-Cocktail party time. Or not. Andi needs to speak with Chris Harrison as she arrives at the cocktail party, and that can only mean one thing. She has an announcement to make. Chris: “I heard you wanted to talk.” Andi: “Yeah, lets 86 this stupid cocktail party since I don’t give a crap about 3 of these guys. Probably more if I’m being really serious, but I’m sure you’ll only let me get rid of 3 tonight, so lets just cut to the chase.” Chris Harrison heads inside and tells the boys that there will be no cocktail party tonight and they all lose their hard ons. Some guys were really hoping to get to see her and make one last plea before getting dumped on their proverbial ass. But that didn’t happen. Queen Dorfman has spoken. There will be no cocktail party tonight, her mind is made up. And no “Hey, did you hear the one about the Arab, the black guy, and the Jew” jokes from Andrew tonight can make her change her mind.
-Immediately to the rose ceremony. Josh, JJ, and Brian already with roses. Andi: “Hi…little surprised…came in wanting to trust my heart and instinct…see what relationships flourishing & stalling…tough but it’s what drives me to cut to the chase…also Andrew was probably in favor of the Holocaust, so yeah, lets get his ass out of here immediately…”
Marcus: Didn’t really say much last night. Probably for the better since he puts me to sleep.
Nick: There was once a wrestler in the old WWF named “The Model” Rick Martel, whose gimmick was he was so into himself, he released a cologne called “Arrogance” that he sprayed in opponents faces. Maybe Nick could do the same thing.
Chris: I think he’s said 17 words since his date at the race track.
Dylan: He’s not the most excitable guy in the world, that’s for sure. However, easily the most liked in the house judging by everything that’s been shown. Every guy seems to confide in him.
“Andi, gentleman, it’s the final rose tonight. When you’re ready. I can’t wait to get to Venice so I can ditch the 90’s turtleneck in favor of a beret. Or whatever dudes in Italy wear on their heads.”
Cody: Oh don’t worry, even more look-a-likes for him in this wee’s “Reader Emails.” It never ends.
So 8 guys are headed to Venice, Italy. Nick and Cody have 1-on-1 dates, and the group date has the guys taking a lie detector test in which they are over hyping in the commercials. Was told that Andi never even reads the results to the test, so anything they’re showing or promoting that maybe one of the guys answers does him in is all fabricated. Cody is sent home during his 1-on-1 and JJ doesn’t get the rose at the ceremony. And oh yeah, 5-for-5 so far on the spoilers. Was there ever any doubt?
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