressive tendencies, with Ali and Roberto it probably has more to do with contractual obligations for appearances “as a couple” at one or more events).

    Viewing Enhancement Tip: A screen grab of the Bachelor House at Night makes a great background image for Dream Aquarium!

  11. “-One of the girls tells a knock-knock joke to Brad when she meets him out of the limo. Don’t know which girl it is, but is something along the lines of: (Her): “Knock-knock.” (Brad): “Who’s there?” (Her): “24 women.” (Brad): “24 women who?” (Her): “Exactly.” Which is funny because even on the night they arrived, this girl still didn’t even know there was 30 girls on the show, or else her punchline would’ve been “29 girls”. “…..

    didn’t happen?

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