Tomorrow I will be releasing 5 more of Juan Pablo’s girls this season, including a couple of them that were in the group date picture from South Korea. That’ll bring the total up to 19 of the 27 girls released, and I’ve got the other 8 all set and ready to go. We’re about 10 days away from hometown dates, so I wanna see how many Twitter sightings happen during the filming of those before I decide when to release more girls. All four hometowns might get spoiled on Twitter. Might be one, might be two, might be three, or might be none at all. It varies every season. Once we’re through hometown dates, I’ll have a better idea of when I’ll be releasing more of the girls. Or maybe I’ll just spoil the four hometowns before they even happen like I did in Emily’s season. Won’t be that hard using process of elimination. There isn’t some magical formula in all this. It’s really just common sense. Also coming tomorrow, I’ll fill you in on some of the first night limo exits that the
producers told the girls to do girls thought of all by themselves.
-It was pretty obvious when Executive Producer Robert Mills told everyone to watch GMA today and Catherine was tweeting from NY what today’s announcement was going to be, and that’s that Sean & Catherine are getting married live on Sunday night, Jan. 26th. This is the 4th marriage televised by the franchise, but all the others were taped and aired 7-10 days later. How bizarre to have commercial breaks during your own wedding. Money talks, I guess. Congrats to them, and I will now begin looking for wedding gifts.
-As if Mike Fleiss hasn’t already given us enough bad reality TV to watch, he’s embarking on a new project. Sweet! I can’t wait til this comes on so I can not watch it like the rest of America. Remember “H8R,” anyone?
-Whoa, this is the chick from “Spy Kids?” Maybe I’ll have to go check out this movie after all.
-Someone asked James Van Der Beek which one of his characters did he think he’d be most friends with? Not the least bit shocking to hear him say he wouldn’t like Dawson. Whiny little piss ant.
-Hey anyone remember Miley’s VMA performance? I haven’t really talked about it much since it happened, so just wanted to make sure. Anyway, one of the “little people” dressed as a dancing bear is now speaking out about how embarrassed she was to take part in that debacle. Of course she is.
-And oh yeah, Miley also doesn’t think 70 year old Jewish men need to be telling her what to do with her career. You tell em, Miley.
-In the shocker of all shockers, the couple that asks you to respect their privacy during this difficult divorce, Kris and Bruce Jenner’s separation was all caught on camera and will be seen in future episodes of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
-K Cav and J Cut are working on another baby. I don’t care if those aren’t their nicknames, they are now. Does anyone else always get a tad uncomfortable when couples openly say, “We’re trying to have a baby right now,” or is it just me? I mean, I get where babies come from and how they’re made, but aren’t you basically telling people, “Me and my husband are having sex a lot right now in hopes that one of his little swimmers attaches to my egg.” I don’t know. Just always felt weird to me.
-“50 Shades of Grey” lunatics must have been hyperventilating with the news this past weekend that Charlie Hunnam is being removed from the role as Christian Grey. Great. Now more petitions are gonna start up by the losers who have nothing better to do.
-Lauren Conrad got engaged this weekend to her boyfriend that I don’t know a thing about. I’m sorry. Not acceptable. Unless she’s having a tiff with Stephen, or hanging on to that drunk Jason, then I don’t want to hear about her engagement.
-Speaking of Jason Wahler, he tied the knot this weekend. Man, my “Laguna Beach” kids are all growing up. Sniff, sniff.
-Bruce Willis hosted SNL this weekend, and EW.com has their SNL recap up to review. Outside of this “Weekend Update” beatdown of Kris & Bruce…
…the video short of the Guy Dance Party was hilarious. So far so good this season. Three solid episodes.
-Speaking of SNL, since Katy Perry was the musical guest, she attended the after party with her douche boyfriend, John Mayer. Ugh. Just end it now, Katy. This guy has inserted his meat stick into every female oven in Hollywood. Find someone else.
-Former DWTS pro Anna Trebunskaya is already excited thinking about baby names. What’s even more exciting is we’re 5 months into her pregnancy and she still hasn’t told anyone who the father is. Might have something to do with how quickly she got knocked up after getting divorced from Jonathan Roberts.
-I probably shouldn’t be as giddy as I am that Elizabeth Berkeley will be dancing to “I’m So Excited” tonight on DWTS but, well, you bet your ass I am. I hope she takes her caffeine pills beforehand and isn’t scared.
-Jennifer Love Hewitt is only having one kid, right? Not like 12? Are we sure because, holy hell, she looks about the size of a mobile home.
-Anytime Lions tight end Joseph this season, I get excited. No, I don’t have him on my Fantasy team. It’s because he breaks out sweet white boy dance moves after every TD.
-One of the best parts of ESPN’s College Gameday in recent years has been the creativity of the signs held up in the background. Always good for a chuckle every Saturday morning. Deadspin.com recaps this past weekend’s best Gameday signs.
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