Bachelor Ben Full Season Spoilers

January 2nd, 2012 | 46 Comments | Posted in Bachelor Ben Spoilers, The Bachelor 16 - Ben

Episode 9: Overnight Dates (In Switzerland, 3 down to 2)

UPDATE from 1/31 post: As for the other information I received, I actually was told back in November that someone returns to the show, but didn’t have any details surrounding it. I heard again on Friday that someone does come back, and the previews last night clearly show it’s Kacie who returns in Switzerland (after getting dumped at the hometowns), to warn Ben about Courtney. Not sure at what point in Switzerland she returns, if it’s before or after Nicki leaves, but she does come back to talk to Ben about Courtney. Nothing more, nothing less. She doesn’t come back to try and win him over or ask back on the show, but she shows up in Switzerland to let Ben know Courtney is an evil witch that needs to drink a bottle of poison.

Rose Ceremony Elimination: Nicki Sterling.

Episode 11: (In Switzerland, Lindzi Cox vs. Courtney Robertson)

-The final rose ceremony took place Wednesday, November 16th at a location on the mountain called Sunnegga, with the Matterhorn as the backdrop. Here is a pic to kind of show you the area:

As you can see, it’s pretty high up, and both girls arrived at the final rose ceremony via helicopter.

So with Lindzi Cox and Courtney Robertson to choose from, who did Ben choose? The easy going, horse riding chick, or the girl with the potty mouth that seemed to be disliked by the others in the house and went skinny dipping with him in Puerto Rico? Naturally, Ben went with his head.

Ben got engaged to Courtney Robertson in Switzerland, and is still engaged to her today (Yes, he went with THAT head).

I’m sorry, but this is utterly hilarious to me. Yes, this girl is engaged to Ben:


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The girl that is an international model/actress, who once dated D-lister Jesse Metcalfe and was his date to the 2005 Emmys (as shown above), the one girl that you can tell from the promos none of the other girls like and probably questioned her sincerity is now engaged to the guy who admittedly said his wine business took off after his appearance on Ashley’s season, who made a “Cream Dream” music video about wet dreams where he was squirting lotion all over the place, was also briefly hanging out/seeing Britt Billmaier from Brad’s season, then had a little fun with Jennifer Love Hewitt six weeks before filming this show? Really? Fifteen previous seasons of the “Bachelor” and not one of the leads has ever gotten married to the final girl he chose in the end. Ummmmm, I think it’s safe to say we should already make that 16 straight seasons of the “Bachelor” that won’t produce a marriage. C’mon people. The guy chose the girl he lusted over and there is not a single chance in hell these two will ever get married. Period. End of story. But it sure will be a hell of a lot of fun making jokes at their expense. By the way, Ben appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning and admitted he had dinner and a date with JLH in August. Funny. Back when the news broke and JLH went on Seacrest’s show to talk about the rumor, she said she randomly happened to be at the same bar he was at and there was no date whatsoever and it was completely coincidental. That should pretty much tell you all you need to know about what happened that night. Ben’s essentially bragging it happened. She is denying it. They can’t even match their stories up. (Her exact quote to Seacrest back on Aug. 17th, “we just happened to be in the same place at the same time.” Uh huh. Not when Ben said, sweetcakes. Here’s a link to the full interview JLH did with Seacrest).

Hey wait! I got it! Best idea I ever had. Since Ben and Courtney have each spent some quality time with D-listers, how about Ben calls up Jennifer Love Hewitt, Courtney rings up good ol’ Jesse Metcalfe, and they can play matchmaker? I mean, JLH just had another guy dump her, and last time I checked, Jesse Metcalfe doesn’t seem to be busy these days. It’s perfect! A match made in heaven. Hey, since Ben and Courtney have no chance of ever getting married, why not at least use their resources and see if JLH and Jesse hit it off. Or is Jesse already one of JLH’s 100 Hollywood ex-boyfriends that I completely forgot about? Whatever the case, I really think they should take me up on my idea. Thank me later. Wow. ABC is gonna have a hell of a time trying to sell this final couple to their audience.

Look, I’m sure Courtney is as sweet as pie, and Ben seems like a decent guy, but seriously people, lets take off the blinders and see exactly what’s happening here. Courtney is on the show to promote her career, and now being engaged to Ben, do you realize how much more publicity she’s gonna get, how many more magazine covers she’ll be on, and how many more TV appearances she’ll get out of this? Whatever plan she had when applying for this show worked. She should probably cut her agent another 5% for probably booking her on this show. I’m guessing Courtney wasn’t sitting alone at home dateless looking for something to do, saw that Ben Flajnik was gonna be the “Bachelor”, and ran to her computer to fill out an application in hopes that she could one day be his future ex-fiance. Call me crazy. As for Ben, he gets an 11 week commercial for his winery, he’s got a woman completely out of his league looks-wise to prance around to all the tv shows and magazines once the finale airs, and he got to show his butt on national tv. Seems like he wins all around. The show is the same exact thing every season except with different cast members. This season will be no different.

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46 thoughts on “Bachelor Ben Full Season Spoilers

  1. @Tiffany_Michelle, in my opinion, it is very hard to find “good” information in that “bachandbachettefans” forum because you have to wade through pages upon pages of big, big graphics, smileys and tons of mindless chitter chatter among the members. Very annoying. Also hard to find what category or topic has the info you are looking for. That site drive me crazy.

    So if “bachandbachette” fans forum had the info before Steve, is that where he is getting it?

    Also, why is abc/fleiss going after Steve if bachandbachette fans has the dirt? Or are they going after the bachandbachettefans forum next?

    On another note, am I the only one who does not find Courtney Robertson all that attractive? Either she had a bad lip job and/or she had a “hair lip” at one time. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…just sayin’…

  2. Hey Steve,

    If they are asking you to settle and not do spoilers anymore, don’t settle for less than $5 million. It’s a ridiculous franchise. Actually, maybe go for 10?

    Suck it for what it’s worth, because we all know they suck.

    Hugs,
    Chris

  3. If I was Ben I would have chosen Courtney Robertson also, even it is just lust and not a bit of love it will be well worth it.

    Except maybe for the first season this show is never about love. It is all about ppl wanting to get TV time and publicity.

    Don’t be jealous. It makes you look bad lol.

  4. Ben’s voice, choice of words, and mannerisms are nearly identical to Tim’s from HBO’s ‘The Life and Times of Tim’ – it’s an animated comedy like family guy, but not nearly as dumb, yet much funnier. Ben could fill in for the voice of Tim – he’s the real deal. His personality is even the same as Tim’s – seriously, it’s bizarre. I can’t watch the show w/o hearing Tim whenever Ben speaks.

  5. Ben = the most awkward Bachelor to date. Also, the most unattractive Bachelor to date. Give him a broad brimmed hat, a pitchfork and a horse and buggy and he’d be a little amish boy.

    The hair…oh my that hair…

  6. My daughter went to high school with Jenna – in Cincinnati, Ohio. It was a privatem, catholic school and I’m sure they are very proud of her (NOT!!!). She was a party girl then and doesn’t seem to have changed much. Her classmates were posting none to nice things about her last night. Guess they weren’t a fan of her either. And I agree about Ben – he is not attractive in the least. I can’t believe they let him go on air with that hair….has he even looked in the mirror lately???

  7. Firstly, I doubt RS would consider it a win win to not be spoiling anymore. I think he’s mentioned enough the income he gets off of the site and how that would be unlikely.

    Secondly, I’m slightly disappointed we don’t have date by date spoilers but oh well. Based on last nights episode, I was rooting for Kacie but thought he initially had chemistry with a redhead who got out of the limo. In reality, it’s true it’s highly unlikely whoever is picked will make it down the aisle so I guess it’s better if it wasn’t her AND Ben might as well have fun with a model.

    Going by her description( foul mouthed, etc) she seems perfectly suitable for a friend with benefits or similar type situation for Ben. Some contestants you get the idea COULD be looking for love, with Ben it’s clearly just for show. I think we’ll soon see these shows clearly and more obviously morphing into a different version of Bachelor Pad.

    Hope the lawsuit goes away.

  8. This makes me sick. I was professional model and I actually know Courtney a little. She is not a very nice person, awful actually. She wore white to a friend of mine’s wedding because she wasn’t asked to be in the bridal party. She is truly a catty b**ch. Ben seems so nice, I hope you are wrong reality steve, but she does have a way with men, poor Ben!

  9. Safe to say after last night’s edit and the fact that she’s F2, Lindzi Cox is your next Bachelorette? I could see it going to Kacie too, especially if she is the person who is the contrast to the season villain Courtney, like the Ali/Vienna dynamic in Jake’s season.

  10. Holly’s last name is Johnson. She’s from 15 minutes from my hometown. I don’t know her personally but some of my Facebook friends were saying “I didn’t know Holly Johnson was gonna be on here!” Several people I know were her sorority sisters at UK.

  11. Hey Steve, thanks for this great site. It’s very entertaining and prevents me from wasting a lot of my time. I always watch the first episode, pick my winners, losers and wackos then read your reviews and see how accurate my first impressions are….now, if only I could work in a drinking game this would make a great girls’ night out!! (and don’t anyone suggest having a drink everytime someone cries….I’d have alcohol poisoning).
    As soon as I read through your spoilers Steve, I will decide which episodes are worth watching. Keep up the great job.

  12. I guessed who Ben picked last night. I checked in to make sure I didn’t have to watch the whole season. Sad he dumps Emily. She seems to be the only one with a brain, personality and she’s cute. But, like you said, he’s thinking with his head.

  13. Honestly, reading this blog is more entertaining than watching the show. Sometimes, I have to watch the show just so I can read the blog. The producers should be paying you for making the show more entertaining, not sueing you. What A-holes.

    You really have a way of calling out people when they have “eccentric” personality quirks. You really nail it. Thanks for the laughs, really enjoy this blog!!!

    and the new site looks great! Thanks again, S

  14. Ugh! I am gonna be sick. I am so disgusted with this farce anymore. I had the show on my DVR to record but needless to say, it has been deleted.

  15. I agree with seriouslyreally – How did the producers let Ben go on with that hideous hair? Didn’t care for him on Ashley’s season and was floored when they made him “The Bachelor.” I would have preferred having Brad Womack coming back for a 3rd try! Ben is NOT attractive in MY eyes but perhaps in someone else’s. As for Jenna- How embarrassing! One second she was supposedly crying her eyes out and then Ben walks up and she is dry as her personality. And what was she trying to say to him? She made no sense! Last but not least – can someone tell me how many times she said the word “model” when talking to Ben?!?! Perhaps she has been modeling facial wax!

  16. * Correction to my post – “How many times did Courtney say the word “model” when talking to Ben? Perhaps she has been modeling facial wax!!”

  17. Ben, another ABC whore for the record books. You could see the red flames in Chris Harrison’s eyes and the devil horns peeking out as he claimed another soul for his seedy production. Love? Pfft! Do it for the ratings, Ben! Think of the winery! I love the preview and how Ben gets his skank on with all the “lovely” ladies. I really wished grandma had stayed. I hope Brittany’s reason for leaving is she’s not that kind of girl. I bet Chris Harrison humped the Neilsen box screaming, “Lesbians!!!!”

  18. And i agree the hair!!! I mean I thought for sure he’d show up w/ a hot buzz and be super sexy, but he looks dopey! Although they clearly did hook him up w/ the bachelor trainer. I am super curious about what is in the contracts w/ these people. If you get ahold of a contract that would be an amazing post!

  19. They should change the name of the show from “The Bachelor” to “This guy who got dumped and now is available”. Clearly on the show for one reason… Courtney wtf. Jessica Simpson called and wants her expressions back. Beauty is powerful, powerful enough even to land a luke warm stud-ish and get made fun of for a few months. I’m starting to hope the Mayans are right!!

  20. “The show is the same exact thing every season except with different cast members. This season will be no different.”

    It’s really getting old, isn’t it?

  21. Thank you for this play by play. I was going to watch this season as I liked Ben but when you said he chose Courtney when you posted that weeks back. I decided to not waste time so I am glad you posted the episode spoilers so now I really dont have to watch
    I like how Ben decided he did not want to date JLH mainly due to the fact that he did not want to date a celeb (as he said in multiple interviews) but yet he chose the girl that is a model and has dated a celeb….interesting I really do not see this working…Oh Ben you made a BAD choice but I guess if a chick is willing to get naked without really knowing him then he was a goner at that point, as I believe that is when he decided she won

  22. For those who don’t want to read spoilers……instead of conducting polls, how about this?……if you don’t want to read the spoilers…..don’t read them. Seems simple enough.

  23. WOW. I cannot believe that you would even think about giving away the end. Dumb. It’s good to have this for recapping episodes and talking about them,but when you ruin the end for everyone.its annoying and irritating. THANKS A LOT.

  24. and p.s. i didnt look up “spoilers” i heard people talking about it. so you dont always have to look for it to find out these things. but this is ridiculous !! why would you post this all over the internet and piss off everyone. And even if it wasn’t your idea to post the ending,why would the producers contact you and tell you to say this stuff when everybody hates courtney and a lot of people are going to stop watching it. dont whine and complain about getting a law suit, you kinda threw yourself under the bus. obviously if you know there’s gonna be problems if you post this when its pretty much illegal….I dont mind this guy,i just wish he wouldn’t spoil the ending like that…not fair to people who actually wanna watch the show and not know what happends at the end…

  25. wow, tacogirl. who’s holding the gun to your head to read this site? and if you’re hearing it from your friends, well then blame your friends for talking about it in front of you if you dont want to know. You claim to not want to know the spoilers, yet you’re here in the SPOILERS section of the site, commenting. i think the only thing dumb and ridiculous is YOU.

  26. Wow, Courtney! Could you be any cheaper? Maybe if you were beautiful. I don’t get it. No depth, no looks. What?

  27. I’ve honestly never liked Ben. Not even last season when he was with Ashley. I was glad she didn’t pick him. I don’t think he’s good looking at all and he has such a booring personality. And after seeing how he takes to Courtney, he’s lost my respect too. Big thumbs DOWN!

  28. First of all, Ben is not a natural with women where he knows above average knowledge on how a woman thinks. I can remember him trying to recruit people for that boating event during Ashley’s season. He couldn’t connect with one person or where to look which told me he wasn’t a natural. But he is honest, and a good man which is why many of the women were full of jealously. Here is the thing when the majority of women come up to you and another revisit you, to warn you about a particular person, they are not all wrong! Ben was blinded by his puppy love similar to that of Jake and like so many guys who picks the bad girl that aggressively goes after them. I am curious, what are Ben’s thoughts about Courtney while watching the show? If he’s in denial, he will say she never meant half that stuff she said and she was different with him. True, she was different with him but if he was more of a natural with women he should have seen the signs. I wish him well and I think women still have a chance for Ben if it’s Courtney which I would give 6 months to a year before that is over…lol

  29. I started watching the Bachelor/Bachelorette just a couple of seasons ago. I am so glad I found this site to read the spoilers, I never knew it existed until right before Ben’s season started…I just happen to stumble on it thru twitter.
    To tell you the truth, I was so glad that Ashley picked J.P on her season and I bet she is too after watching Ben as the Bachelor. Ben really disrespected the other women when he skinny dipped with Courtney. I understand if he has feelings for her…I get that..but to go as far as doing that with Courtney while the others are thinking they have a shot at love also. Well…let’s just say that if they knew they would have high-tailed it out the door. So you can bet money they didn’t know anything about it until it aired.

  30. Steve,
    Thanks for saving me time. I have watched all of both-gendered series but after Jake chose V, I swore if I found out that the Bachelor/ette ever chose the most disliked person in the house again, I wasn’t finishing that season. Until they decide not to select contestants that have an obvious career or business to promote, this scenario will just keep repeating itself and I can just not even start a series. If people like me just wanted to watch a bunch of people behaving badly we could watch Jersey Shores and The Housewives of…I’m just saying’…..

  31. Considering that there has not been even one successful marriage to arise from this show, it makes one wonder? What’s the point? Self promotion, 15 minutes of fame and the Almighty dollar seem to be the only things of true importance when all is said and done? Love, romance etc etc etc are about as real as the relationships on the daily soaps! If some poor genuine soul naively believes that they will find their true love on this show, they are mistaken and should be looking elsewhere for that cause that’s not what this show is about! What this show is about is ratings and dollars! Period!

  32. @tacogirl Who the hell forced you onto this website? It’s obvious that this site has spoilers and so it’s disingenuous of you to criticize this site or the material on it! I came to this site to specifically find out if Ben was idiotic enough to pick Courtney which just confirmed my theory that this whole show is just that, a show! It’s just like a soap opera, even if it’s called reality.

  33. Ben is an idiot….after all the warnings he still chooses her? It’s his own fault! I guess he liked seeing her breasts or felt guilty because had gone all the way…what a dork!!

  34. Aw man! I wanted Kacie B, but really? if he chose that awful Courney floozie, he deserves what he’s getting. I hope Kacie gets to be the next bachelorette!

  35. hahahahaha, I am loving the whole Ben & Courtney
    sexcapades. The other women are lucky that they won’t be picked by Ben the loser, boring, moronic, stoic, bad haired, ugly bachelor. I mean really, talk about him being a pussy whipped little amish boy…..all it took was Courtney playing with his pee pee in the water and the other women were toast.

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