Sorry about the delay. My flight was delayed by about 45 minutes, but now I’m above the clouds on very slow wi-fi so I can deliver you this brilliant column. Ok, maybe not brilliant. A step below. Whatever the case, being out of town this weekend, your next column will be on Tuesday. I expect bios to be released next week if they aren’t posted today, so I will have a column on the guys when that comes out (and you’ll know who the two guys are I don’t have). If you missed my tweet yesterday, filming for the “Bachelorette” is over. Ended a few days ago. I will say this as simply as I can: When I have everything I need confirmed, you will get your spoilers. I don’t just run with every little nugget I have without any backup. You don’t want that. You want all the spoilers to the best of my knowledge like I give you every season. So once I have everything I need, you will get it. Hey, who knows? Maybe when I’m in CA this weekend I’m meeting with a source to get everything confirmed. Or maybe not.
As mentioned, they changed things up this season once the guys were whittled down. I’ve already had people email me regarding things they’ve heard happened, and everything that’s been emailed to me has been wrong. A lot of misinformation out there, so I hope you understand how thorough I am with getting stuff confirmed. Does me no good just to throw out every nook and cranny of information I have in bits and pieces when I don’t know if it’s true or not. That’s pointless. I’ve got the first 7 episodes of spoilers ready to go even if I don’t get the ending by the time of the premiere, so at MINIMUM, you’ll have that before the season starts. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to get the ending confirmed at some point. When? I don’t know yet. But considering my track record, I’d probably bet on sooner rather than later. But that’s just me.
Enjoy your “Daily Links”…
Daily Links 5/7
-So Chris was eliminated from DWTS on Monday night, probably about 3 weeks later than he should have. We all knew he wasn’t gonna win. However what I think most people are talking about were these two clips from Tuesday’s episode. Awwww, he loves Witney. No, not his fiancé Whitney. His partner Witney. He told her so:
And then once they were eliminated, well, this is an awfully close lip kiss if you ask me. You be the judge:
Hey, I know these couples kiss each other all the time. On the cheek, on the forehead, on the side of the head. Everywhere but there. Of course, the rumor mill has been churning for weeks that he and his fiancé Whitney are done and it’s only a matter of time before it’s “officially” announced. Chris immediately shot down those rumors yesterday, first addressing why Whitney wasn’t at DWTS the last two weeks. Then, he talked about his post DWTS life back in Iowa, which he says he can’t wait to get back to. So is he lying, or all the reports that he’s caught up in Hollywood and not moving back to Iowa the truth? Hell if I know. I just know these two are never getting married. You can pretty much mark that one down.
-If you watched the last commercial break during “Survivor” last night, next season’s twist which was the worst kept secret for the last month, was finally made official. The audience will choose which 20 contestants (out of a possible 32) will get to compete. Jeff Probst breaks down how everything will work. Pretty cool that all 32 will be at the live finale packed and ready to go, the 20 who made it will be announced that night and leave immediately for filming to begin in Cambodia. Season 31 has already been filmed in Cambodia and is complete, but that won’t be shown til Spring of 2016. This “Second Chance” season will begin taping in two weeks, and begin airing in September. First time since they started shooting seasons back-to-back that the season shot second will air first. Also, Probst answers his weekly 4 Questions about last night’s episode.
-Kendall Jenner has an obsession with being mentioned in the “Daily Links” column. She totally does. Here she was the other day lip syncing to Ariana Grande, and somehow this was news. Ummmm, sure. Whatever you say. This is Kendall’s world. We’re all just visiting.
-After Britney’s ankle injury during her Vegas show because she’s Clumsy McClumserson, she announced on Ellen she’s extending her show by two months. Yippeeeee! I get to see her fall flat on her face more times now? Outstanding. Where do I buy tickets?
-Robert Herjavec and Kym Johnson for whatever reason, still won’t publicly announce they’re a couple, even though people close to the situation (you know, the ones who attend the DWTS after party every Monday night and see them all over each other) know they are. But they still like to play coy and pretend everyone else in America doesn’t have two eyeballs. I guess whatever works for you guys. However, you’re fooling absolutely no one.
-Producers of DWTS reminisced about 10 years and 20 seasons that was a pretty interesting read. The show has absolutely changed since it first started out and definitely for the better. I could seriously see this show going for another 10 years. Why not? We’re in season 20 and people are still watching. No different than “Survivor,” “Bachelor,” “Amazing Race,” etc. Keep it going. I’ll still watch. And someone make Lindsay Arnold one of the regulars again even though she’s engaged to a dork. We need more of her. Ok fine. I need more of her on screen.
-The rapping Grandma from “The Wedding Singer, Ellen Albertini, has died. That’s too bad. You know what else died? Adam Sandler’s career after that movie. I think that was the last funny movie he was in. Oh sure, he still makes a ton of money on his movies, but lets face it, he’s kinda become a laughingstock now.
-If Kendall is gonna be in the news, then you know Kylie has to do something to grab attention. And boy did she ever at the Met Gala. This is what she wore to the after party. Huh? Did someone tell her the afterparty would be taking place in a barn? Then again, this is a teenage girl living on her own in a $2.7 million mansion and doesn’t even know how to do basic chores, so should we really expect her to know how to dress? And oh yeah, she finally admitted her lips are fake as if we thought they just magically puffed up like that out of nowhere. Thank you for enlightening us Kylie.
-Not that I thought “Hot Pursuit” was winning an Oscar anytime soon, and not that I go to US Weekly for my movie reviews, but it got a horrible review. Shocker. But of course to promote the movie, she’ll be hosting SNL this weekend. Here are the promos:
-Hilary Duff is basically turning into a Crossfitter. You know how it’s impossible for people who do Crossfit to not tell you every 5 seconds they’re doing Crossfit? Hilary can’t stop telling people how she’s now dating guys off Tinder. Seriously? Give it a rest. And no, this has absolutely nothing to do with sheer jealousy and that she’d swipe me left. Booooooooooooooooo.
-Ever been held hostage by your boyfriend? Who also held your kids hostage? During that crisis, did your boyfriend ever let you order a pizza and you thought of it as a way to call for help? This woman did and it was genius. Whoever would’ve thought to do that? I certainly wouldn’t have. Then again, her MENSA boyfriend allowing her to order a pizza makes him one of the stupidest criminals ever. I hope they at least hooked her and the kids up with some breadsticks.
-You’re never going to believe this, but Kris Jenner is trying to capitalize on Bruce’s transition into womanhood. I don’t know if Kris Jenner is the devil, but she certainly might at least be a distant cousin or something.
-In a scene straight out of “Naked Gun,” a town mayor forgot to take his mic off when going to the bathroom. Hilarity ensues:
-In case you were ever wondering to yourself, “I wonder who the most famous person Andy Cohen has had sex with is,” now you have your answer. It’s Lance Bass. Ummmmm, thanks?
-This is upsetting. Zayn and Louis are having a 1D Twitter war and it’s making me sad. C’mon guys. Hug it out. I want to believe 1D all liked each other and this is totally destroying that. I will not go on believing these two are BFF’s. No way. Someone tell me this is a joke before I get really upset.
-Miley Cyrus says that not all of her relationships have been straight heterosexual. Yeah, we kinda figured that Miley. You know, with all the pictures of you making out with chicks and stuff. Pretty much a dead giveaway.
-And finally, who doesn’t love a little game show humor? Apparently the “Price is Right” does as a woman in a wheelchair ended up winning a treadmill. Let me repeat that: A woman in a wheelchair ended up winning a treadmill.
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