Spoiler Update & “Bachelor in Paradise” News

As we get further along in the season, some things start to become a little clearer. In the beginning of the season when I release the spoilers, I tell you everything I know as it’s been told to me by trusted sources, then inevitably, I find little things out throughout the course of the season that I add in there. Some things like telling you the France group date card was blank (also told you that Marquel guessed it was a mime date, but that never ended up getting shown). I mentioned that Andrew and Marquel’s tiff centered around Andrew making a comment at a rose ceremony about black guys getting a rose. So stuff like that I don’t necessarily find out at the very beginning of the show but will as the season goes on. Doesn’t affect the overall spoilers as every rose, date, and elimination has been right so far, and will be going forward except for one tiny detail about tonight’s date. I’ll get to that in a second. Also, will have another detail regarding overnight dates that doesn’t necessarily change the game, but it is worth noting. In addition, an update on “Bachelor in Paradise” and the clusterf**k that’s happening down there.

As for tonight, it’s been changed in the episode-by-episode spoilers, but Josh gets the group date rose tonight, not Chris. UPDATE: Wrong info. Original info was correct. It is Chris who gets it. Sorry. Silly mistake.

He still gets eliminated on the overnight date episode, but there’s an addition to be made to that. Andi actually lets Chris go before the overnight date portion, so they never spend the night together. Which means that the rose ceremony for the overnight date episode is just Nick and Josh, and both accept roses to continue on to the finals. And since they’re both in the finals, and you’ve got two videos of Nick on a plane saying everything he did about how the show ended and how he’s feeling, well, you have your answer as to what happens. You know how I’ve been saying a lot this season, “Just wait til July 28th?” I mean, if I’m being technical here, I guess I could say “Just wait til July 14th” since that’ll be when the overnight date episode airs, and at the end of that episode, there will only be Josh and Nick left. And with those two left, and Nick saying what he did on the plane, do you really think Nick is engaged to Andi? Please. But hey, I can only say it so many times til I’m blue in the face. Some of you need to be hit over the head with a frying pan 1,000 times before believing it, so I guess you’ll need to wait until 9:59pm EST time on July 28th to truly believe what I told you May 13th. Oh well. I blame your parents.

Some “Bachelor in Paradise” news to relay on to you as we wind down:

-Filming ends this week. Hence the reason Mike Fleiss is down there (Chris Harrison instagrammed a pic of them together yesterday), and Chris & Des are headed down there today along with Jason & Molly.

-This picture that I posted on Thursday from filming I identified as Cody and Jackie on a date.

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Correction: That is Cody with Michelle Money. Jackie Parr is definitely on the show, but that’s not her. Cody and Michelle were the two in that picture and have since “coupled up,” whatever that means on this silly show. Marquel and Michelle were never anything serious.

-Kalon had an interesting jaunt onto “Bachelor in Paradise.” He came on the show last week bearing a date card, asked three different women if they wanted to go on a date, they all said no, so he went on a date by himself, then left the next day. So yeah, Kalon lasts a whole 24 hours on this show. I told you this show made no sense.

-Currently, the couples in the house of the people still there are:

AshLee and Graham (total showmance)
Cody and Michelle
Marcus & Lacy (these two are all over each other)
Sarah & Robert Graham

Other people still there but who haven’t really “coupled up” are: Jackie Parr, Christy Hansen, Jesse Kovacs, and Zack Kalter.

Also, they are still bringing people in even days before filming ends to throw a wrench into some of these “couples.” One person I’m hearing who’s going in? Brooks. Because for lack of a better word, Sarah is “obsessed” with Brooks. Always has been. And now with Brooks thrown into the mix, I guess they want to see how she reacts. With that said, I don’t think Brooks is interested in Sarah like that and this is just being done to create drama.

Plenty of other combinations have been on dates and hooked up, and plenty of people have hooked up with more than one person (Lacy), so I will sort all those out for you in the next week or so. As I mentioned in Thursday’s video chat, people are not going to be used to what they’re seeing when this show airs. With the “Bachelor,” “Bachelorette,” and even “Bachelor Pad,” we’ve always known there to be structure within those shows. Every episode you know you’re getting dates, roses, and eliminations. With “Bachelor in Paradise,” throw that all out the window. Dates happen at random times, people can go on multiple dates with different people, and people even entering the show come in with a date card in hand, and immediately start going on dates. There’s basically zero structure to the show at all and it’s basically one giant orgy. I think most people went on a date with more than one person.

And no, I still don’t have any idea what the “ending” of this show is possibly about. My guess is whoever the “final” couple is (whatever that may entail) will win some vacation trip together. Maybe they’ll throw a few bucks their way too. Other than that, I have no clue. Your guess is as good as mine.

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12 thoughts on “Spoiler Update & “Bachelor in Paradise” News

  1. After watching tonight’s episode I have come to the conclusion that Josh Murray bores me to tears. I can’t imagine what she see in him.

  2. Dear Jesus, no one has ever bugged me more on Bachelorette than Nick. And he makes it all the way? Acckkk. I have a lot of dvr fast forwarding to do

  3. Jahnay – In my opinion, this seasons final 2 are terrible. Both Josh and Nick seem fake… Oh wait, so does Andi.

    Chris seems like the sweetest and most genuine of the guys left. Hopefully he will be the next bachelor.

  4. I have to agree with all…..Nick and Josh are snoozers and both seem like they’re just in it to win it.

    There is definitely something squirrel-y about Nick and I see no appeal with Josh. He shows no depth and does nothing more than talk a mile a minute.

    For the first time last night I felt bored by Andi and this whole season.

  5. Every time I see Josh’s tag as “former baseball player” it reminds me of waiters in NY who’s profession is REALLY an “actor”. Look dude, if you suck at your chosen profession to the point where you can’t get work, then the whole thing is a fantasy, not a profession. I guess Andi can join in the fun now as a “former prosecutor”. Geez, what a bunch of wannabes. It’s kind of pathetic.

  6. Just plain wake me up when it’s over..geesh! And I thought Des’s season was boring, but Andi’s tops all!

  7. As far as Cody, any guy that routinely spends 2-3 hours in the gym to make their body huge…. And probably spends money on enhancements from a needle…. Isn’t exactly good marriage material. Unless, of course, he finds some jacked up girl that doesn’t mind him spending most of his non working day at the gym, or spending their retirement fund on supplements and roids. Where do they find these self absorbed losers?

  8. So, Chris and Des and Jason and Molly are headed to Bachelor in Paradise? Maybe a little wife swapping to spice things up?

  9. I disagree with you guys on Josh. I think he’s well suited for Andy and maybe he talks fast b/c he’s very nervous.

    I don’t find Josh to be fake; he’s really into Andi and is unsure of himself in this whole process. I think he’s a fish out of water.

    As for ex athlete, maybe it was the producers who did that b/c I understand that he now works in finance, so he has a good day job.

    I give Josh and Andi a chance. They are very similar and could make it. The fact that they live close by to eachother is huge and this will allow them to have a real relationship away from L.A.

  10. I registered just to leave this comment. Marquel is gone from Bachelor in Paradise? awwwwwwwww!!!!!!

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