When the All-Star season of DWTS tanked in the ratings, there was talk that a giant shakeup was coming. Nothing happened the following season (last season) as everything remained the same. However, this season they decided to go with a one night a week show instead of two, and it’s probably for the better. The one hour Tuesday night results show was just fluffer and unnecessary. One of the major things that was also talked about was a judge shake up. They just figured their judges table, after 14 seasons, had run its course and it was time to liven up the franchise. They haven’t done it yet, but after watching Julianne Hough on the panel last night, you can see this is where they might be headed. Not replacing any judge permanently, but you need to mix it up once in a while. Len is the only one that they’ve ever had weekly replacements for, and I’ve got no problem with it. Although I think Len is a good judge, I don’t mind seeing a new one in there 2 or 3 times a season. This should be a consistent thing every season where someone sits in for a judge rather than only done due to scheduling conflicts. Plus, more Julianne is never a bad thing. Ever.
-Anytime an Australian DJ is claiming she had lesbian sexwith Demi Lovato, needless to say, it piques my interest. First nude photos leaked, now a former hookup is running to the press. How much longer before we hear Demi and Samantha Ronson are an item?
-This dude gave this waitress a lottery ticket as a tip and she ended up winning $17,500. Seems normal. I bet she didn’t feel half as excited as the $9.57 I paid for whoever was behind me at Del Taco the other day. It’s always fun to pay it forward at the fast food drive thru.
-So one of the One Direction blokes started banging Ariana Grande while she was with her ex-boyfriend. And he tweeted about it. Of course he did. Anything bad that happens to One Direction, I’m all for. So let him have it Jai Brooks, whoever you are. Next step? Release the nude photos you undoubtedly have of her. It’s the logical next step. I’m here to help.
-Teresa Giudice is claiming that Radar Online never writes anything bad about Melissa Gorga because Melissa’s on their payroll and she feeds them stories about the show. Radar is denying it. All I’m gonna say is this: Radar has never written a bad story about Jesse Csincsak either and constantly go to him when they want Bachelor “inside” stuff. Ever wonder why every Farrah Abraham story is broken first by Radar? Not that hard to figure out. To say that tabloids don’t pay people on the inside to spill them info would be about as naïve as you can get.
-This story just made me feel old. Probably because I am. But anyway, Eminem’s daughter Hailee won Homecoming Queen at her high school this past weekend. You mean the little one that kept singing “My dad’s goin’ crazy” from that one song? Ugh.
-The Scientologists are hell bent on shutting up Leah Remini because, well, I guess they don’t want all their secrets getting out. Just wait til her tell-all book comes out. Might be World War 3.
-Alan Thicke is so enamored with his son’s career that he’s claiming Robin and his wife Paula can be the next Brangelina. Really? I didn’t know Brangelina had an open marriage. Anyway, shouldn’t Alan be concerned about other things right now? Like why Mike’s best friend’s name is Boner and they spend an awful amount of time in his room together?
-With the 25 year anniversary of “Baywatch” upon us, someone felt the need to reconnect with the cast to talk about their time on the show. Come to find out, the show had a weight clause where you couldn’t gain or lose more than 5 lbs while you were on it. I guess Hooters, Bone Daddy’s, and Twin Peaks all stole the “Baywatch” contract for their waitresses, since they have to adhere to the same policies – and then some.
-This is easily my favorite story of the day. A 9 year old successfully boarded a flight and flew from Minnesota to Las Vegas last week, and authorities are trying to figure out how the hell it happened. Well, incompetent workers at the MLPS airport is probably your first bet. Now they’re digging and finding this kid is basically a criminal and is parents are worthless pieces of crap too. Nice.
-Malin Akerman admitted on “Chelsea Lately” last night she had a 28 year old boyfriend when she was 16. I’m sure it had everything to do with her intellect, disposition, sense of peace with herself, and her understanding of world views and nothing at all to do with this 28 year old perv wanting to get laid. How do you even meet a 16 year old when you’re 28, let alone date one?
-I was glad to see Julianne Hough back as a judge on DWTS last night. Especially when she gave it to Mark Ballas for essentially being an egomaniac in his choreography. Man, if she’ll say that about her brother’s best friend, I wonder what she says about his girlfriend?
-One Miley related story today. One. And it’s not even really a story. I mean, do you call Miley and her mom Tish making a selfie of them sticking their tongues out a story? Me neither. Just a way for me to mention in passing that Tish is a MILF.
-I feel that we get stories like this at least once month. I mean, didn’t I read just last month that Andy Dick went on another coke binge? He’s at it again.
-Yesterday I gave you the story about the woman streaker this past weekend at the President’s Cup. Well, someone found her and asked her why she did it. You’d think it was done on a bet, or maybe she was drunk, or maybe she’s a nudist. Nope. She was just bored. Awesome.
-Ever wonder what pro athletes say to each other during a brawl? Well, now you can thanks to the hot mics at the MLB network that picked up the screaming match between A’s closer Grant Balfour and the Tigers Victor Martinez yesterday in the 9th inning. Grown men calling each other bitch is very funny to me.
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