All Your “Bachelor” Spoilers for Brad’s Season – 12/8/10

December 8th, 2010 | 43 Comments | Posted in Bachelor Brad Spoilers, The Bachelor 15 - Brad

Episode 2: (20 contestants down to 17)

1-on-1 date: Ashley Hebert. They created an amusement park for them. She is the girl Brad is kissing on the Ferris wheel in the promo. She gets a rose. Interesting note about this date: It actually took place on Monday night, September 27th after Brad had made his appearance on “Dancing with the Stars” earlier in the night.

Group date: American Red Cross PSA. Brad and the girls film a bunch of PSA’s about giving blood. In one of the scenes, he’s having a 3-some (sort of), with Britt and Chantal, as they each take turns making out with him. Melissa interrupts this 3-some to get some action of her own and starts making out with Brad as well. The day of this group date was Michelle’s birthday. She isn’t really thrilled with the way Brad is tonguing down everyone on set, so she doesn’t participate and leaves. Brad ends up finding her, and Michelle gets the rose. Hey, when in doubt, start pouting and Brad will come to your rescue with a rose. I think we can officially label Michelle as the “girl who doesn’t like Brad kissing other girls” girl.

Updated 1/3: PSA Group date- Not on date: Ashley S., Sarah, Lindsey, Jackie (1-on-1), and Ashley H. (1-on-1) On date: Britt, Chantal, Shawntel, Kim, Emily, Michelle, Melissa, Keltie Lisa, Marissa, Meghan, Raichel, Alli, Stacey. Updated 1/7: Madison also on this group date.

1-on-1: Jackie Gordon. They go to a spa, then he has her pick out dress and jewelry and they get private concert from Train. Oh God. We have to hear THAT song again. “Hey, Heeeey-aaaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaa-uhhhhhh. Your lip-stick staaaaaaaaains. On the front lobe of my left side braaaaaaaaaaains.” Have fun trying to get that song out of your head for the rest of the day. Someone shoot me now. As if that song wasn’t in every other commercial already. Jackie gets a rose.

Rose Ceremony Eliminations: Raichel Goodyear, Melissa Schreiber, and Keltie Colleen.

Episode 3: (17 down to 14)

1-on-1: Ashley Spivey. They go to Capitol Records and record “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal together. Once they’re done, Seal shows up and surprises them with a private concert. They go on the roof of the building for dinner. “Kiss From a Rose” is playing while they dance. They make out. Ashley gets a rose.

Group date: A professional stunt man shows up to film stunts as part of a movie scene. They’ve shown clips of this in the promo, most notably Brad carrying someone away from an exploding fire. That’s Shawntel. She gets the rose.

Updated 1/3: Stunt man Group date- Not on date: Ashley S. (1-on-1), Emily (1-on-1), Madison, Meghan, Jackie. On date: Britt, Chantal, Shawntel, Kim, Michelle, Lisa, Marissa, Alli, Ashley H., Lindsey, and Stacey. Updated 1/7: Sarah also on this group date.

1-on-1: Emily Maynard. They take a private jet to Santa Maria, CA to fly kites in a vineyard and have dinner in a barn. It is on this date where Emily first tells him the story about her daughter and who the father is. He is the last to find out. Emily gets a rose.

Rose Ceremony Eliminations: Kimberly Coon, Sarah Powell, and Madison Garton, the vampire. Madison actually raises her hand at the rose ceremony and asks to leave voluntarily and she does.

43 thoughts on “All Your “Bachelor” Spoilers for Brad’s Season – 12/8/10

  1. Congrats on the scoop! Lets see how many tabloids run with your info. Season sounds a lil dull, but to be expected since they’ve obv run out of ideas

  2. Great job, comprehensive and a public service ’cause now I don’t need to bother watching that tired old tire retread.

  3. you got me curious, too, re chantal. googled her and couldn’t find her. but found an article about daddy and they spelled her name chantel. with an E.

    however, i didn’t see anything using that spelling either.

  4. steve,
    to say you’re the best would be the greatest understatement. i can’t wait for the season to start. i always look forward to reading your comical take on the episodes. thanks as always!

  5. Thanks Steve! I’ll have to admit, it does sound pretty boring, but I’ll continue to watch anyway just so I can read your funny commentaries. I’m SO tempted to post a link to your site and who wins on WetPaint’s Facebook page but I won’t.

  6. Oh my gosh I’m so excited about reading your column after each show. Now that Train song is in my head and I can’t get it out. Thanks a lot.

  7. I grew up with this girl and her name used to be Chantel Smith back in the day. O’Brien is her stepfather’s name.

  8. I have no intention of watching this season. I think Brad Womack is a dick. But I enjoyed looking over your season pre-cap. I’ll be checking the results … although I already know you’re right.

  9. I don’t know if this is of any interest to you, but:
    Keltie Colleen once dated the guitarist (Ryan Ross) of Panic! At The Disco. It was a pretty high-profile relationship in the pop world and there are quite a few candid photos of the two available online. And if you’ve ever seen Ryan Ross, you’ll probably agree that Keltie is unlikely to go for a guy like Womack.

  10. I totally get that your omission of Madison from the PSA date cast was a simple error, but surely you can understand why you are getting so much flack for it.

    You of all people should know there’s no way they’re going to do a segment about donating blood without the vampire girl!

    Since she self-eliminates in episode 3, I’m guessing her entire role on the show was negotiated and arranged differently than they did with the rest of the hamsters, I mean contestants.

    I think Roberto’s already “gotten out,” for all practical purposes.

    Ali said in an interview with some magazine or other that they were “slowing things down.” Which means that the only thing left is working out whether there’ll be an Official Dumper & Dumpee, or if breaking up will be a “mutual decision.” (While for “regular people,” that might indicate that one or both has some passive-agressive tendencies, with Ali and Roberto it probably has more to do with contractual obligations for appearances “as a couple” at one or more events).

    Viewing Enhancement Tip: A screen grab of the Bachelor House at Night makes a great background image for Dream Aquarium!

  11. “-One of the girls tells a knock-knock joke to Brad when she meets him out of the limo. Don’t know which girl it is, but is something along the lines of: (Her): “Knock-knock.” (Brad): “Who’s there?” (Her): “24 women.” (Brad): “24 women who?” (Her): “Exactly.” Which is funny because even on the night they arrived, this girl still didn’t even know there was 30 girls on the show, or else her punchline would’ve been “29 girls”. “…..

    didn’t happen?

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