Another season of “Bachelor Pad” is upon us. I’ll be here every Tuesday over the next eight weeks to cover this complete sh** show. And what a sh** show it is. A steaming pile of manure looks at this show and says to itself, “You know, I don’t look and smell so bad after all.” It’s one thing to go on the “Bachelor” or “Bachelorette” and cry over someone you barely know, or even make a stupid comment here or there. “Bachelor Pad” is a completely different animal. Like, these people think acting like this is going to make them look cool or somehow make other people like them more. I don’t get it. I mean, not to sound like a 37 year old fuddy duddy, but geez, do some of these people have any self-respect? Really? You want to act like that on national television? Hey, you’re making my job that much easier because the second you signed on that dotted line, you are fair game for every insult barb thrown your way over the next eight weeks. And based on what the first episode showed us, I can’t think of one person on this show that won’t be ridiculed at some point.
Wanted to bring something to forefront right now before it gets out of hand. For the past year, plenty of you have asked me on my video blog, or even in the “Reader Emails” what happened between me and Holly Durst and why I won’t talk about it. And for a year, I’ve taken the high road and just left it at that I don’t care for her, I don’t need people like her in my life, but I was not getting into details. It wasn’t anyone else’s business what happened, and even though I had cut off all communication with Holly, I wasn’t going to throw her under the bus. Well come to find out Holly appeared on a live video blog on Vokle last night and someone asked her what’s the deal between her and Reality Steve. She then proceeded to tell the biggest bold faced lie I’ve ever heard and accuse me of something I NEVER said. I’m going to say this as nice as humanly possible Holly, and I hope you take it to heart: Keep your f***ing mouth shut. You don’t want to get this started. I’ve never said nasty things about you in my blog or on my videos in the last year like you accused me of doing last night. Obviously you are being fed false information. Go back and read any “Bachelor Pad 2” recap, or any video blog I’ve done. I’ve NEVER told people any details as to why I didn’t like you. I just made it known that I didn’t. I’ve purposely bit my tongue on all the things I know about you, which you are completely unaware that I know. So I suggest you pipe down, and when asked about me in any situation whatsoever, you just do what I’ve done for the past year and say “I’ve got nothing to say about that guy” and quietly move on. There. That’s all you have to do. That’s all I’ve done ever since last June. Unlike you, I still have an ounce of respect for the friendship we once had, or else I would’ve already come out and obliterated you and your character. I’ll let your little lie you told last night slide because I’m such a nice guy. Don’t speak of me and I won’t speak of you. You’ve been warned. Tread lightly.
For the record, probably a good chance you are going to be seeing another one of these rants on Thursday. But this one will be for good reason, and it won’t be pretty. Amazing how insincere, phony, and downright disgusting some people in this franchise can be. Makes me sick to my stomach, and frankly, I’m tired of it. Tune in Thursday and I’ll explain a little further in detail. If I write it now, I may say some things I regret later. I need a breather. Good thing I’m headed to Vegas this weekend, because I seriously need a break from some of these self-absorbed, holier-than-thou contestants who couldn’t be more disingenuous and hypocritical if they tried. The pretentiousness of some of these people thinking they are “better” than the fans cast on this show, only confirms everything I’ve ever told you about many of these people. There are some good ones, but honestly they are few and far between, and I’m finding out more and more what a bunch of low-life famewhores most of them are.
Whew. That felt good. Now that that’s off my chest, what else can we talk about before getting started? Emily and Jef were on Jimmy Kimmel last night and it was pretty uneventful. Nothing major happened, but Jimmy did something that maybe ABC should take notice of. Since we all know the two hour finale was long, drawn out, and completely unnecessary to put viewers through, Jimmy and his staff thought they’d give people a :30 summary of the finale. Perfect:
So if you turned on your TV Sunday night for the finale, and saw that for :30 seconds, I think you’d have been much happier than sitting through the pomp and circumstance of two hours of the same things over and over and over. Other than Kimmel’s writers obviously looking at spoilers the last few seasons when they have the lead on in the beginning of the season, that show is definitely on top of the ball when it comes to making fun of this show.