For all your episode-by-episode spoilers of Ashleys season, either click on the “Bachelorette Ashley Spoilers” link at the top of the page, or click here. Also, your episode-by-episode spoilers for “Bachelor Pad 2″ are now also in a link at the top of the page, or or click here. You’ve been warned.
Here’s the basics of what you need to know regarding what’s going to air on Monday night. There’s the 2-hour finale then the 1-hour “After the Final Rose”, which was just taped.
-JP meets Ashley’s family first, and like I said yesterday, her sister Chrystie has a hard time seeing him with her sister. She’s really hard on JP to the point of almost bringing the guy to tears. Questioned why he’s 34 and still single (Uh oh. I’m 36 and still single. Must be no hope for me). JP tells Ashley what her sister said that’s what leads to their conversation of her calling her a bitch. JP none too happy that Ashley’s sister attacked him the way she did and was being so judgmental.
-Family meets and Ben and Chrystie really likes him. Ben even tells Chrystie he’s in love with Ashley. Then Ben and Ashley go walking on the beach which is where the shot of them together that Life and Style had in last week’s magazine came from.
-Both guys shown picking out Neil Lane rings so he can get his free advertisement on the show. No shocker there.
-Final rose ceremony time and Ben is out first. He ends up getting down on one knee and proposing to Ashley. Ashley eventually says no. Ben is shocked and thought Ashley was gonna say yes. He walks away from the podium and she chases after him. She tries to console him but he’s not too thrilled telling her not to sugar coat things, and this isn’t gonna end well because nothing good ever does. Ben leaves and isn’t too happy. Ashley cries, gathers herself, and waits for JP.
-JP arrives on a seaplane, tells her he loves her, she tells him she’s wanted to tell him the same thing for so long, he gets down on one knee and proposes and she says “yes.”
-Favorite part for me: The fact that REO Speedwagon’s “Can’t Fight This Feeling” (their song from the skating rink), plays over the clips of them together hugging, kissing, spinning around, and making out in the water.
“After the Final Rose” Show
-Ben comes out first. Still didn’t know why Ashley didn’t choose him. Thinks that he was more of the risk and JP was a safer choice because of his lifestyle and being on the east coast.
-Ashley comes out, Ben comments about her ring, and he asks what was missing between them. Ashley said she followed her heart instead of her head. She thinks Ben is more like her since they have similar personalities and are closer in age…but that JP always had her heart.
-JP comes out and it’s typical of the final couple. Well, except for Brad and Emily last season that was a little bit tense. But a lot of kissing, hugging, happiness all around, etc. They say they’ve Skyped pretty much every day they haven’t been together, and nothing that happened during the season did anything to change each others feelings for one another.
-Ashley’s sister is in the audience and ends up joining them on stage. She apologizes to JP for being so judgmental and knows he’s right for her sister. Says she didn’t want him to take anything personal but that she was just being a protective older sister. They hug it out, bitches.
-Ashley still has to finish up dental school but says she’s moving to NYC next month, looking for work, and they are getting a place together.
-ABC gives the new couple another trip to Fiji on their dime as their gift. Geez, didn’t they just give Jason and Molly a tent? Or did they give them a trip too? Can’t remember. Whatever the case, JP and Ashley get another free trip to Fiji.
So I’m curious how many people are still doubting what I told them was going to happen back on June 1st? Funny, after Ali and Roberto’s season, people were saying that I’d never get another spoiler again from this show and that was the end of me. Might’ve been the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. Especially considering ever since that season, you have known what was going to happen going into every episode of “Bachelor Pad 1″, Brad’s season, Ashley’s season, and now “Bachelor Pad” 2″ by coming to this site. Sorry, but I’m not going anywhere anytime soon. I will continue to talk about and spoil the show, and haters will continue to talk about me. That’s the way it works, and I’d have it no other way, so keep it comin’.
One final nugget that I’m sure you’ll enjoy. Or think is repulsive, one of the two. Apparently this video was made a couple years ago when Ben F. and his buddy thought they’d follow in the footsteps of Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake’s Digital Short’s on “Saturday Night Live” and be the next comedy duo to make up a comical song about sex. This one is entitled “Cream Dream.” I’m sure you can guess what this entails. There is profanity in case you have virgin ears. Click on the link below to see the video:
“Cream Dream” – http://www.forgeryfilms.com/
I’ll give Ben this: At least this shows he actually has somewhat of a personality. However, the Samberg/Timberlake duo were able to make songs without blatantly dropping f-bombs, and talking about wet dreams all while squirting lotion around for the visual effect. Whatever the case, here’s a video I’m guessing he didn’t want me to get my hands on, but fortunately, I did. Or maybe he doesn’t care that it’s out. Who knows? Hope you enjoyed that brilliance.
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