Headed back to CA for probably one of the more important days of the year. No, not Olivia and Nicholas starting school on Monday. That happens every year. No, not the meetups with my friends in Manhattan Beach for dinner at Mama D’s and seeing “Expendables 3,” which has become a summer tradition. No, it’s time. It’s time for me to defend my title. My fantasy football title. “Team Bauer” (did you expect any other team name?) will be aiming for back-to-back titles in the Couch Commando football league. I’ll be honest, my preparation has kinda sucked this year. I’m not one of the those guys who will tell you on a weekly basis what my players are doing. No one cares. I’ll just comment if I’m either doing really well, or really crappy. I mean, we all read the same stuff online and all have the same stats to look at, so not much is a surprise come draft night on Monday. I would just like to repeat and take home the cash prize, which is a tad bigger this season. I know who I want, but it doesn’t mean I’ll get them. In a 14 team, PPR league with $100 auction for 7 rounds/snake draft for final 7 rounds, you really have no idea who you’ll end up with. And if my team gets injured like my fantasy baseball team did this year, you’re basically helpless.
So did you see where Courtney is going to be voicing her own audio for her book that was released in June? Geez. I can’t even read a chapter of her masturbating to Dawson’s Creek episodes without giggling non stop. How the hell is she gonna read that without bursting out in laughter? Anyway, Courtney appeared on a podcast the other day, and was very vocal about her time on the show, the book, and other musings within the “Bachelor” franchise. So if you don’t want to spend the 3.5 to 4 hours it takes to read her book, give this interview a listen. Very candid.
Speaking of interviews, Chris Bukowski went on the “Elliot in the Morning” show the other day after Monday’s episode aired and spoke about his “Bachelor in Paradise” experience. He was actually very candid as well to how much fun it wasn’t, his split with Elise, and how he’s perceived. Actually a decent interview. Well, that’s if you can somehow block out one of the most annoying morning DJ’s I’ve ever heard. Holy Lord. Could this guy produce any more loud, fake laughter if he tried? We’ve all heard the morning DJ with the constant over laughing, but this guy takes the cake. He’s basically impossible to listen to, but fight through it if you can.
I think the audio/video problems from last week have been fixed, so join me for tonight’s live video chat at 9:00pm EST/6:00pm PST taking your questions on all things “Bachelor in Paradise.” Olivia and Nicholas I’m sure will be joining me at some point as well. Nicholas hasn’t gotten his hair cut in like 2 months and he looks ridiculous. It will be cut before Monday’s start of school, but he wanted to make sure I saw it in person so enjoy his wild ass hair.