Apparently I’m one of the reasons that you know you’ve been watching the “Bachelor” too long. Well, at least according to MSN.com’s recent list I am. Man, I feel honored. To win such a prestigious honor, I’d like to thank the Academy, my parents who raised such a pompous, self serving, sarcastic ass, and gotta give a shout out to Olivia and Nicholas my niece and nephew just because. I mean, how can I accept this award without acknowledging them, right? Even though they like calling me “Reality Steve” every once in a while, they don’t have the slightest clue what it is. Nor should they. Maybe I’ll ask them next month when I’m there and see what it is they actually think I do. Hilarity could ensue. I’m warning you now.
The Daily Dot ran a piece today regarding this site and spoilers. They wrote in in the past tense because there was a chance it was going to run before last night’s episode. It didn’t, which is why it doesn’t talk about the ending. Enjoy.
A couple things to get to before we get started on last night’s whatever you want to call it. Congratulations to Molly Mesnick on her full time job with KIIS FM in Seattle that starts next week as she’ll be joining the morning radio team from 6-10am PST. You could tell by their podcasts that Molly was entertaining on the air, and as much as they were having her fill in on that show, this shouldn’t come as a surprise. Sweet. Molly, you’ve got my number. I’ll come on anytime as a guest. Especially since there’s a little history between that morning show, me, and Jason back when things were, ummm, tense to say the least.
I’m sure a lot of you were asking why they brought back a lot of former cast members and none of them got to talk. Chelsie, Kat, Michael, Arie, Brooks, Sarah, etc. I have no idea what the point of having that many there would be for if you’re not gonna give each of them at least some airtime. But whatever. I kinda get it. It’s a live show and you have no idea how long people are gonna talk so maybe they did have plans for everyone and time ran short. It happens. One thing I can tell you about Kat from following Twitter is that she will be a guest judge next week in the 3rd Annual Mr. Marina Contest in San Francisco. Essentially a male beauty pageant and you can still buy tickets here. I told you all about the first ever male beauty contest at my high school back in 1993 that I won, right? Yeah. Just checking. Baller.
This has nothing to do with the “Bachelor” but you know Zach Galifianakis’s “Between Two Ferns” show is one of my favorite bits online. If you haven’t seen them, go catch up. Genius. Anyway, I can’t believe he got Barack Obama to do this, but he did. And regardless of your political views, this is hilarious. Check it out: