In case you missed my Tweet or Instagram of it yesterday, I had to get my car serviced and unfortunately was forced to sit through an episode of “Bethenny” while in the waiting room. Holy crap that is an awful show. I know who she is because I’d seen her numerous times on entertainment sites and in magazines, but I had no idea how grating her voice was and how horrible of a talk show host she is. Can basically just anybody get a talk show now? Is that the way it works? Didn’t Nene get one too for a hot minute? She has zero interviewing skills, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, she doesn’t know what she’s talking about, and her topic sucked. But other than that, GREAT show. Yesterday the first half hour was a “Battle of the Sexes” and all she did was yell out a question regarding men vs women, and the audience would just yell back. Riveting television I tell ya’. And that waiting room at the dealership was full or else I would’ve gotten up and changed that crap. I think I lost a few brain cells yesterday.
And of course, be sure to check out the “Bachelor” Juan Pablo’s episode-by-episode spoilers.
-Part 2 of of Juan Pablo’s conference call with the media is now up. Hmmmm, I wonder why no reporter asked him how he felt going on a show with 27 women, essentially 25 of which were white women, when he’s never dated a white woman in his life? At least he was honest on one answer, and that’s that he’s never watched the show before. I’d heard that from numerous people. He’d never even seen the show before he stepped on Desiree’s season. Lets face it, his answers are hard to read. He’s kinda all over the place and doesn’t really answer the question sometimes. I don’t know, maybe he doesn’t understand what they’re asking, but these answers are unlike any previous “Bachelor” we’ve ever seen.
-People are literally freaking out that the “Duck Dynasty” dude is a homophobe and a racist. Huh? Really? People amaze me sometimes. Next thing you’re gonna tell is me is you’re shocked the Kardahians don’t shop at WalMart.
-Kris Jenner is speaking out about daughter Khloe’s divorce from Lamar Odom saying she’s going through a very “cleansing time” right now. Huh? Like, she’s going on that disgusting juicer diet? What the hell does that even mean? Also, for Kris to take up for Khloe and say that she’s not dating Matt Kemp, well, do with that what you will. Friends for a long time? Lives in the neighborhood? Hang out a lot? C’mon. You forgot to add “black professional athlete” which basically is right up any Kardashian’s alley. Execpet Kourtney with her little piss ant spoiled dweeb boyfriend.
-Ladies, you may breathe a huge sigh of relief now. Taylor Kitsch is recently single. Hell, I don’t think most of us knew he was dating somebody. So now the question is, does he go running back to Tyra or his first love, Lyla Garrity? This is a game changer. If he goes with Lyla, he swooping in on his paraplegic best friend’s high school girlfriend. If he settles on Tyra, well, that just won’t work. She seems like she’s been around the barn one too many times. I mean, I guess there’s always Becky Sproles, but she’s too much like a little sister. Man, decisions decisions for good ol’ Tim Riggins. Texas Forever.
-I think one thing that is refreshing about Jennifer Lawrence is that she’s always pretty candid in interviews. She doesn’t give the same cliched, canned responses in all her media interviews. Take last night for example when she went on national television and told Conan she had a box of butt plugs under her bed that her maid found. I’m guessing not too many A-list actors would divulge that personal of information on a talk show, jokingly or not. So good for her and her butt plugs. But, is that really all that was in the box? C’mon Jennifer. We know you’re more kinky than that. We’re all family here. You can share with us how many other battery operated toys you have in there.
-Former DWTS dancer Anna Trebunskaya has announced the sex of her baby and she’s having a girl. Awwwwww, how wonderful for Anna. Now all she needs to do is reveal the father of the child who she allegedly dumped her husband for so we can cheer on this happy family-to-be. I wonder if Anna will ever get asked back on DWTS. I mean, it’s not like her behavior is that uncommon on that set with all the hookups that have gone on behind the scenes. That’d make a great E! special. Unfortunately, I don’t think that one is gonna make it to air. Too scandalous.
-Demi Lovato will not be back for Season 4 of X Factor (assuming there is one), because she wants to focus on her new tour. I’m fine with it. The show needs a reboot anyway. And if Demi isn’t coming back, then you know Paulina isn’t. She should be the first one to get her pink slip the second they crown the winner tonight. Awful. Kelly Rowland is “meh” for me as well. If Simon wants to go to three new judges, be my guest. Already talk of Miley joining. Outstanding. Make it happen Simon. If you can get Britney to agree to that, you can certainly get Miley.
-Very rarely do I do this but I’ll make an exception for this one. A lot of people come to me asking me to mention them on my site. Whether it’s a company, or a TV show pitching something, or a charity looking for donations, etc it happens a lot. And I pretty much turn 99% of it down. Because if I do it for one, then I’m just opening up the floodgates. However, I got an email this morning that could pertain to my readers, so I figured I’d share it:
Casting MTV True Life: I Want My Ex Back
Are you broken up with a significant other, but can’t move on? Are you
regretting your breakup? Do you think this is the one that got away? Are you
willing to do whatever it takes to get your ex back?
If you appear to be between the ages of 18 and 28 and have answered yes to any
of these questions, MTV wants to hear your story. Please reply with True Life in
the subject line. Give us your name, location, phone number, email address, a
current picture and tell us why you should be on True Life: I Want My Ex Back.
Send e-mails to email@example.com
Office Production Assistant
Punched In The Head Productions
o: 718.422.0704 ext. 302
Matt, let me help you out here. What you really need to do is basically get a hold of the 26 girls that were dumped by Juan Pablo, and start asking them. Since seemingly every season, every girl that gets dumped on this show is back with their ex-boyfriend within a month of returning home from filming. And it’s not the least bit coincidental either. There’s something to be said for knowing you’re going to get rejected on national TV, then having a boyfriend by the time that episode airs so you can show America, “See, I am wanted by someone.” It’s an ego thing. I get it. And usually that person is an ex-boyfriend because that’s who’s most comfortable and easiest to get back with. Then again, most of these women are seeing someone anyway before they leave for the show, so it’s not like it’s hard to find someone when they get back. You know, even the ones that were sleeping with a guy the night before they left for filming.
-Holy crap, this just doesn’t end. Miley performed for another radio station’s Jingle Ball event and did naughty things with Santa on stage. Does she have no shame? Where’s the respect for Mrs. Claus? Oh yeah, I forgot. Miley doesn’t care. Miley would probably break up a marriage if meant twerking on stage. Or sticking her tongue out. I don’t know what’s funnier: Miley humping Santa, or how many radio stations across America do a Jingle Ball event? Can we at least get creative and maybe change the name up in certain cities?
-If there was ever a movie destined for HBO to watch 700 times, it’s “Hot Tub Time Machine.” I mean, you don’t really want to pay to see it, right? But it’s still good enough to where when you see it on HBO, you’ll stop and watch. Well, now they’re making a sequel. Of course they are. And I’m sure I’ll watch it. Basically reading that description, it’s essentially the plot for “Back to the Future 2.” Lets just hope somehow they run into rich Biff Tannen and his Gray’s Sports Almanac when they’re visiting the future.
-One of my favorite things in sports is when an athlete or coach goes on a rant after a game. Usually because most coach and player interviews are boring. They all say the same thing, they have zero interest in talking, and just give canned answers until the interview is over. But Southern Illinois head coach Barry Hinson had a nice little meltdown after Tuesday night’s loss to Murray State. I love it.
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