http://realitysteve.com/blog My sarcastic, slanted, sophomoric, and skewed view on the world of reality television. Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:32:30 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en -Ok, I'm a little confused as to what's coming up with the "The Bachelorette" in the coming weeks. As we know, next week is the 2 hour finale, followed by an "After the Final Rose" show with Deanna, Jason and Jesse, and an nice update as to what Matt ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/07/01/the-bachelorette-recap-63008/ -I don't think I've ever given a "shout out" in this column, nor do I ever think I've acknowledged the death of anybody - until today. In case you haven't heard, legendary comedian George Carlin died Sunday night in Santa Monica. I think it's safe to say that ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/06/24/the-bachelorette-recap-62308/ -Much shorter column this week. Thank God. There's really no reason to do a full recap of the "DeAnna Tells All" episode considering she didn't really tell us much that we already didn't know. And I'm still trying to figure out why for the first time in ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/06/17/60/ -Let's get to the matter most of you want to know about, and that's the Chelsea interview. In case you didn't check back last week, on Thursday I put up a post saying that interview was killed by lawyers who got involved and basically told Chelsea not do it, ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/06/10/the-bachelorette-recap-6908/ Since a lot of you seem to be asking, let me tell you where it stands: Unfortunately, it's dead. Not gonna happen. Chelsea's reps and ABC's lawyers saw Tuesdays column where I promoted it, got involved, and pretty much told her, "No way are you gonna do ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/06/05/update-on-the-chelsea-interview/ -A few things to get to before getting started. The most important thing that happened this weekend was of course my birthday. Duh. That's the most important thing every year on May 31st, right? Of course it is. Anyway, I was having a conversation with ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/06/03/the-bachelorette-recap-6208/ -I figured out why the "Bachelorette" isn't nearly as fun as the "Bachleor": Because men aren't catty towards one another. Sure you'll get a disagreement here and there, but all in all, mens attitude towards things tends to lean to, "Whatever." So you're just not gonna get ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/27/the-bachelorette-recap-52608/ -First things first. I believe the punctuation issues from last week are, for the most part, solved. Some past columns probably still have it sporadically, but I did what I could. For those who have no clue what I'm talking about, on some of your computers last ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/20/the-bachelorette-recap-51908/ -I can't wait to get married someday. Really, I can't. I'm sure it'll be pretty special. In fact, I already know how I'm going to propose. And I've known for about 5 years. I just haven't had anyone to propose to. But whenever it ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/13/the-bachelor-finale-recap-51208/ -Since the "Women Tell All" episodes usually produces my shortest column of the season, let's get to a couple things first. I think I might have more non-"Bachelor" stuff in this weeks column than an actual recap of the show. If you didn't see it, you missed NOTHING ... http://realitysteve.com/blog/2008/05/06/the-bachelor-recap-5508/