There have been a lot of spoilers I’ve given over the last month since filming of the “Bachelor” started, and since I’m writing every day now, a lot is getting lost in the shuffle. Hopefully sometime this weekend, I will try and get around to putting all the spoilers I currently have onto one page so it’s easy to access. Right now, I have all the episode-by-episode spoilers up to this point with every date, every location, every group date rose, every elimination, etc. I will post those once the season is completely done filming, but obviously tried to give you clues about stuff with the questions I answered about the first night shenanigans and answers on all the teases. I will fill-in-the-blank and give you your complete season rundown probably towards the end of next month. That’s what I’ve always found funny about the filming of this show. It takes about one month (Sept. 17th to Oct. 21st) to go from 25 contestants (27 for this season) down to the final 4, but then it takes about 3 weeks to go from 4 people down to the final 1. Filming really slows down the next few weeks since there’s more days off in between filming.
So yesterday I guessed that the final four would be filming hometowns starting in the east and working their way west. That guess was wrong. It’s actually the complete opposite. There was a Juan Pablo sighting yesterday in Sacramento that was emailed to me, which means they are going west to east. So the expected shooting schedule should now look like this:
Wed., Oct. 23rd – Clare, Sacramento
Fri., Oct. 25th – Nikki, Kearney, MO (Nikki lives in KC, her parents live in Kearney)
Sun., Oct. 27th – Andi, Atlanta
Tues. Oct. 29th – Renee, Sarasota
That makes the most logical geographical sense knowing now they are starting in the west and that they usually take a day off in between dates. This also means the final four rose ceremony will probably take place next Wed. Oct. 30th in Miami, and wherever they are headed for overnights, they will be leaving out of Miami. South America would be my guess, but I haven’t heard anything yet.
-Former “Clueless” actress Elisa Donovan is openly campaigning to be on DTWS next season. I’ve got no problem with this except for one part. I don’t care she was in “Clueless.” Elisa Donovan to me will always be Ginger LaMonica, the slutty sex pot friend of Valerie Malone that visited her in Beverly Hills and they thought up a scam to make the group start liking Valerie. The plan worked momentarily, until Ginger returned later on and bribed Valerie that if she didn’t let her sleep with David (her boyfriend at the time), she’d rat her out to everyone about the stunt they pulled. Fascinating television. Valerie let it happen, David never slept with Ginger, then dumped Valerie for even allowing it to happen. No, I’m not a 90210 diehard. Uhhh, someone told me that.
-Charlie Hunnam gave his first interview since being removed from the 50 Shades of Grey role. Naturally, he wouldn’t talk about it.
-Naya Rivera figured she’d grab some attention by showing up at the Elle magazine party and let the whole world see her cleavage. How generous of her. More women need to follow in Naya’s footsteps as she paves the way for young starlets in Hollywood.
-Another “Jersey Shore” cast member had a kid, although he tried to keep it quiet. Pauly D knocked up his ex in Vegas and now has a little girl. Are we really surprised that a Vegas DJ knocked someone up?
-This is ridiculous. I didn’t even know this was possible, but a high school cheerleader in Atlanta set the world record for most back handsprings with 44. The previous record was 36. So needless to say, she shattered it. And by watching the video, I’m still not sure how someone doesn’t faint or pass out after doing like 10.
-Two of the Jonas Brothers have come out of hiding and given a couple cryptic tweets to their fans regarding their music. Yeah, I agree. Get your sh** together. Then when you do, never make another song.
-It’s always fun to see two Hollywood stars so madly in love and displaying tons of PDA for all the paparazzi to see. Especially when the two people in question are both married – to other people. Katharine McPhee is now banging her “Smash” director. I mean, are we really surprised that Katharine’s marriage to her husband 19 years older than her, that she married when she was 23, didn’t end up working out?
-Since we’ve seen so many slutty pictures of Miley recently, she figured she’d town it down and show up to an event in New York with a backless glittering gown. Now that’s more like it, Miley. See, it is possible to look good with clothes on and without ramming a foam finger up your hoo ha.
-When I see a headline that has the words “Lindsay” and “insanely belligerent” in it, of course I’m going to link to it.
-If this isn’t the greatest Ben & Jerry’s flavor of ice cream, then I don’t know what is. It’ll be complete when Brick gets his own flavor.
-With Katy Perry’s new album out, a lot of stories recently on her. A lot of mention about her divorce, but now almost equally as nauseating, is her talking about how great her boyfriend John Mayer is. Even though they’re basically on their third go-round. Ugh. This is not gonna end well for her.
-One of the funniest, if not THE funniest bit in all of late night television, is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on Conan. Last night’s piece had him visiting a beer festival. Hilarity ensued.
All of Triumph’s bits are hilarious, but I don’t think there was anything funnier than when he showed up at the “Attack of the Clones” premiere. Just take 10 minutes out of your day to enjoy this masterpiece.
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