-As loyal followers of this column know, I have written an episode recap of every single “Bachelor/ette” season, except for “Bachelor” 1 & 2. And I never did those because I didn’t see them. And the “Women Tell All” episode is one I’ve always covered, albeit a much shorter column, because there’s never really anything new in it. Much the same last night. However, for whatever reason, last nights show had absolutely NOTHING in it that was worth writing about. Did it? Did I miss something? Other than Bettina seeming like she was pissed to be there all night and even her being surprised that Brad gave her rose, there wasn’t anything I learned last night that I didn’t already know or read online. Very disappointing. So I’m gonna make this column short and sweet before I head out to play a little golf this morning.

-Hillary did mention that she thought Brad was “hotter than David Beckham.” Look, I’m comfortable enough with my own sexuality to admit when a guy is good looking, and … Continue reading →

UPDATE: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. THEY’RE COMPLETELY OUT OF MY HANDS. BLOGGER HAS BEEN SCREWY ALL DAY. THIS WAS DONE AT 9:00AM THIS MORNING, TOOK ABOUT TWO HOURS BEFORE BLOGGER WOULD LET ME POST IT, AND ITS BASICALLY BEEN APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING ALL DAY FOR NO REASON. DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

-Only one Bachelor related note to start with. Sheena admitted in all of her post-Bachelor interviews that Josh is in fact her boyfriend. She claims to have met him after she got back from filming. Whoa, wait a minute. If that’s true, then they must spend every living breathing second together for him to have that many pictures and videos of each other. I mean, filming ended in August and it’s barely November. In 3 months they’ve done that much stuff together? Do they finish each others sentences too? Have they been surgically removed from the hip? Isn’t that a tad unhealthy to be spending every waking moment with someone you just met? Something tells me these two were an item … Continue reading →