Bachelorette 11 - Kaitlyn/Britt

Daily Links 3/23

Back with another week of “Daily Links.” Before we get to that, just a quick update on “Bachelorette” stuff. I said I would have some more guys and updates for you today. Sorry, that’s been postponed until tomorrow. Rose ceremony #3 was last night, and filming heads to NY today for episode 4. I don’t know where they’re headed after NY, but I’m sure it will be somewhere overseas and we’ll find out once they’re there by social media. Of course, I could end up hearing before they go like I did with NY, but I don’t know. I’ll let you know if I hear anything. Also tomorrow I will have pictures and videos from Thursday’s group date at Universal CityWalk where the guys did some sumo wrestling. I’m going to release more guys tomorrow. Haven’t decided how many yet, but I’ve got a lot of them now. I’ve given you seven which you can see in the navigation bar up top and getting to “Kaitlyn’s Guys.” It’s very easy. Right now I’ve got another 14 of them, so I only need four more to have all 25. I’ll probably give you another 3 or 4 tomorrow. Haven’t decided yet so check back tomorrow for all those goodies.

Daily Links 3/23

-According to a report, Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse have ended their relationship after two years. I wonder if it’s because they just fell out of love with each other. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s because she’s young enough to be his daughter and the whole thing was a tad creepy. In a related story, Jennifer Lawrence says her and Bradley have never had sex even though they’ve done like 1,100 movies together. No one believes you Jennifer. Of course you two have knocked it out. That’s what good looking people who work together on movies do. But nice try.

-Another day, another teacher banging her student. 30 year old teacher, 15 year old student. Did I mention the teacher was married? Of course she was. Obviously there’s something psychologically wrong with teachers who do this, but when did this become so popular? Hey teachers, leave those kids alone (See what I did there?).

-Uh oh. My nephew Nicholas is not gonna be happy with this story. Zayn Malik has left the One Direction tour indefinitely. Apparently it’s due to stress. Already rumors that the stress has been caused by him caught cheating while he has a fiancé waiting for him back home. If 1D breaks up, I don’t know what I’m gonna do with myself. Neither will Dan Charles (Sorry, due to copyright issues, the only clip out there is the one with subtitles):

-Man, what is happening to 1D? First Zayn leaves the tour, now Louis Tomlinson breaks up with his girlfriend? My world is crumbling down around me. What are you gonna tell me next? That Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant with her second baby? Ugh. What a horrible Monday.

-And to make matters worse this morning, I read a story about how Kris Jenner has loud sex with her new boyfriend and Kim hears it. Kim is grossed out by it as well, which just might be the most pot calling the kettle black story in the history of pot calling the kettle black stories. Kim, you don’t like hearing your mom have loud sex? Well how about you stop having sex on camera which basically is the reason you’re even famous in the first place?

-I saw this story where Adam Levine’s mic was broken in concert and he threw it down but it ended up hitting a fan, which essentially made her day. It’s stories like these that remind me of the Britt fans. You know, people who freak out over the most insignificant things in life. Yeah, that’s them.

-Taylor Swift has purchased the domain names for a bunch of x-rated websites to protect herself. Wait, you mean I can’t start up www.TaylorSwift.porn with a bunch of fake nudes of her? Dammit Taylor. You ruined my whole marketing idea. That girl is one step ahead of all of us.

-Hey, lookie here. Here’s someone we haven’t heard from in a while. Farrah Abraham staged a photo shoot at the beach so we could all see her flaunting her assets in a monokini. Farrah, I hate to say this, but the only time you’re relevant is when you’re naked and having sex with a guy who you claim was your boyfriend and you claim you had no idea you were being filmed for a sex tape, even though it was highly produced, someone else was shooting the video, and you profited from it. Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

-Isn’t it good to know that true love still exists out there? I mean really. With so many divorces and heartbreak in Hollywood, every once in a while we get an uplifting story that just makes your heart pitter patter. You know, like Jason Aldean tying the knot to Brittany Kerr, the hot younger chick he got caught by paparazzi sucking face with while he was married. To which he immediately apologized, said he wanted to work on things with his wife, then broke it off, and eventually ran back to his mistress. True love will never die, people. Jason and Brittany are living proof that having a mistress does pay off in the long run. Bless these two.

-I’ve never heard of R&B singer Tank, and probably neither have you. Which is why I’m guessing this guy came out and slammed Kanye for exploiting his wife. Hey Tank, we’re kinda all in agreement with you. We just wish it came from somebody that we actually cared about. Or heard of.

-Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have pretty much faded out of the public eye the last few years. Yes, they were on “Celebrity Marriage Boot Camp” recently (or is it still airing?), but for the most part, they’ve disappeared. When we do hear from them, it’s usually Heidi saying she wants a baby and Spencer doesn’t because he knows he’d be the father from hell. Well now that Heidi saw her sister pregnant, she wants to hold off on kids. The rest of humanity thanks you, Heidi. Please never reproduce. Spawn of Speidi might be the end of society as we know it.

-Remember last week there was the story that Scott Disick was checking himself into rehab down in Costa Rica? Well yeah, he apparently left after 12 hrs. I’ve never been in rehab, nor do I need to, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Scott isn’t fully recovered after spending a half a day in there. That’s my expert Dr. Reality Steve opinion. Do with it what you will.

-Emmy Rossum is now terrified that Justin Bieber is her new neighbor. Wouldn’t we all be? The kid likes egging people’s houses and throwing loud parties til the wee hours of the morning. Emmy, do us all a favor and just call the cops on him every single day for no reason whatsoever.

-Celine Dion is resuming her show in Las Vegas after a hiatus last year. I’ve never seen Celine in concert because I’m a male and I’m straight, but does she just sing “My Heart Will Go On” like 20 times and then the show is over? By the way, did you see Ariana Grande’s Celine impression on “Jimmy Fallon?” Pretty damn good.

-Geez another story involving the Kardashian clan? Lets face it. It’s pretty much their world and they’re letting us live in it. Rob Kardashian instagrammed a pic out of Rosamund Pike’s character from “Gone Girl” and trashed sister Kim in the process. If this was a hacking job, he hasn’t come out and said it was, so it seems pretty legit at this point. Then again, Rob has been off the radar for a while so we have no idea where his head is at. Hopefully they’ll keep us updated on the next episode of “As the Kardashians Turn.”

-Emeril Lagasse shared his favorite recipe with People.com. It’s some sort of shrimp dish. Great. I just mention this story because I’d like to point out that Emeril’s sportsbook/restaurant at the Palazzo in Vegas sucks. I’m sorry, but Lagasse’s stadium seemed like a cool little sportsbook when it first opened, but frankly, it’s awful. You know I like me some sportsbooks in Vegas and this is one of the worst ones. TV’s are small, their ticket takers can’t add to save their life, the seating isn’t as comfortable as you’d expect, and the layout is just all wrong. Booooooooooooooooooooooo.

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  1. cjscjs711

    March 23, 2015 at 7:58 PM

    Taylor Swift – Not uncommon for people to buy up domain names that include their name, along with some kind of profanity, so others can’t use it. Big corporations do this, too. [Corp_Name]sucks.com etc. Jus sayin

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