Still no bios yet from ABC and I doubt they’re gonna release them on a Friday. I guess it’s possible, but the last two seasons it was on a Wednesday, which makes more sense. For something that “major,” you don’t want to put it out heading into a weekend when not as many people will see it. So my guess would be we’ll have to wait til next week to see all the girls in their HS senior yearbook poses. Oh well. Anyway, I have a quick request for any of you readers out there who are decent at graphic design. It’s nothing for the site (we’re actually going to be rolling out a new layout before next season starts), but I need a little help on Olivia’s Xmas gift. Since I don’t know sh** about graphic design, I was hoping someone could whip something up for me real quick. This shouldn’t take long, and sorry it’s not paying anything, but since I can’t design, I was wondering if someone could help. Email me at the address below and I can tell you what I need. It should be fairly simple, but since what I got her isn’t tangible, I need to give it to her in some sort of card form and was hoping someone would help with that. Thanks.
-A shout out to RealityBlurred.com for crediting the spoilers in yesterday’s column about the “Bachelor” press release. Only thing I’d say about the column was that they acted as if the show doesn’t do this every season. Go back to every first press release this show has ever posted, and it’s the same thing. They give an overview of the season. Has nothing to do with the changing world and spoilers getting out. They’ve always done this where they skim over some of the dates and locations they’ll be headed during the season. You could probably still find all the initial press releases if you looked and would notice they’re all similar to what came out yesterday. Example: Here was Chris’ press release from last season on Dec. 2nd.
-Stephen Fishbach continues to write his blog for People.com and has his thoughts on Joe’s ouster from Wednesday night’s episode. You know, Joe, the guy Stephen obsessed about getting eliminated all season long. Yeah exactly. You want to get people out who you know can beat you in the end. That’s the game. And Joe would’ve beaten everybody there if he landed in the finals because he’d have the most compelling argument.
-Since “Playboy” magazine will be no longer after the beginning of next year, they’ve chosen their final cover girl for the last issue. Did we expect anyone else? Of course it’s Pam Anderson. I don’t think there’s a single individual who’s career is more synonymous with “Playboy” than Pam’s. And I’m not saying that in a bad way.
-So “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars” begins tonight on WE TV. A couple clips before tonight’s show are being released. One of them is about Mama June telling us how her sex life with Sugar Bear is pretty non-existent. Frankly, the thought of these two makes my skin crawl and I want to throw up. They will be unbearable to watch, I’m sure. No pun intended.
-As for the couple I think most people reading this column are interested in, here’s a clip of Sean & Catherine playing the “Newlywed Game.” You wonder why these two would subject themselves to this garbage and what’s the point of any of this, and then you realize there’s a nice paycheck attached to these shows and you have your answer. After Sean admitted “Celebrity Wife Swap” was a mistake they never should’ve done and it was basically all an act, nothing I see on this show is going to really tell me anything about their marriage either. If they really wanted to work on their marriage, they’d go to counseling, behind closed doors, not on TV, and not for a paycheck. None of these people would.
-It was made official yesterday that Coldplay will be the halftime act at Superbowl 50 in Santa Clara this year, but others act will be a part of it as well. I don’t hate Coldplay, but I can’t say I’m a fan either. I really don’t care about them either way to be honest. But if Katy Perry can nab last year’s gig, and we know Taylor is coming off the most successful tour of 2015 and is the second highest grossing performer behind Katy, how does she not get it? Boooooooooooooooooooooo.
-I’ll admit, I didn’t watch two second of “The Wiz” last night. I got caught up in a “24” marathon and ended up watching the last 8 episodes of season 8, mixed in with the final minutes of UCLA/Kentucky and the last 5 minutes of Green Bay/Detroit. Which is surprising because I definitely hate watched “Sound of Music” and “Peter Pan” because they were so awful. But the “The Wiz” is getting great reviews. Well, other than the fact that Toto was barely in it. But lets be honest. This was just the appetizer. The main course will be when “Grease: Live” airs next year on Fox. That’s the only one I care about.
-So I guess it’s picking up steam that Kourtney is moving Scott back into the house, if you are to believe RadarOnline.com. But she has 5 conditions he must obey, one of which being no more guest appearances and hosting parties in Vegas and Canada. Good luck with that, Kourtney. My guess is he already has one booked for New Year’s and you’ll be home alone watching the kids. But hey, continue to think this guy is Father of the Year. Your optimism for this douchelicker is admirable.
-So when you read a headline that says “Amal Clooney Accidentally Flashes Her Bra” you’d expect something more scandalous than this, right? They’re acting like she wore her bra on the outside of her shirt last night and strutted around like she didn’t care. Seriously can we find better stories than this? Doesn’t this happen to every woman every day at some point? Stupid.
-And finally, speaking of that Green Bay/Detroit game…well this picture just about sums up what happened. Yeah, you had one more defender than they had receivers, and you still couldn’t stop them. You might wanna put a defender on the 6’4” guy standing all alone at the goal line. But hey, what do I know about coaching?
PHOTO OF THE NIGHT: Richard Rodgers moments before catching the game winning TD pass from Aaron Rodgers. pic.twitter.com/FsQhRATsgp
— Joe Robinson (@JoeDRobinson4) December 4, 2015
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