-Rose ceremony time. Holy crap it’s cold outside! Can we get some heat lamps up in this bitch? I don’t want to say they have a serious case of THO going on, but I think all of them could cut glass right now. Ben: “Thankful you’re here…relationships forming…one of you will come back someday…didn’t know if this would work…but this is reassuring for me…Courtney, just save the room key I slipped into your pocket the other night. We’ll be needing that in a few months.” Kacie, Courtney, and Blakeley are already safe with roses.
Jennnifer: Their incredibly loud kisses and her fire crotch are keeping her around.
Emily: Even though she didn’t have much a role last night, she’s still my favorite this season.
Elyse: Since she was barely in the episode, I’m sure she was off doing planks somewhere.
Erika: She’s bothered by Courtney. And next week, she faints. What a joyous time it looks like she had.
Rachel: I think this chick is freaky, nose stud and all. Enjoyed getting felt up by Monica. I think.
Lindzi: That text message from last week is still on my mind.
Nicki: I guess the only remaining question this season is what made Nicki say she’s not ready to be a wife and a mother now.
Casey S: Basically been a ghost for two episodes.
Samantha: Kleenex can’t catch a break with Blakeley around.
Monica: Granted, we didn’t get to see her dry hump Blakeley this week, but at least we got to see her graze Rachel’s boob. That counts for something, right?
Jamie: Good luck this weekend. All none of us will be cheering you on.
“Ladies, Ben. This is the final rose tonight. When you’re ready. Although, take your time, because Blakeley’s THO right now giving me sensations I haven’t felt in a long time.”
Brittney: As I told you a while back, and as we see in the promos next week, she leaves during the ski date after party. Could be because this show just isn’t for her. Could be because she doesn’t want us to see her acne breaking out on camera anymore. Pro-Active, Brittney. Worked for Jessica Simpson and Katy Perry.
-Jenna’s exit could’ve been better. “I came here looking for love…I’m sick…Are you kidding me?…Are you kidding me?…I’m mortified…I think I deserve love. I’ve been trying to find it.” Sorry Jenna, but that just wasn’t in the class of the Ashleigh Hunt “Are you f***ing kidding me?” blasts she got off when Jake kept Vienna over her. Sorry Jenna, not in Ashleigh’s league just yet. But I’m looking forward to your media conference call transcript. Lets hope those reporters don’t make you cry as well.