Still a lot of unanswered questions regarding the Britt spoiler I gave to you yesterday. Lets not jump to conclusions just yet on exactly how/why/when/where this is working. There are many factors we don’t know, and it’s my job over the next couple months to find out what those may be. I think there’s no way either girl would’ve signed on in the first place if they didn’t think something like this could’ve happened. I bet if the guys chose Britt over Kaitlyn, the same exact thing would’ve happened for her. We don’t know how many times Britt and Brady have even gone out, what their chemistry is like, if they’re just playing it up for TV, etc. We have no idea, so lets not pretend like we do. He left the rose ceremony night 1 to tell Kaitlyn he was gonna pursue Britt and here they are being caught dating in public. Lets see what happens before we say anything else more definitive than that. Remember, this is still a TV show whose sole goal is to generate ratings. Something tells me this pairing wasn’t a major shock to either of them. Time will tell.
Moving on from that, I do have something fairly big that I’m working on right now. Has nothing to do with Britt and Brady, but more with what’s happening on Kaitlyn’s season. It’s still in its early stages and I need more clarification on it, but if it’s true, it’ll definitely have people talking. Like, everyone. I don’t quite understand it, but then again, there’s a lot I don’t understand when it comes to people from this show. Regardless, the second I find out if this story is even true, I’ll let you know.
In case you missed my tweet yesterday, the guys left LAX at 10:30 for NY, so that means dates don’t start until today. I have pictures of the guys at the airport, but not all of them. So at least I have an idea of at least half that are still around. Today is the date where they sent out an email trying to get people to attend. It’s taking place at Stage48 in Midtown, which is a concert venue, and Doug E. Fresh will be a part of it. Since it’s the first date in NY, I would think this would be a 1-on-1, but I’m not sure. Hopefully I’ll know more later. Also, I might know where they’re headed after New York and I’m following up on that the next couple days. I should know soon whether or not this lead pans out.
Daily Links 3/25
-Chris Harrison even joined in the fun yesterday on the speculation Kaitlyn has a boyfriend, which is to say it doesn’t exist. Chris even hinted maybe he could be the secret boyfriend. Oh stop it Chris you little teaser. We all know you’d much rather bang Britt.
-Nell Kalter’s RHOBH recap is now up for viewing. I don’t know who fought with who this week or who sucker punched who, but I’m sure it was amazing. Did Brandi go nuts again? Wait, don’t tell me. Of course she did.
-Awwwwww, two little lovers sittin’ in a tree…Apparently Miley isn’t bothered by the fact that her boyfriend Patrick takes body shots off his best friend down in Cabo, since it looks like the two lovebirds have made nicey nice. I don’t wanna say Miley and Patrick will never last, but there are better odds on UCLA winning the national championship than these two surviving.
-Iggy Azalea got a boob job in case you didn’t know. I didn’t really. Honest. Had no clue. She seems to be a little wiggity whack for my taste. She’s kinda out there, no? Whoever thought a white Australian rapper would make it in the US like she has? Not me. That’s why we’re the land of opportunity. Where marginally talented foreigners come to make a name for themselves.
-Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a baby, meaning they have sex. Do you know what Mila thinks about during sex? Their child. That’s pretty much wrong in every way imaginable, but since it’s Mila Kunis we’re talking about, she gets a free pass. Mila could probably tell me she has a third arm growing out of her back and I’d still fantasize about her. I think she should win “Mother of the Year” just because.
-Look who made the cover of “People” magazine this week. Good ol’ Britney and her two boys. Whoever would’ve thought after she went crazy and shaved her head that she’d be where she’s at right now. Certainly not me. However, it must be tough to wake up every morning to those two boys knowing they were fathered by that sloth Kevin Federline. How many kids from how many women is he at right now? Is it 6 from 3? I think so. Keep it in your pants, Kev.
-The “X-Files” is coming back to Fox for a 6 episode run. I can honestly say I’ve never seen one episode of this show. Which is kinda surprising since it was on right around the time my TV obsession started and I’ve always loed good mysteries. With that said, I will not be watching the new series either. Now, when Fox pulls their head out of their ass and decides they want to do another season “24,” then count me in.
-The first pictures from Jason Aldean’s wedding are out, and boy are they precious. You just don’t get unconditional love like you see with these two very often. Of course, that love started with this drunken make out in Hollywood while he was married. These two sure have come a long way. They’re like the modern day Eddie and Leann.
-Talk show host Wendy Williams has chimed in on the One Direction saga saying the band should kick Zayn out since this isn’t the first time he’s done this. Wendy, why don’t you shut your piehole. Don’t you dare disparage 1D like that. No one cares about your opinion on 1D. Harry, Louis, Niall, and Liam will make whatever decision is best for them. They don’t need your negativity bringing them down. Go away and find a new wig.
-The “50 Shades of Grey” DVD will be released at the beginning of May and it will include an alternate ending that I’m sure will have all the bored housewives up in arms. Like I said, I saw it, and I don’t get it. Never read the books but don’t need to. The movie was quite boring enough as it was. And yes, I’ve already been spoiled as to what happens in the later books, so it’s not like I’m in the dark. Just some things in this world you’ll never understand, and the 50 Shades phenomenon is one of them.
-Kylie Jenner did sexy photo shoot and I wouldn’t have it any other way. She’s got her own $2.7 million dollar mansion, she’s 17, and she gets modeling gigs all over the world all because her sister got crammed in the backside by Ray J on camera. Be proud, Kylie. See you in rehab in 5 years.
-Yikes. Jon Hamm is a drunk. He just completed 30 days in rehab for alcohol abuse. Who knew? Although, doesn’t Jon Hamm just look like he’d drink a lot? Some people you can just kinda tell, and every time I saw this guy, he kinda had the appearance that he just downed a bottle of Crown for breakfast.
-Kelly LeBrock’s jacket from “Weird Science” sold at an auction for $35,000. As much of a TV and sports nerd as I am, one thing I’ve NEVER gotten into has been the whole memorabilia thing. Granted, someone who spends $35k on a jacket worn in a movie obviously doesn’t have an issue spending their money, I just prefer to spend mine on more productive things. You paid $35k to buy a jacket that you’re never gonna wear and probably just display in your house? Uhhhh, congrats? Loser.
-I’ve never even heard of this guy so apparently I’m completely out of the loop on this, but DJ Calvin Harris allegedly made $66 million last year. What? A DJ? Like Whitney Cummings said in one of her stand ups, “All DJ’s do is play other people’s music. That’s like wanting to date a valet because they drive a nice car.” Well apparently the joke is on us Whitney if this dude is raking in $66 million a year to set up his ipod and speakers and play others music. Kudos to him.
-The second trailer for “Entourage” has been released. I watched the show, but I’m not one of the fanatics who thought it was the greatest thing on TV and cooler than cool. I never quite understood the hype of the show with how horribly acted it was, not to mention basically zero plot lines throughout. I dare you to watch this trailer and find one funny line in 2 1/2 minutes. Just one.
See? Couldn’t do it, could you. Was there really a major reason to make this movie? Of course not. But unoriginal Hollywood needs to bleed franchises dry before putting them out to pasture. This is definitely one of those times. Adrian Grenier (Courtney Robertson’s ex who she hilariously makes fun of quite a bit in her book) says he’ll pay people who don’t like the movie. Better take out an insurance policy then buddy, cuz this is gonna suck big time.
-And in today’s sports story, the Milwaukee Brewers will be offering deep fried nachos on a stick this season at their concession stand. In future news: A Milwaukee Brewer fan has died of a heart attack eating deep fried nachos on a stick during a game. More news at 11.
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