Comments on: The Bachelor Recap - 5/5/08 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/ My sarcastic, slanted, sophomoric, and skewed view on the world of reality television. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:33:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: annonymously famous http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-90 annonymously famous Sat, 17 May 2008 02:41:58 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-90 Weirdest show ever. No advertising, no promo, no proposal announcement. What happened to Matt's snarky dry humor? He was funnier before the show started. I realize that sarcasm and dry wit don't play well on tv, but really ..... And why make 70% of the people hate your heroine before the hero rescues her? Makes no sense. It is as if they started the show and then got distracted and just finished it. I am sure there was a reason for no ATFR ... it is always a revenue maker .... I need to recover from this bachelor before we have to watch the next rejected/dejected sweetheart paw through 25 hand-picked hotties for someone to give a rose to at the end. I predict: rich, tall, handsome, dark, rich, southern, rich ... Good luck to Shayne and Matt in the real world - here's to an entertaining next show. Weirdest show ever. No advertising, no promo, no proposal announcement. What happened to Matt’s snarky dry humor? He was funnier before the show started. I realize that sarcasm and dry wit don’t play well on tv, but really ….. And why make 70% of the people hate your heroine before the hero rescues her? Makes no sense. It is as if they started the show and then got distracted and just finished it.
I am sure there was a reason for no ATFR … it is always a revenue maker ….
I need to recover from this bachelor before we have to watch the next rejected/dejected sweetheart paw through 25 hand-picked hotties for someone to give a rose to at the end. I predict: rich, tall, handsome, dark, rich, southern, rich …
Good luck to Shayne and Matt in the real world - here’s to an entertaining next show.

]]> By: fizzy http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-34 fizzy Tue, 13 May 2008 03:19:07 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-34 I can't WAIT to read your comments tomorrow! Can you believe the constant references to MONKEYS! OMG! You couldn't have PAID them to correspond with your HOT MONKEY SEX commentary. LOL! See you tomorrow! I can’t WAIT to read your comments tomorrow! Can you believe the constant references to MONKEYS! OMG! You couldn’t have PAID them to correspond with your HOT MONKEY SEX commentary. LOL! See you tomorrow!

]]> By: JENNIFER http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-33 JENNIFER Thu, 08 May 2008 18:02:17 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-33 Well Steve, I have a resturant clip for you too. I went to see the Rachel Ray show yesterday - they film in NY and my friends and I went to the Capital Grill on 42nd st for lunch which we found out was very pricey but good. The waiter was explaining how a Kona Coffee rub was on the sirloin steak which was on the lunch menul (about $36) I then asked if he could put that rub on a hamburger.....his reply: I can rub it on anything you want darlin"! Alrighty then. I opted for the Sourdough club. Loved the column as usual and can't wait to see Maddie pictures. :) Jen Well Steve, I have a resturant clip for you too.
I went to see the Rachel Ray show yesterday - they film in NY and my friends and I went to the Capital Grill on 42nd st for lunch which we found out was very pricey but good. The waiter was explaining how a Kona Coffee rub was on the sirloin steak which was on the lunch menul (about $36) I then asked if he could put that rub on a hamburger…..his reply: I can rub it on anything you want darlin”!
Alrighty then.
I opted for the Sourdough club.

Loved the column as usual and can’t wait to see Maddie pictures.
:)
Jen

]]> By: lil'z http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-32 lil'z Thu, 08 May 2008 12:15:42 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-32 p.s. Sorry, meant to say I found the waitress story spit-my-coffee-out funny and your comeback right on the money [...yeah, my mind's in the gutter all day long, too.] [haaaaa my inner Beavis just said, 'You typed comeback! haaaaa]. --But I'm glad you didn't say your line out loud. I've been a waitress, and TRUST me, after 8 hrs on your feet and EVERY DAMN CUSTOMER thinking they're a contestant on 'Next,' with their lame come-ons and attempts and sexual innuendo ... that shtick isn't even slightly funny anymore. [You wanna make her day and have her remember you -- just tip her really, really well.] But keep sharing the bad lines with us! Love 'em! ;-) p.s. Sorry, meant to say I found the waitress story spit-my-coffee-out funny and your comeback right on the money […yeah, my mind’s in the gutter all day long, too.] [haaaaa my inner Beavis just said, ‘You typed comeback! haaaaa].
–But I’m glad you didn’t say your line out loud. I’ve been a waitress, and TRUST me, after 8 hrs on your feet and EVERY DAMN CUSTOMER thinking they’re a contestant on ‘Next,’ with their lame come-ons and attempts and sexual innuendo … that shtick isn’t even slightly funny anymore. [You wanna make her day and have her remember you — just tip her really, really well.]
But keep sharing the bad lines with us! Love ‘em! ;-)

]]> By: lil'z http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-31 lil'z Thu, 08 May 2008 11:58:07 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-31 … uh, I'm desperately sorry to be the one saying this, but I think Ryan's intro was attempting to refer to some "muffler" - abbreviate to muff - referring to some part of a woman's anatomy he wanted to use his, ‘er, tool on ... bleeeeeeeeeaaaccchh! --shaking it off and moving directly on!—re: Robin's declaration that she's never been hated before -!!!!!ahahahahahahaha Truly was the most hilarious line of the night. I GUARANTEE she's been hated repeatedly and resoundingly – yup, including by me, every time she opens her stupid yap on national tv! Go home already and brew yourself some sleepytime tea with your extra-special British tea-maker and shut the hell up already!! haaaaaaa [now let me tell you how I really feel about her.] oh yeah - I was surprised you missed the hilarious tie-in between the horrible 'Next' girl declaring all small town girls are big-time horny and Meeps’ story about living in a one-stoplight burg. What do you mean you couldn't live there, you'd have NOTHING to do ... thought it would be just the opposite! Good times! Keep up the hilarity! :-) lil'z … uh, I’m desperately sorry to be the one saying this, but I think Ryan’s intro was attempting to refer to some “muffler” - abbreviate to muff - referring to some part of a woman’s anatomy he wanted to use his, ‘er, tool on …
bleeeeeeeeeaaaccchh!
–shaking it off and moving directly on!—re: Robin’s declaration that she’s never been hated before -!!!!!ahahahahahahaha Truly was the most hilarious line of the night. I GUARANTEE she’s been hated repeatedly and resoundingly – yup, including by me, every time she opens her stupid yap on national tv! Go home already and brew yourself some sleepytime tea with your extra-special British tea-maker and shut the hell up already!! haaaaaaa [now let me tell you how I really feel about her.]
oh yeah - I was surprised you missed the hilarious tie-in between the horrible ‘Next’ girl declaring all small town girls are big-time horny and Meeps’ story about living in a one-stoplight burg. What do you mean you couldn’t live there, you’d have NOTHING to do … thought it would be just the opposite!
Good times!
Keep up the hilarity!
:-) lil’z

]]> By: Anonymous http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-30 Anonymous Wed, 07 May 2008 17:43:59 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-30 Hey, Steve, Another great recap! I too just wanted Marshana to get off stage already. Matt does NOT look good with the new hair. Note to self: if I ever get rejected by thw Bachelor on national TV, I must attend the WTA wearing a strapless dress. Seriously, nearly all those girls wore strapless dresses. And Robin's dress looked like a t-shirt. This time they didn't even air the "ask the bachelorettes anything" segment--though that was actually a relief, as those questions are usually boring. This season, one audience member asked Carri about her biting-into-the-can skills "can you really do that?" that was aired in the last five seconds of the show (go back to ABC.com and watch it--its funny). I've seen the show Next, and so I was laughing hysterically when you mentioned it. Quality human beings, aren't they? Can't wait to see the Maddie pictures! Hey, Steve,

Another great recap! I too just wanted Marshana to get off stage already. Matt does NOT look good with the new hair.

Note to self: if I ever get rejected by thw Bachelor on national TV, I must attend the WTA wearing a strapless dress. Seriously, nearly all those girls wore strapless dresses. And Robin’s dress looked like a t-shirt.

This time they didn’t even air the “ask the bachelorettes anything” segment–though that was actually a relief, as those questions are usually boring. This season, one audience member asked Carri about her biting-into-the-can skills “can you really do that?” that was aired in the last five seconds of the show (go back to ABC.com and watch it–its funny).

I’ve seen the show Next, and so I was laughing hysterically when you mentioned it. Quality human beings, aren’t they?

Can’t wait to see the Maddie pictures!

]]> By: Anonymous http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-29 Anonymous Wed, 07 May 2008 16:30:51 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-29 'So I only have a few tidbits from last night before I get into more good juicy stuff about myself you’re dying to hear about. That’s coming later'. I'm waiting for the juicy stuff........or is it that you're posting pictures of Maddie? ‘So I only have a few tidbits from last night before I get into more good juicy stuff about myself you’re dying to hear about. That’s coming later’. I’m waiting for the juicy stuff……..or is it that you’re posting pictures of Maddie?

]]> By: Mary http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-28 Mary Tue, 06 May 2008 21:49:17 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-28 Hilarious!! I love the "Next" commentary. That show is super ridiculous. And your reply to the poor Catholic girl was too too funny. Chris Harrison said again last night how funny Matt was. Am I missing something? I don't remember him being funny at all (read like the british - a'tall). Awesome post once again! :) Hilarious!! I love the “Next” commentary. That show is super ridiculous. And your reply to the poor Catholic girl was too too funny. Chris Harrison said again last night how funny Matt was. Am I missing something? I don’t remember him being funny at all (read like the british - a’tall).

Awesome post once again! :)

]]> By: Erin http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-27 Erin Tue, 06 May 2008 21:08:58 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-27 I like your new blog format and agree it is a little easier to read. Thanks for the recap, though you're right it was a tad boring. I had to laugh about you reading the "Ask Amy" column. I read it to my coworkers everyday at lunch and we make fun of the people that write in too. In fact there was one today about a woman who didn't know if she should have to wear a bra to work or not. Good times. Thanks again! I like your new blog format and agree it is a little easier to read. Thanks for the recap, though you’re right it was a tad boring.
I had to laugh about you reading the “Ask Amy” column. I read it to my coworkers everyday at lunch and we make fun of the people that write in too. In fact there was one today about a woman who didn’t know if she should have to wear a bra to work or not. Good times.
Thanks again!

]]> By: M http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-26 M Tue, 06 May 2008 20:54:49 +0000 http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/#comment-26 I am a Bachelor fan but I love your sense of humor. Right on!!! I am a Bachelor fan but I love your sense of humor.
Right on!!!

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