Next week, I’ll have a BIG update for you concerning the “Bachelor.” Fill you in on more contestants, who got the first impression rose, who had some of the wacky entrances this season, which girl on the show has a baby daddy who is somewhat famous, and some other things to hold you over until I release your full season spoilers. Granted, we are still 5 weeks away before filming is ultimately over, but I figure now it’s time to start revealing a little more of what I know. We are two weeks away from hometown dates. Right now, I have all 27 girls of Juan Pablo’s season confirmed. I think the most I’ve ever had confirmed before ABC released the cast list was 20, and that was Ashley’s season. So with this much info this early, the question is how much do I reveal now as opposed to waiting a bit longer until filming is closer to being done? That’s what I need to figure out. I will give you the stuff next week that I mentioned earlier, but there are definitely some things I need to hold on to for the time being. This season is a joke anyway and ABC completely swung and missed by casting Juan Pablo. That’s going to be evident when the season begins to air. However, doesn’t mean it won’t be funny to watch, so stay tuned…
-A rumor was started by the tabloids on Wednesday (imagine that?) that Ben Flajnik was dating Kris Jenner. Basically because a picture had showed up of them posing together at his winery, and since it must’ve been a slow news day, and Kris & Bruce had separated, that they figured “Why not?” Ben came forward yesterday to issue a denial. Honestly, one of the stupider stories the tabloids have ever concocted.
-A few weeks ago, we saw that Melissa Joan Hart was making the media rounds peddling her book about how she was a drunken floozy teenage witch back in the day, who also made out with Ryan Reynolds. Does Ryan really want that on his resume?
-Hayden Panettiere is engaged to boxer Wladimir Klitschko. I’ve always found it funny when I see a couple a the girl is taller than the guy. Not by like an inch or so, but when there’s a noticeable difference. Like when Tom and Katie were married and he wasn’t wearing his lifts. Anyway, I find it equally as funny when the guy is a good foot taller than his woman. As is the case with Hayden and Wladimir. Actually, he’s 16 inches taller than her. That’s gotta be uncomfortable right?
-You know who else came to Miley’s defense yesterday? Gloria Steinem. I know. I didn’t have a clue who she was either. But since I’m always interested to hear how an 80 year old defends Miley, I figured I’d pay attention. I agreed with none of it.
-Hey y’all! Miley is gonna be on Ellen today so she can talk more about the VMA’s and
her breakup with Liam. So set your DVR’s if you’re so inclined.
-Man, I don’t want to hear this. Quit backpeddling Julianne. I don’t want this feud with Mark to be over. This should continue on for weeks. DWTS needs a little edge to it.
-Marissa Peterson, who was voted off “Survivor” on Wednesday, gave her exit interview yesterday. She basically got screwed because her uncle got a little too cocky. Lost in the numbers game. It happens.
-We constantly hear about LeAnn Rimes and her thoughts on how she cheated on her husband with Eddie Cibrian, since her and Brandi Granville seem to be bitching about each other publicly every week or so. Well, how about the victim in all this? Finally someone asked Dean Sheremet how he feels after the fact, because I really care….zzzzzzzzzzz.
-Remember how years ago someone had put a countdown clock on the Olsen twins as to when they turned 18? Ummmm, well someone might want to restart that clock for Ava Sambora, the daughter of Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora? Any takers? Anyone?
-There are many reasons why I can’t stand the Kardashians, but here’s a prime example. They constantly whine about how they have no privacy, yet they’re the ones who choose to film a reality show about their family. Kris and Bruce separate this week, they ask that the media respect their privacy at this time, then yesterday they release this picture which they know full well will get more people to talk about them. Ugh. Go away.
-In case you didn’t know, and I’m sure 99.9% of us didn’t, Paris Hilton has a new single out called “Good Time,” and she went on a radio station to promote it. Kudos to the radio station for not even bringing her single up once during the interview and causing Paris to fly off the handle.
-When you’re a popular rapper from the 90’s and now you’re playing at county fairs (no, I’m not talking about you Young MC), you you’re your career has taken a dip. Well, now Coolio is playing gigs in college kids’ dorm rooms in England.
-If you’re 32 years old, seemingly unemployed and bored out of your mind, what would be a fun prank to play? If you gave me a million choices I don’t think I would’ve come up with the idea that Ken Tarr has been going with for the last two weeks. This is awesome. Sure, what he’s doing is completely juvenile, but I’m guessing the coaches on the other end might now be getting in a bit of trouble with their current employers.
-As I’ve said many times, Twitter is both the greatest and worst invention ever. Greatest because of the access it can you to news and information as it happens, and worst because of the trolls on it. And there are plenty of trolls who just want to engage with famous people to see if they can get under their skin. It happened yesterday with NBA writer Chris Broussard. Why someone of his stature would even respond to an idiot like this is baffling to me. Let it go, Chris. He just won.
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