Your “Bachelor Pad” Recap Including Why the Spoilers Are Gone & Who You Can Blame For It

August 7th, 2012 | 91 Comments | Posted in Bachelor Pad 3, Bachelor Pad 3 Spoilers

-David ends up taking Blakeley, Jamie, and Erica on his date. The four of them get to re-live their senior prom. Well, sort of. I’m guessing Blakeley’s senior prom was a liiiiiiiitle bit different than what we saw last night. Unless they just didn’t show us the footage of her drunk and getting drilled in the backseat of the limo, I’m guessing this wasn’t quite the same as her senior prom. Jamie tells us she never got to go to her senior prom, so this is like the greatest thrill in the world for her. Well other than the fact that she doesn’t get to stalk Chris during it. And is anyone the least bit surprised that Jamie didn’t get to go to her senior prom? Neither am I. I don’t know what David’s senior prom consisted of, but it certainly couldn’t have been anything like what we saw last night. My guess is it had a lot of gel, mousse, dudes drenched in Drakkar Noir, and a bunch of fist pumping. As for Erica’s senior prom, I can’t even begin to guess what that was like. But I’m sure she wore a tiara, acted like a stuck up, pretentious snob, and other girls there hated her.

-When the girls are getting ready, they’re talking about what to wear for David. “What kind of dresses do you think he’ll like?” You really think David cares about what dresses you guys have on? Please. As long as there’s cleavage, he’s good. Blakeley and Erica can provide that. “I don’t know if he’s a butt guy or a boob guy.” My guess is that David will take whatever he can at this point. And he did invite two DD girls and one B cup, so call me crazy, but I say he’s a boob guy. The “prom” starts, and they all get a solo performance by the one and only country star Katie Armiger. You know, that Katie Armiger girl who sings that one song, you know, about country and stuff. Hey man, I loved high school. I can still tell you a 100 stories about stuff that happened to me in high school. Senior prom sucked because I went with the wrong girl, but, high school in general was a blast. However, lets just say this is one prom I’m glad I wasn’t in attendance for. I’d much rather be rocking out to Jodeci, Bell Biv Devoe, and Johnny Gill than Katie. Sorry.

-Back at the mansion, we see yet another wild pool party going on. Ed bangs Jaclyn and makes noises again like he did with Sarah. Well, actually they just played the exact same noise that they played last week on a loop. That was quite obvious. Anyone surprised by this? What else is there to do when others are out on a date? They’re acting as if a drunken pool party just magically happened all of the sudden. Nothing got out of hand. You people just do what you do when you all get together. Like this upcoming weekend in Chicago. There’s a “Bachelor” reunion happening that I’m sure will be like everything we saw last night times 1,000. It’s not an ABC related reunion, there will be no cameras there, and no one has to sign any release forms. Just a gathering of people who contacted each other through the secret Facebook Group that they’re all a part of. Yes, there is a secret Facebook Group that you are allowed entry into once you become a contestant on this show. That’s pretty much how all these people start to talk to people from other seasons and start planting the seeds to sleep with them. So if you’re out and about in Chicago, I’m sure you won’t miss them this weekend. Let the hookups begin!

-Back on the boring prom date, Jamie gets the rose because she told a sob story and I guess David thought there was an outside chance he could get in her pants. Unless you really want to remove her panties that have “Reserved for Chris or The Guy Back Home I Left Twice to Be On a Reality Show” written across them, I’d pass if I were you Dave. Blakeley is none too happy that she invited him on her date last week and didn’t give him the rose, but now he’s inviting her on his date – and not giving her the rose. Huh? Totally confused here. But Jamie is ecstatic. “Out of all my Bachelor experiences, I’ve never gotten a rose on a date.” Wow. This must be a high point in her life or something. You know why you never got a rose on any date during Ben’s season? Because you’re bat sh** crazy, that’s why. And David gave you a rose because he needed you to keep him around. There are a lot of weird, unstable people in this franchise, but Jamie has raced to the lead after watching this season. Them slow dancing after he gave her the rose was priceless. It was like watching two 7th graders at their first school dance and the guy had his first boner so they stand 2 feet apart from each other and have their hands on each others hips, wading back and forth. Verrrrrrry sensual dance. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Or not.

-Rachel’s date is up next and she takes Michael. I think she brought along Tony and Nick too, but lets be honest, they had no business being on that date. She wanted Michael there because she likes him and, well, I’m not exactly sure what his motivation was. He claims he was on the show for love, but considering Jaclyn and Rachel were in Chicago this past weekend with Ed and Chris (via Twitter), doesn’t sound like much is happening in the Michael/Rachel department whatsoever anymore. Please Rachel. Please don’t tell me you are now girl #4 that’s hopped aboard the Chris Bukowski polish sausage. For the love of all things good, please tell me you were able to restrain yourself all weekend from being Sarah’s sloppy fourths with the guy. I like Rachel. I really do. I’d hate to see her head down that path of darkness.

-Back at the mansion, Jamie figures that since Chris and Blakeley seem to be squabbling, it’s her time to make a move. She has on her bikini, she’s ready to get taken to Pleasuretown, she says in an ITM, “I just wanna fall in love on TV…show my kids someday,” she walks into Chris’ room and essentially Chris gives her the Heisman. No sex for you Jamie. Chris: “It’s not you, it’s me.” Which I hope Jamie 100% understands that it was absolutely her. He ain’t into you sweetie. He played you like a fiddle because he knew he could and you let him. Wow. Now Jamie is crying, she doesn’t know what happened to her relationship, and now she doesn’t know what to do other than to try on that white coat sitting in the corner with all the buckles on it and go into the nice, soft padded room next door. Cuck-koo, cuck-koo, cuck-koo.

-Back at the date, Rachel, Michael and the other two dudes are dressed as wax figures at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum and they’re going to surprise “Bachelor” fans who are supposedly there for fun, even though I’m guessing they were plants. An odd date to say the least, they scared a few citizens walking through, but after that, not much. I’m sorry, but if I were walking through the wax museum after seeing the likes of Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Lady Gaga, Michael Jackson, Elton John, and the Terminator, the last thing I’d be impressed with would be rejects from a reality show. Like these people possibly could’ve believed for one second that a museum like that had wax figures made of:

-The girl who finished 5th on Ben’s season
-A guy who got dumped by Holly Durst in favor of a smarmy, pretentious dentist
-The crier who lasted two episodes on Emily’s season
-The personal trainer from Ashley’s season that no one remembered

Yeah, verrrrrrrrrry realistic. Hey, while you’re at it Madame Tussaud, how about trying to get people to think you made wax figures out of the Glass House cast, and the cast of “Cop Rock?” They are just as legitimate. To no one’s surprise, Rachel gave Michael the rose, they made out, and he told her a bunch of stuff that doesn’t even matter today since it certainly doesn’t look like they’re even still seeing each other.

91 thoughts on “Your “Bachelor Pad” Recap Including Why the Spoilers Are Gone & Who You Can Blame For It

  1. She sold Kalon out to Star magazine so I’m not surprised she did this. Once a sell out, always a sell out. She’ll do anything for fame and money. How sad……

  2. Steve,

    I feel badly for you that you had to learn such a painful lesson. In the long run this experience will serve you well.

    When you look at people you choose to trust, you have to look at them as a whole. Are they honest in every aspect of their lives? If you think they’ll be different for you — you will end up wrong.

    This is a girl who has chosen to make reality shows a regular experience for herself. She’s a sellout. She is clearly insecure and lacks integrity. She showed you who she was before you decided to suck up to her. She’s not about anyone but herself.

    You’ve said your peace. Shut up about it now. Live and learn and move on. Sorry you got burned.

  3. ok said I would have one post in all my years here and I did it. hours ago ..however bigfatwoman has said it all!!! So I need to give her a shout out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. I feel.. Mixed. I agree, RS should live and learn from his tragic misconception that ANYONE from the Bachelor franchise is his true friend. However, HE often had her back. I found this excerpt from his Jan 22 post about the Bachelor/ette Reunion:

    “Reading some of the Twitter accounts and looking at pictures, some girls looked great, and others, not so much. However one consensus that I did get is that a lot of people were impressed with how Erica Rose looked. Good for her. And her gavel.”

    It all makes sense.

  5. @ strick432: Erica was on Dr. Phil for being spoiled rotten – I think it was called “Spoiled Rich Princesses” or something like that. She was on with her mother, and also another girl who was also spoiled rotten by her mother. They both refused to do chores, curb their spending, and were basically doing nothing with their lives. Dr. Phil forced them to do a day of honest work (which they failed at, if I remember correctly). Then she was on “You’re Cut Off,” the link above you posted by Guerlain where her mother turned her into this rich girls’ boot camp because of her spending and the usual. It doesn’t seem like she’s changed a bit and obviously wants to be on TV as much as possible.

    Steve, I’ll be your friend. MY tiara’s better than Erica’s. ;-)

  6. he basically openly admitted fishing for information from the contestants and buying it.

  7. Sorry this happened Steve but she isn’t smart enough to be that manipulative. I’ve never read this blog, I don’t really watch reality shows, but I grew up with her in Houston. She scrapes by in life because she’s so stupid that nobody sees her as a threat. Her manipulation tactics are 4th grade level, it’s just that nobody cares enough about her to expose her. The men in Houston just sleep with her and laugh about it later.
    Half her Houston “society” friends met her on FACEBOOK. SHE IS ONLY RELEVANT AS A PUNCHLINE. The people I know who went to law school with her said she barely graduated and failed the Texas bar, if it makes you feel better they also said they would give her bad information when they studied with her because they knew she was talking shit behind their backs.
    Media blackout. Make her irrelevant. Well, more so than she already is. If you won’t do that, at least make her unhireable because other reality “stars” won’t work with her. I look forward to reading her most incriminating texts, and you just made a fan of your blog!

  8. Steve, I feel for you, I honestly do. But at the same time, I believe Erica was “planted” by the Bach producers to become a “friend” of yours. The deal they put out was most likely money, and another appearance on BP. Once she got what she was promised, she blew the whistle on you. That’s my take on the situation. Sad that people like her are THAT incredibly insecure and spoiled that they have to live their lives this way. Consider it a lesson well learned. But, be cautious; there are many, many “Erica Rose” type people out there. Just tread lightly.

  9. Sorry Steve this happened to you. I live in Houston and know all about Erica Rose. Im sorry you fell for her spoiled childish behavior. Erica is all about Erica, she wants everyone to love her and worship her and yet she doesnt like anyone. She thinks everyone is beneath her. She only wants to be around you if it benefits her. Her mother is just like her, thats why she is this way. Kalon I have to say is a nice guy, he is all an act on TV. Please Steve keep your info coming. I look forward to it.

  10. I stopped coming here a couple of years back and don’t watch these shows but saw on CNN about this issue…crazy, I know. But one of the last things I wrote was about how Kasey and Vienna were psycho crazy. RS, you told me that I shouldn’t judge these people and they aren’t as they seem. My response…you’re getting too close. Seems it ended up being true. These people are leaches that are trying to make a quick buck for themselves. They all have ego and self esteem issues. Just do your job and keep your distance.

  11. Did anyone noticed the editing error during the wax museum date? I knew immediately that the “wax figure” of Chris Harrison was really him because in the first shot, his fingertips were pressed together at waist-level. In the next shot, his hands are down, and in the next shot, his hands are back at waist-level. Gave it away immediately.

  12. @kmar – yup, saw that too.

    RS, why’d you delete my comment that included the links to the Bachelor/ette and your own facebook pages?

  13. FB pages have settings. I am sure Steve is not deleting anybody’s posts on his RS FB page. Depending on the settings; ages restrictions, posts, pictures, tags can all be controlled in his admin control panel. :D

  14. The funniest (or perhaps the most pathetic) part of the whole series is how the former bachelor(ette) contestants keep talking about how they deserve to be there, but not the fans.. as though they’ve done something spectacular to deserve this opportunity. Would there even be a show if there weren’t fans to watch it? I am always surprised by what train-wrecks these people are – you know you should watch, but you do :)

  15. Live and learn Steve. You gut stung, so be it. But if this happens again, just means that you are either a slow learner, are dumb, or both.

    Love the spoilers. Just pay attention to details of contracts you sign. I do not want to see the spoilers end.

  16. I find it totally hilarious that Erica is so delusional that she thinks she’s “prettier.” Compared to who? Erica is NOT pretty. She’s funny looking, though her plastic surgery helped but then again, most of these girls that she is putting down didn’t have to have plastic surgery to get a better FACE. It’s just a darned shame that RS wasted his $300 or she would have seen the truth – nobody wanted to waste money on her. Oh well, at least it was for charity. She may think she’s “pretty” but she has an UGLY personality.

  17. @cangel – since everyone else has been able to post links with no problem (see above comments) and because after I posted the links there was a line stating “Your comment is awaiting moderation. ” printed above the links and then the post disappeared, I respectfully disagree that was the issue.

    @ sandy – couldn’t agree more.

  18. punka: Steve may not be either dumb or a slow learner. He may just be somewhat naive about some relationships. Some really smart people have those same traits. By his own admission, he doesn’t trust easily, which probably helps him not be taken advantage of, but also could cause him to be somewhat lonely and thus vulnerable to someone who seems, at first glance, trustworthy.

    In terms of the contestants on this show – I can only imagine that it is the really rare individual that doesn’t score high on the narcissism scale, and therefore low on empathy. Such a person doesn’t really tune into the feelings of others – just their own. I have seen no evidence that Erica is that rare exception.

    Having said all that – let’s try not to demonize anyone – none of us are as good or as bad as it may appear.

  19. Well, Steve, you’ve learned a tough lesson: fame whores are fame whores and they’ll do anything to further their narcissistic goals – and if that means betraying their friends or family or whoever, they’ll do it.
    Frankly, I don’t think you should have either removed your spoilers OR paid a fine, although I understand the economics of doing so. Fact is, a Bach Franchise contestant took it upon herself to develop a “friendship” with you, so if anyone is breaking the rules/violating a contract, it’s her.
    But don’t sweat it. It’s not like anyone who has seen Erica’s “performances” honestly feels that she has an iota of personal integrity, so … carry on (with caution)!
    And fer gawd’s sake DON’T communicate with Fan-Donna, even if she contacts you! That girl is barking mad! Seriously, what was with her comments in the limo about not understanding why not a single guy in the BP house was throwing himself at her, because that’s what happens to her EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME?
    Holy delusions, Batman!!
    Thanks for letting us know what’s going on Steve. And keep doing what you’re doing.
    P.S. to Quacker: Are your initials either E.R. or M.F., perhaps? Hahahahahahahaha!

  20. @Randals…sorry thought you meant comments with links were being deleted off his RS FB page. I must of read it wrong. Looks like your on the RS “naughty” list :D

  21. There are some contestants on the show that immediately give off a good vibe to me. Some of these contestants would be Melissa R, Kacie B and Tenley Molzahn. Then there are contestants that rub you the wrong way. One of them for me is Erica. It seems like Erica is a little bit off and I am not able to place why. I am not sure why Steve even befriended her on a more personal level and placed his trust in her. Maybe they were two peas in a pod and used a lot of humor in their friendship and they got along for that reason. The lesson learned is that true friends are hard to find. Hopefully Steve will be more careful on who he befriends in the future. I am sure Erica can be a nice person, just misunderstood. Anyways I found this video about Erica.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtjvnx3e__4

  22. $300 for Erica Rose? Steve, you overpaid by at least $270. $30 tops – and that’s the tab for both you and her. Seriously, I wish Erica Rose would find herself a man somewhere so we wouldn’t have to watch her season after season on Bachelor Pad, but with her pathetic whiny self-serving attitude that most likely will never happen. Decent men won’t have anything to do with women like Erica (on a permanent basis), and decent women don’t behave like she does. She is nothing more than a mercenary wh*re, selling whatever she has to the highest bidder. And I bet she’s paid in both cash and “benefits.” Ugh. Steve, really, you can do better.

  23. people could sell steve shit and he’d buy it as long as it comes from one of the bachelors.
    no more spoilers..
    duck is quacking in its shack, quack quack

  24. Steve – I hate this happened but when you get too close to the fire, you get burned. I have been confused in the past when you suddenly became friends (Wes for example) (Deanna modeling jeans on your website, for example) after you spoofed them for months. I think a healthy distance from all of them is wise. You talk about their character and their egos – why you think any of them would change their stripes is naive. Lesson learned I hope.

  25. I can’t stand Erica Rose, she’s whiny and irritating. When she talks it’s like chalk screetching across a board. I want to gouge my eyes out with pencils. The only reason I can think of that we have to watch her every season on BP is because the Fleecemaster MF owes her something. STEVE, when will you learn, MF has a bounty of sorts on your head. He will do whatever he has to do to stop you and bring you to your knees. I am sure has has offered the Bach/Ette alumni something if they can get the goods on you. It my not be money, but in ER’s case, televison time. For goodness sake Steve, please do not trust these people, they are all famewhores who will sell their mother’s down the river. Stay away from them, and never never reveal your sources to any of them. Take it to your grave. I won’t watch as long as he has people like Erica Rose on. I look forward to RS spoilers so I don’t have to watch. Watch your back Steve.

  26. Hang her to dry. End of story.

    She’s delusional. There is no way at all that girl is pretty. She’s been given too much incorrect information all her life…likely ‘daddy’ told her what a little princess she was all her life, she ate it up, and look where it gets her?

    I really hope that if she decides to practice law, that NO ONE hires her because of the publicity she’s had. That would be the ultimate haha on her!

  27. AMEN to everything @Athena said.

    As badly as I feel for anyone who naively gets burned by another person — I’m going to conclude with no real basis whatsoever that Steve is rather emotionally stunted.

    Between the over the top and sometimes offensive sophomoric re-caps….to the fixation of Mike Fleiss. This seems like a case of (and I’ve said it before) unfinished business with the high school bully that Mike Fleiss represents and a way to be “in” with the cool kids via Erica Rose and any other Bach contestants Steve can befriend.

    I think in general Steve needs to do some growing and man-ing up.

    (Less we forget the Donate button and not telling the full story behind it — add that to the list).

  28. Steve, you said, “I don’t think she did this just to do it for fun. I’m guessing there was incentive for her to do it.”

    Silly, the incentive is that you are not Mike Fleiss. That you can’t help Erica maintain her non-career as a professional media whore. Who else will put her on primetime television? Who else will put her in situations where a hot guy might kiss her? Who else will give her a glamorous life in the public eye with parties and cameras and gifting suites? No you, buddy.

    Being on television is THAT important, Steve. At least it is to shallow spoiled lazy people like Erica Rose.

    Plus, where else is she going to find hot guys to kiss her (if he’s not busy avoiding her or making rude and sexist wise cracks about her body)?

  29. This is the LLM program she bragged about going to

    http://thirdtierreality.blogspot.com/2010/05/sweltering-smoldering-steaming-stack-of.html

    Her and her “Best Friend” Brittany Reichek (Klinger) like selling stories to people, BRK was just the “source” for some tabloid story where she sold out her old friends who I am SURE have their own stories about her. But she isn’t famous, so who would pay for stories about a nobody? These are two IRRELEVANT peas in a pod.

  30. Erica Rose should take the advice of Jimmy Conway (Goodfellas)…..”never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut”.

  31. LOL I loved this article! Sorry about what Erica did to you- she’s a butt hole anyway! HAHA your summary of that episode was so hilarious!!

  32. :Erika was on bachelor, bachelor pad 2 and 3 and that shows that she is a fame wh*re!!
    People like her will stab you in the back 1 day and the next day they act like they are your best friend.

  33. I came on here looking to see who wins and who gets eliminated each week! It is much more fun to read your take on it (and entertaining and funny) than it is to watch that whole boring show! Boo!! Yucky slutty Erica Rose ruined it for me!

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