For whatever reason, doesn’t look like Juan Pablo had his conference call with the media yesterday since not one site has reported on it, and usually that stuff is up within hours. I mean, unless I’m misreading this press release, which I really don’t think I am, it pretty clearly states the call was supposed to take place yesterday at noon EST. And there were no notices yesterday on that site saying the call had been rescheduled or that it was cancelled, so your guess is as good as mine. I knew something might be up when I’m seeing on Juan Pablo’s twitter account yesterday he was traveling to New York. Maybe it’s happening today, I don’t know, but it certainly doesn’t look like it happened yesterday. Oh well. What I wouldn’t do to be in on that conference call. Not because I actually care what he has to say since I’m sure he’s going to give the same canned answers every lead does, but just to hear all the other reporters ask, “Wait, can you repeat that again Juan Pablo? I couldn’t understand what you were saying.” Expect that a lot this season.
And of course, be sure to check out the “Bachelor” Juan Pablo’s episode-by-episode spoilers.
-Another Hollywood marriage is kaput. Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs are getting divorced after 10 years of marriage. Maybe when she recorded “Let it Go,” she was subconsciously talking about her husband. Yes, I just threw a “Frozen” reference in for those who were wondering what the hell that was about. Unless it’s one of the main animated pictures that has sequels, one of the fun parts for me in taking my niece and nephew to see those movies, is I usually try not to read who the voices are beforehand. So the whole time I’m watching “Frozen” I didn’t have a freakin’ clue that Idina Menzel and Kristen Bell were the voices of Elsa and Anna.
-Six months ago, Sean & Peta were partners on DWTS and Peta couldn’t have been more excited for his upcoming wedding saying she was gonna choreograph their first dance. Ummmmm, apparently not anymore. This report seems to have a little more merit to it since, well, it’s Peta’s quote saying “I’m not invited to the wedding.” No idea what happened there and if this jealous rumor is true or not. Seems a bit petty. I mean, MAYBE Catherine got a little jealous while the show was airing and Sean & Peta spent hours upon hours a day together, but what the hell would she be jealous at 6 months after the fact? As far as I know, Sean’s not hanging out with Peta all the time now. Women are weird.
-Are you sitting down? I hope so. This is some news that might you’re your head spinning. You ready? Take a deep breath. Ok. It’s with a very heavy heart that I tell you Taylor Swift has gotten a new haircut. I know. I know. Be still my child. It’ll be ok. Hopefully as a country, we are able to pull ourselves through this national tragedy.
-K Fed is at it again. He’s impregnated his wife, again, and is now awaiting baby #6. Yes, Kevin Federline has spawned 6 children from three different women: Shar Jackson, Britney, and now this one. His kids are 11, 9, 8, 7, 2, and the new one on the way. Man, what happened when he took his 5 year break? No one was willing to accept his seed anymore? He must’ve been devastated. Holy crap, K Fed. Slow down. It’s ok to have sex with someone and not produce a child. You know that, right?
-Speaking of not being able to control their insides, one of the Teen Moms is pregnant with baby #2. I think this is the same skank who’s been arrested, has major drug problems, and is basically an all around menace to society. Wonderful. I’m glad she’s getting to pro-create. Exactly more of what this earth needs: more little K Feds and J Ev’s running around.
-These are the kind of stories I love reading. Probably won’t interest a lot of you, but I’m fascinated by TV ratings news, and this is some good stuff. Had no idea ABC was struggling so badly right now with essentially all their shows.
-According to a report, Jessica Simpson has no interest in ever acting again and wants to leave California, but is only staying because of her husband. Wait, and this is a bad thing she doesn’t want to act anymore? Hell, I can’t remember the last time she did act. “Dukes of Hazzard” maybe? I think America would give a standing ovation if this story were true. I don’t see too many people clamoring for Jessica Simpson to get back on the big or small screen anytime soon.
-Sharon Osbourne went on the Howard Stern Show and admitted she lied about her vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Oh, so basically she’s the female Elan Gale. You know, just tell a monster lie that gets people talking then admit a week later you made the whole thing up for no apparent reason whatsoever.
-Khloe attended an event and she wasn’t wearing her wedding ring, which is leading to more speculation that a divorce is imminent between her and Lamar. Ya’ think? How many more clues do people need from these two to realize they aren’t going to stay together?
-Pope Francis was named Time’s “Person of the Year”, somehow narrowly beating out Miley Cyrus. The fact that Miley was even up for this award is mind boggling. Just look back at all the prestigious Time magazine covers over the years of people who’ve won the award. Important people. Presidents. Athletes. People of great moral integrity who contributed greatly to our society. Then picture Miley’s mug on there with her mini afro puffs sticking her tongue out. I think America should’ve just given up if somehow Miley ended up with this honor.
-Yesterday Emmy Rossum shows us all some major underboob, and then today we’ve got her making fun of Gisele’s breastfeeding picture from earlier in the week. Oh that Emmy Rossum. Oh how I love thee so. Keep it coming. I couldn’t be more entertained.
-I didn’t watch the ACA’s cuz it was like the 19th country awards show this year, but apparently LeAnn Rimes broke down and cried during her tribute to Patsy Cline. LeAnn then said she was given advice that any time she’s gonna cry on stage, to start thinking about sex and everything should go away. What she didn’t specify was if the sex she’s supposed to think of is one with a married man. She seems to have that all figured out.
-Another great episode of “Survivor” last night with the 2 hour finale happening this Sunday (man this season flew by). Jeff Probst answered his weekly 3 questions and teased the finale.
-O-M-G you guys, Serena and Blair, are like, totally not BFF’s anymore. Can you believe that? Like, Serena couldn’t even like, congratulate Blair on her recent engagement. Whatevs.
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